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'''Ear Nuke''' is the video editing process of making the audio of a clip to sound as loud as fuck. This is often used to annoy or shock, rather then to entertain. This technique has started a catagory of poops known as "Nuke Poops" which mostly contains nuke and nothing else as a comedic or trolling sense.
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'''Ear Rape''' is the video editing process of making the audio of a clip to sound as loud as fuck. This is often used to annoy or shock, rather then to entertain. This technique has started a catagory of poops known as "Rape Poops" which mostly contains rape and nothing else as a comedic or trolling sense.
  
 
==Controversy==
 
==Controversy==
Ear Nuke is the most debated, most controversial poop technique of all time.  Anyone you ask about nuke will have a different opinion about it.
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Ear Rape is the most debated, most controversial poop technique of all time.  Anyone you ask about rape will have a different opinion about it.
  
Some can't make poops without it, some CLICK OFF a video if they even DETECT it, some even think the name ''Ear Nuke'' itself is inappropriate.  The haters of nuke will normally leave a comment on a nuke filled poop showing their disgust of how "unfunny" the video is.  It has been reported that speakers have been blown out because of Ear Nuke.
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Some can't make poops without it, some CLICK OFF a video if they even DETECT it, some even think the name ''Ear Rape'' itself is inappropriate.  The haters of rape will normally leave a comment on a rape filled poop showing their disgust of how "unfunny" the video is.  It has been reported that speakers have been blown out because of Ear Rape.
  
 
==How its done==
 
==How its done==
 
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There are many ways nuke can be done but here a few simple ways:
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There are many ways rape can be done but here a few simple ways:
  
*Audio Effects in Sony Vegas such as sliding the Compressor's levels all the way up which causes a constant "boost" of the audio clip's level.  Distortion, Reverb, Graphic EQ, and Delay are also capable of nuke.
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*Audio Effects in Sony Vegas such as sliding the Compressor's levels all the way up which causes a constant "boost" of the audio clip's level.  Distortion, Reverb, Graphic EQ, and Delay are also capable of rape.
  
*Volume levels in WMM XP. just turn the slider way up and Squadalah, you are nuked.
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*Volume levels in WMM XP. just turn the slider way up and Squadalah, you are raped.
  
*Vista WMM is virtually impossible so most people use audacity to nuke with it
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*Vista WMM is virtually impossible so most people use audacity to rape with it
  
==Poopers Who Frequently Use Nuke==
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==Poopers Who Frequently Use Rape==
This list could get outrageously huge if ALL users of nuke were listed so this will cover poopers who have used nuke as
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This list could get outrageously huge if ALL users of rape were listed so this will cover poopers who have used rape as
 
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their "calling card" in a poop
  
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*[[MrTennek]]
 
*[[MrTennek]]
 
*[[MSTRadock]]
 
*[[MSTRadock]]
*[[JazzDanceForChildren]] (Not as much today as he has converted to a simpler style. Considered one of the first nuke poopers)
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*[[JazzDanceForChildren]] (Not as much today as he has converted to a simpler style. Considered one of the first rape poopers)
 
*[[TheChutley]]
 
*[[TheChutley]]
 
*[[Geibuchan]]
 
*[[Geibuchan]]
 
*[[DoomZappo]]
 
*[[DoomZappo]]
*[[Smbmaster9]] (Starting to use ear nuke much more frequently.)
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*[[Smbmaster9]] (Starting to use ear rape much more frequently.)

Revision as of 16:00, 4 May 2013

RobotnikIsm.png This article describes a recognised Poopism: a method of video editing that has been used by a number of poopers.

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Ear Rape is the video editing process of making the audio of a clip to sound as loud as fuck. This is often used to annoy or shock, rather then to entertain. This technique has started a catagory of poops known as "Rape Poops" which mostly contains rape and nothing else as a comedic or trolling sense.

Controversy

Ear Rape is the most debated, most controversial poop technique of all time. Anyone you ask about rape will have a different opinion about it.

Some can't make poops without it, some CLICK OFF a video if they even DETECT it, some even think the name Ear Rape itself is inappropriate. The haters of rape will normally leave a comment on a rape filled poop showing their disgust of how "unfunny" the video is. It has been reported that speakers have been blown out because of Ear Rape.

How its done

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There are many ways rape can be done but here a few simple ways:

  • Audio Effects in Sony Vegas such as sliding the Compressor's levels all the way up which causes a constant "boost" of the audio clip's level. Distortion, Reverb, Graphic EQ, and Delay are also capable of rape.
  • Volume levels in WMM XP. just turn the slider way up and Squadalah, you are raped.
  • Vista WMM is virtually impossible so most people use audacity to rape with it

Poopers Who Frequently Use Rape

This list could get outrageously huge if ALL users of rape were listed so this will cover poopers who have used rape as their "calling card" in a poop