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*He's now the General Manager of [[Porn|TNA]]. Way to go Hulk! | *He's now the General Manager of [[Porn|TNA]]. Way to go Hulk! | ||
*Once owned a restaurant in 1995 called [[Spaghetti|Pastamania]]. It was shut down in less than a year, however, when [[Gay Luigi]] ate all the merchandise. | *Once owned a restaurant in 1995 called [[Spaghetti|Pastamania]]. It was shut down in less than a year, however, when [[Gay Luigi]] ate all the merchandise. | ||
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Image:Warrior-hogan2.gif|Hulk Hogan once had a hogasm from getting [[sex|head]] by [[The Ultimate Warrior]]. | Image:Warrior-hogan2.gif|Hulk Hogan once had a hogasm from getting [[sex|head]] by [[The Ultimate Warrior]]. | ||
Image:Hoganarg.jpg|Hogan, shocked at the appearance of a bunch of gremlins. | Image:Hoganarg.jpg|Hogan, shocked at the appearance of a bunch of gremlins. | ||
| + | File:Hollywood-hogan.jpg|Hollywood Hulk Hogan, during his time in the nWo. | ||
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Revision as of 04:08, 20 December 2016
This article is filed under Characters.Hulk Hogan is a dangerous monster infamous for his penis grilling techniques. He is the most sexually attractive being on Earth, to the point where catching a glimpse of him is lethal.
Recently the grill stopped working because of overuse.
Hogasm
Hulk Hogan can cause a powerful earth-rumbling ejaculation called a hogasm. This phenomena can cause your crotch to explode into an giant semen shower, destroying your pants in the process. It's rumored the ejaculation is secretly used to transport people, as it packs enough power to propel victims backwards to the moon. However, this has yet to be confirmed. Some people hate to be confronted by a occurrence of a hogasm, leading to unnecessary aggression. It's advised to treat them with care.
Trivia
- He stars in a cartoon.
- Occasionally makes mistakes in speeches.
- Enjoys showing off his plump and juicy hot-dogs to his victims before violently ejaculating on them.
- He is the ONLY person who could battle Brock Samson and win. Although Brock would still survive because he is equally as awesome.
- His ultimate rival is apparently The Ultimate Warrior.
- Was a former wrestler in the WWF/WWE.
- Once had his own reality TV show.
- Also known as The Incredible Hulk Hogan.
- He sometimes does voice acting for Robot Chicken.
- Francine proposed that he wrestle against Arthur Read. Yes.
- He returned to wrestling multiple times recently. Starring on TNA instead of the WWE.
- He once fought against Rocky Balboa!
- The Ultimate Warrior once wanted Hulk Hogan to knock out everyone on his plane and make the plane that he's on go into a complete nosedive! D:
- Look at the top of the page. See the little "character" template. Hulk Hogan was specially chosen to be the character on that little informative bar, replacing former champion George The Volcano. Therefore, Hulk Hogan is the daddy now. :D
- Hulk Hogan once held a midget wrestling championship named the "Micro Championship Wrestling Tournament"...yeah.
- Hogan gave praise to the Insane Clown Posse for still following him for all these years.
- He made a sex tape, having many hogasm's in the process.
- He's now the General Manager of TNA. Way to go Hulk!
- Once owned a restaurant in 1995 called Pastamania. It was shut down in less than a year, however, when Gay Luigi ate all the merchandise.
- In the '90s, he actually became a heel, co-founding the nWo and becoming Hollywood Hulk Hogan.
Likes
- Saying Brotha
- Yellow/Red Uniforms
- Wrestling
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- His Ultimate Grill
Dislikes
- Animal Cruelty
- Vince McMahon
- "Macho Man" Randy Savage
- The Ultimate Warrior
- The fact that Bass (from the Dead or Alive games) looks just like him.
- Booker T
- Being teleported to a cave he's never been to before.
- His rapping career.
Hulkamaniacs
- SeductiveBaz
- Connerhawke
- mariomarioecw
- SuperYoshi
- TyrannosaurusReich
- ESM
- Super Macho Man
- Bass
- Bandit Keith
- Everyone
Gallery
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Hulk Hogan: Animated.
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Hulk Hogan with his boyfriend, Christopher Lloyd.
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Hulk Hogan once had a hogasm from getting head by The Ultimate Warrior.
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Hogan, shocked at the appearance of a bunch of gremlins.
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan, during his time in the nWo.
