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| − | The Sniper is a hired self-proclaimed assassin that originates from Australia. His mother and father are Yoko of ''Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann,'' and The End, respectively. [[Image:Tf2_sniper.jpg|right|thumb|'''Name''': Sniper<br /> | + | The Sniper is a hired self-proclaimed assassin that originates from Australia. His mother and father are [[Yoko]] of ''Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann,'' and The End from ''Metal Gear Solid 3'', respectively. [[Image:Tf2_sniper.jpg|right|thumb|'''Name''': Sniper<br /> |
'''Age:''' ??<br /> | '''Age:''' ??<br /> | ||
'''From:''' [[Team Fortress 2]]<br /> | '''From:''' [[Team Fortress 2]]<br /> | ||
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===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
*Despite his parents constantly misunderstanding his occupation, the Sniper frequently protects his father from the assassination attempts of [[Robotnik]], who is jealous of The End's robotic Japanese schoolgirl of a wife. | *Despite his parents constantly misunderstanding his occupation, the Sniper frequently protects his father from the assassination attempts of [[Robotnik]], who is jealous of The End's robotic Japanese schoolgirl of a wife. | ||
| − | *The Sniper once brought Yoko to the battlefield on "Bring your Mother to Work Day". She pulled off 5 headshots in a row before being knifed in the back by a Spy. Valve offered her a permanent job, as well as her own video, but they immediately took back the offer when they realized she couldn't speak English. | + | *The Sniper once brought [[Yoko]] to the battlefield on "Bring your Mother to Work Day". She pulled off 5 headshots in a row before being knifed in the back by a Spy. Valve offered her a permanent job, as well as her own video, but they immediately took back the offer when they realized she couldn't speak English. |
*Secretly admires [[Link]] which is why he has a bow, a shield and a sword. He was also reported being seen at a convention in Link's usual clothing not too long ago. | *Secretly admires [[Link]] which is why he has a bow, a shield and a sword. He was also reported being seen at a convention in Link's usual clothing not too long ago. | ||
*Recently was attacked by the [[Spy]], which led to a scar across the left side of his face from where the Spy's knife [[Sword|slashed]] him. | *Recently was attacked by the [[Spy]], which led to a scar across the left side of his face from where the Spy's knife [[Sword|slashed]] him. | ||
Revision as of 05:46, 4 January 2010
This article is filed under Characters.The Sniper is a hired self-proclaimed assassin that originates from Australia. His mother and father are Yoko of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, and The End from Metal Gear Solid 3, respectively.
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Characteristics
The Sniper seems to be about 29-32 years old and is a bit frustrated with his parents not understanding he's a hired assassin instead of a crazed gunman. He always wears a hat and sunglasses along with a vest. He has black hair with medium sideburns, and drives around in a van.
Arsenal
Basic
- Sniper Rifle: A sniper rifle, dumbass. Used for picking off opponents from across the map
- SMG: Best used short-range to pick off opponents from, well, not across the map.
- Kukri: His
penismachete. Used for melee attacks.
Updates
- Huntsman: A bow and arrow. Replaces the Sniper Rifle, better used medium-range.
- Jarate: The terrifying biological weapon centered around urine in a jar. Replaces the SMG.
- Razorback: Some rather useless shield that can block a Spy's backstab for a few seconds. Replaces the SMG.
Quotes
- Wanka.
- Boom, headshot...
- Snipin's a good job mate, challenging work, outta doors, I guarantee you might go angry.
- 'Cause at the end of the day, long as there's 2 people on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
- I'm not a crazed gunman dad, I'm an assassin!
- One is a job and one is mental sickness!
- Crazed gunmen have standards.
- I think his mate saw me...
- Feelings!
- Be polite.
- Be efficient.
- Professionals have standards.
- Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
- Where'd I get you that time? The liver? The kidney? I'm losing track.
- Here's a touchin' story. Once upon a time you died and I lived happily ever after. The end.
- Dominated, you cactus-eatin' egghead!
Trivia
- Despite his parents constantly misunderstanding his occupation, the Sniper frequently protects his father from the assassination attempts of Robotnik, who is jealous of The End's robotic Japanese schoolgirl of a wife.
- The Sniper once brought Yoko to the battlefield on "Bring your Mother to Work Day". She pulled off 5 headshots in a row before being knifed in the back by a Spy. Valve offered her a permanent job, as well as her own video, but they immediately took back the offer when they realized she couldn't speak English.
- Secretly admires Link which is why he has a bow, a shield and a sword. He was also reported being seen at a convention in Link's usual clothing not too long ago.
- Recently was attacked by the Spy, which led to a scar across the left side of his face from where the Spy's knife slashed him.
- His voice actor is married to the voice actor of GLaDOS's and the game's Announcer. Wonder who the kids voice act?
See Also
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