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'''Florida''' is a State of the [[United States]]. | '''Florida''' is a State of the [[United States]]. | ||
==Geography== | ==Geography== | ||
| − | + | Florida is comprised of two distinct parts. | |
| − | + | * The South: Known as the [[Penis|peninsula]] is populated mainly with aging yankees and central american immigrants. | |
| − | + | * The North: Known as the pan handle is populated mainly with [[:Category:Southerners|rednecks]] and escaped prisoners. | |
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==History== | ==History== | ||
[[image:westflorida.png|250px|thumb|right|the flag of the very short lived republic of west florida.]] | [[image:westflorida.png|250px|thumb|right|the flag of the very short lived republic of west florida.]] | ||
| − | + | Florida was once populated solely by indigenous tribes until the 16th century when spaniards began to colonize the region. most of the indians died off because they could stand being near white guys. | |
| − | + | *1763 Spain ceded Florida to the united kingdom in a treaty. | |
| − | + | *1781 Spain regains Florida through military conquest. | |
| − | + | *1810 florida is an independent nation for three months | |
| − | + | *1822 it is decided that Florida is a territory of the United States because they are closer. | |
| − | + | *1822-1844 the United States kills a lot of indians | |
| − | + | *1845 Florida is made a State | |
| − | + | *in 1971 Disney World opened for the first time; beginning efforts by certain people from northern parts of the U.S to totally pussify Florida. | |
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*Florida is also the character name of the female lead in the 1970's sitcom good times. | *Florida is also the character name of the female lead in the 1970's sitcom good times. | ||
| − | == | + | ==Poopers From Florida== |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[The Pope]] |
*[[duderun14]] | *[[duderun14]] | ||
*[[theFXexpert26]] | *[[theFXexpert26]] | ||
Revision as of 08:43, 26 December 2011
This article is a work in progress and so may not be ready for public viewing, and content can change at any time. You can help by contributing to it and discussing on its talk page. Florida is a State of the United States.
Geography
Florida is comprised of two distinct parts.
- The South: Known as the peninsula is populated mainly with aging yankees and central american immigrants.
- The North: Known as the pan handle is populated mainly with rednecks and escaped prisoners.
History
Florida was once populated solely by indigenous tribes until the 16th century when spaniards began to colonize the region. most of the indians died off because they could stand being near white guys.
- 1763 Spain ceded Florida to the united kingdom in a treaty.
- 1781 Spain regains Florida through military conquest.
- 1810 florida is an independent nation for three months
- 1822 it is decided that Florida is a territory of the United States because they are closer.
- 1822-1844 the United States kills a lot of indians
- 1845 Florida is made a State
- in 1971 Disney World opened for the first time; beginning efforts by certain people from northern parts of the U.S to totally pussify Florida.
Trivia
- Florida is also the character name of the female lead in the 1970's sitcom good times.
