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*When invoked, it's own power and that of [[Anti-Uctions]], its enemy transform [[Megatron]] into [[Galvatron]].
 
*When invoked, it's own power and that of [[Anti-Uctions]], its enemy transform [[Megatron]] into [[Galvatron]].
 
*[[Daniel J D'Arby]] has gambled repetedly for the possession of his own uctions, but has failed to this point.  
 
*[[Daniel J D'Arby]] has gambled repetedly for the possession of his own uctions, but has failed to this point.  
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*Was also revealed to be the power source of the alternative [[Vice President]] for [[The Yoshi Regime]].
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*Was also revealed to be the power source of the alternative Vice President for [[The Yoshi Regime]].
 
*They might have killed off [[elmullet]].
 
*They might have killed off [[elmullet]].
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*[[Manic The Hedehog]] once stole [[Robotnik]]'s Uctions, but was later hunted down and killed.
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*[[Manic The Hedgehog]] once stole [[Robotnik]]'s Uctions, but was later hunted down and killed.
 
*One of Coca-Cola's secret ingredients is a powder made from crystallized Uctions.
 
*One of Coca-Cola's secret ingredients is a powder made from crystallized Uctions.
  
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==Chosen Weilders of Uctions==
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==Chosen Wielders of Uctions==
 
Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:
 
Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:
 
*[[Mario]]
 
*[[Mario]]
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*[[Megatron]]
 
*[[Megatron]]
 
*[[Q]]
 
*[[Q]]
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*[[Tim Allen]] (only in his super form, Tim the Tool Man Taylor, and only when fighting dinosaurs with power tools)
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*Tim Allen (only in his super form, Tim the Tool Man Taylor, and only when fighting dinosaurs with power tools)
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*[[Shaq|Shaquille O'Neal]] (Temporarily lost them when he was in Kazaam; regained them when he won 4 NBA Finals Championships.)
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*Shaquille O'Neal (Temporarily lost them when he was in Kazaam; regained them when he won 4 NBA Finals Championships.)
 
*Jackie Chan
 
*Jackie Chan
 
*[[Phil Harnage]]
 
*[[Phil Harnage]]

Revision as of 16:19, 6 August 2009

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UCTIONS!!!!

Uctions (also known as Energon) are a universal power supply. They are commonly used in assembling powerful mechanical devices and instruction booklets. Mario has a deep passion for Uctions, claiming to own them almost entirely.

Uctions are also used to make Magic Drugs and Coca-Cola.

Trivia

  • The Hairspray Queen and Robotnik claim to own uctions, but it was recently proven to the contrary.
  • Robotnik would have had nearly twice the amount of his current uction possession if Fat Mario hadn't already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
  • Uctions is also a brand of cereal.
  • When invoked, it's own power and that of Anti-Uctions, its enemy transform Megatron into Galvatron.
  • Daniel J D'Arby has gambled repetedly for the possession of his own uctions, but has failed to this point.
  • Was also revealed to be the power source of the alternative Vice President for The Yoshi Regime.
  • They might have killed off elmullet.
  • Manic The Hedgehog once stole Robotnik's Uctions, but was later hunted down and killed.
  • One of Coca-Cola's secret ingredients is a powder made from crystallized Uctions.

Chosen Wielders of Uctions

Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:

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