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| − | Edd is famous for making many inventions. | + | Edd is famous for making many inventions. They are all [[illegal]] in Florida, Texas, Maine, New York, Rhode Island, Pennsylvania, Spain, Norway, Canada, [[Anakaris|Egypt]], China, Japan, The United Kingdom and [[The Moon]]. |
| − | *Super-Suckin-Vacuum-Volcano ( | + | *Super-Suckin-Vacuum-Volcano (Accidentally destroyed by Eddy.) |
| − | *Super-Jumpin-Boots (Injured over 400 people in Spain) | + | *Super-Jumpin-Boots (Injured over 400 people in Spain.) |
| − | *Metal Mama Luigi (Destroyed by [[Mama Luigi]]) | + | *Metal Mama Luigi (Destroyed by the real [[Mama Luigi]].) |
| − | *Metal Mama Luigi 2.0 (Destroyed in a freak gardening accident) | + | *Metal Mama Luigi 2.0 (Destroyed in a freak gardening accident.) |
| − | *iPoop (Edd was sued by Steve Jobs for stealing his idea) | + | *iPoop (Edd was sued by Steve Jobs for stealing his idea.) |
| − | *The Never Ending Bottle of Mountain Dew ( | + | *The Never Ending Bottle of Mountain Dew (A.K.A., NEBOMD) (Edd was sued by Homestar Runner because he drank too much of it and had to have three stomach transplants.) |
| − | *Metal Mama Luigi 3.0 (Destroyed by Robo Mama Luigi 4.0) | + | *Metal Mama Luigi 3.0 (Destroyed by his Robo Mama Luigi 4.0.) |
| − | *Metal Mama Luigi 4.0 (Destroyed by Robo Mama Luigi 3.0) | + | *Metal Mama Luigi 4.0 (Destroyed by his Robo Mama Luigi 3.0.) |
| − | *Oiram Izan (Set fire to houses in Florida, Texas, Maine, New York, and Rhode Island) | + | *Oiram Izan (Set fire to houses in Florida, Texas, Maine, New York, and Rhode Island.) |
| − | *Neo Mama Luigi (Killed over three-thousand people in Norway during a [[Dethklok]] performance. Destroyed by [[Dethklok]]) | + | *Neo Mama Luigi (Killed over three-thousand people in Norway during a [[Dethklok]] performance. Destroyed by [[Dethklok]] themselves.) |
| − | *Nega-Godzilla (Half-destroyed Japan and China. Died due to [[AIDS]]) | + | *Nega-Godzilla (Half-destroyed Japan and China. Died due to [[AIDS]].) |
*Ultra Metal Mama Luigi | *Ultra Metal Mama Luigi | ||
| − | *Clone of [[Jimi Hendrix]] (The only thing that isn't [[Uctions]] Edd made that isn't a threat to the world) | + | *Clone of [[Jimi Hendrix]] (The only thing that isn't [[Uctions]] Edd made that isn't a threat to the world.) |
*[[Unicron]] | *[[Unicron]] | ||
| − | */B/lackup Machine (Destroyed half of Peach Creek and created Desu Jimmy, /b/-Johnny & /b/-Plank) | + | */B/lackup Machine (Destroyed half of Peach Creek and created Desu Jimmy, /b/-Johnny & /b/-Plank.) |
| − | *Tickle Me Emo (Turned little 5 year olds into emos and made everyone cut themselves) | + | *Tickle Me Emo (Turned little 5 year olds into emos and made everyone cut themselves.) |
*[[Uctions]] | *[[Uctions]] | ||
*[[Anti-Uctions]] | *[[Anti-Uctions]] | ||
*[[You]] | *[[You]] | ||
*[[Insane Clown Posse|A Dick Sucking Machine]] | *[[Insane Clown Posse|A Dick Sucking Machine]] | ||
| − | *[[Metal Rufufu]] ( | + | *[[Metal Rufufu]] (Destroyed by the almighty Metal Tororo.) |
[[Category:Characters - Geniuses]] | [[Category:Characters - Geniuses]] | ||
[[Category:Gay Characters]] | [[Category:Gay Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | ||
Revision as of 21:53, 21 June 2009
This article is filed under Characters.
