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Revision as of 12:25, 12 August 2009
Uctions (also known as Energon) are a universal power supply. They are commonly used in assembling powerful mechanical devices and instruction booklets. Mario has a deep passion for Uctions, claiming to own them almost entirely.
Uctions are also used to make Magic Drugs and Coca-Cola, and can be used as rennet for cheese.
Trivia
- The Hairspray Queen and Robotnik claim to own uctions, but it was recently proven to the contrary.
- Robotnik would have had nearly twice the amount of his current uction possession if Fat Mario hadn't already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
- Uctions is also a brand of cereal.
- When invoked, it's own power and that of Anti-Uctions, its enemy transform Megatron into Galvatron.
- Daniel J D'Arby has gambled repetedly for the possession of his own uctions, but has failed to this point.
- Was also revealed to be the power source of the alternative Vice President for The Yoshi Regime.
- They might have killed off elmullet.
- Manic The Hedgehog once stole Robotnik's Uctions, but was later hunted down and killed.
- One of Coca-Cola's secret ingredients is a powder made from crystallized Uctions.
Chosen Wielders of Uctions
Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:
- Mario
- Robotnik
- Fat Mario
- Mr. X
- Tap Tap
- The Insane Clown Posse
- Megatron
- Q
- Shaquille O'Neal (Temporarily lost them when he was in Kazaam; regained them when he won 4 NBA Finals Championships.)
- Jackie Chan
- Phil Harnage
- Jesus Christ
- Toad (He has been reported to meet qualifications. It has also been rumored that he is being taught how to use uctions by fat mario.")
- Captain Falcon (Those who say otherwise will get FALCON PUANCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
- Travis Touchdown (Fuck off if any of you motherfuckers think otherwise.)
- The Overture (This rank passes on to anyone who defeats/destroys him/her.)
- Lex Luthor (Those who say otherwise will be rebuked by him with a loud "WRONG!!!")
- Michael Jackson
- Super Macho Man
- BrownyTCat (For use in the object referred to by Mario's head as "nice computer")
