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*Yelling out ''"You Get Nothing!"'' and ''"[[Link: Faces of Evil|You Lose!]]"'' to random people. | *Yelling out ''"You Get Nothing!"'' and ''"[[Link: Faces of Evil|You Lose!]]"'' to random people. | ||
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== Dislikes == | == Dislikes == | ||
Revision as of 21:58, 28 September 2009
This article is filed under Characters.Willy Wonka is a crazy pedophile that owns a candy factory. This candy is alleged to be made out of little boys' nuts immersed into little girls' love juice but some say that it is a rare chocolate found in Bosnia.
Likes
- Sex With Children.
- Candy
- Child Pornography
- Taking people on psychotic boat rides.
- Wonking his willy.
- Yelling out "You Get Nothing!" and "You Lose!" to random people.
- Looking like a cross between Marilyn Manson and the Russian lady from Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Crystal Skull.
Dislikes
- Lex Luthor (says that pedophilia is WRONG!!!!)
- Gum
- Sonic (says that pedophilia is no-good, although it is very well known that Sonic himself is a pedophile)
- Xavier
- Xavier: Renegade Angel
- Woody (His mission is to kill Buzz Lightyear, and Wonka doesn't want to see that happen.)
- Oompa Loompa Unions
- Heaven
- Jesus Christ
- Rick Astley
Liked By
- M. Bison (claims that his candy is DELICIOUS!)
- Pedobear
Disliked By
- Lex Luthor
- The King
- Phoenix Wright
- Hershey's
- Reese's
- Cadbury
- Rick Astley
- The Money you could be saving with GEICO