Edd is quite worried what the hell is going on in his father's garage.
Edd (AKA Double D. We're not talking about the breast size or the character, Dee Dee) is the second member of the gang group, The Three Eds. He is the brains of the group. He usally wears a sock-like hat for no reason. Rumors said that he hides an AK-47 in his hat. He is in no relation to Ed and Eddy.His favourite word is 'No.'
Cultural Heritage: Polish-American
Trivia
- It is rumored that Edd is related to Bison's Arse.
- Edd is one of the few people who are actually aware that Toasters....toast BREAD, not toast.
- Despite his puny stature, Edd is capable of making VERY loud noises.
- Was rumored to be gay, but this was disproven after he was seen eating out Haruhi. (This was accompanied by some very VERY loud noises)
- Owns a volcano. (Though it is defunct for a few years.)
- Was once a male-stripper, where he would go as far as getting himself entirely naked.
- Despite not being gay, Edd has been in many situations where he has been sitting on a cock.
- Kissed Eddy while he was high.
- According to Jonny, he's GOT A CARD.
- He is not related to the smartest man ever, Julius Sumner Miller.
- He's the only person in the YouTube Poop world who knows that acorns become trees.
- Got into a fight with Fat Mario for contradicting his beliefs about toasters toasting toast.
- Will grow up to become a gay child molester.
Quotes
- Toast doesn't go in a toaster, bread does.
- FATHER'S GARAAAAAAAGE!
- I think I'm sitting on a nail.
- THE BUBONIC PLAGUE! I'm the Bubonic Plague!!
- NO! Not plaque, plague! PLAGUE!!!
- I'm a little acorn, and when I grow up, I want to be A TREE! Acorn becomes A TREE! Acorn becomes TREE! Acorn, TREE!
- That's Disturbing.
Inventions Edd Made
Edd is famous for making many inventions. They are all illegal in Florida, Texas, Maine, New York, Rhode Island, Pennsylvania, Spain, Norway, Canada, Egypt, China, Japan, The United Kingdom and The Moon.
- Super-Suckin-Vacuum-Volcano (Accidentally destroyed by Eddy.)
- Super-Jumpin-Boots (Injured over 400 people in Spain.)
- Metal Mama Luigi (Destroyed by the real Mama Luigi.)
- Metal Mama Luigi 2.0 (Destroyed in a freak gardening accident.)
- iPoop (Edd was sued by Steve Jobs for stealing his idea.)
- The Never Ending Bottle of Mountain Dew (A.K.A., NEBOMD) (Edd was sued by Homestar Runner because he drank too much of it and had to have three stomach transplants.)
- Metal Mama Luigi 3.0 (Destroyed by his Robo Mama Luigi 4.0.)
- Metal Mama Luigi 4.0 (Destroyed by his Robo Mama Luigi 3.0.)
- Oiram Izan (Set fire to houses in Florida, Texas, Maine, New York, and Rhode Island.)
- Neo Mama Luigi (Killed over three-thousand people in Norway during a Dethklok performance. Destroyed by Dethklok themselves.)
- Nega-Godzilla (Half-destroyed Japan and China. Died due to AIDS.)
- Ultra Metal Mama Luigi
- Clone of Jimi Hendrix (The only thing that isn't Uctions Edd made that isn't a threat to the world.)
- Unicron
- /B/lackup Machine (Destroyed half of Peach Creek and created Desu Jimmy, /b/-Johnny & /b/-Plank.)
- Tickle Me Emo (Turned little 5 year olds into emos and made everyone cut themselves.)
- Uctions
- Anti-Uctions
- You
- A Dick Sucking Machine
- Metal Rufufu (Destroyed by the almighty Metal Tororo.)
