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|nationality= | |nationality= | ||
|occupation=[[The Princess]]'s Royal Guard | |occupation=[[The Princess]]'s Royal Guard | ||
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Toad is [[the Princess]]'s guard and servant that always fails to protect her from [[Bowser]]. | Toad is [[the Princess]]'s guard and servant that always fails to protect her from [[Bowser]]. | ||
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He was also a playable character in Super Mario Bros. 2/USA, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, as well as a character in [[The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!]] and [[Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]], though is usually an NPC. | He was also a playable character in Super Mario Bros. 2/USA, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, as well as a character in [[The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!]] and [[Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]], though is usually an NPC. | ||
[[Image:Toad.png|thumb|Toad is a pervert]] | [[Image:Toad.png|thumb|Toad is a pervert]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Toad.jpg|thumb|right|Toad's [[Brake Van]] equivalent.]] | ||
==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
*[[Birdo]] (In 1994, for giving him [[bombs]] to kill <s>[[Yoshkins]]</s> munchkins and defeat [[Wario]]). | *[[Birdo]] (In 1994, for giving him [[bombs]] to kill <s>[[Yoshkins]]</s> munchkins and defeat [[Wario]]). | ||
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*Wears a diaper. | *Wears a diaper. | ||
*He sometimes removes the top of his head, revealing only one hair. | *He sometimes removes the top of his head, revealing only one hair. | ||
| + | *He can circumcise [[penis]]es. KUK-WHEEEEE-HEEEEE AHH- AHH-! | ||
| + | *He tells you that the Princess is in another castle, but won't tell you which one. What an asshole. | ||
*He's the best! YAHOO!!! | *He's the best! YAHOO!!! | ||
[[Image:Birdo.PNG|frame|left|Fiery Toad getting his just desserts.]] | [[Image:Birdo.PNG|frame|left|Fiery Toad getting his just desserts.]] | ||
| − | + | [[File:KHMPj3C.png|frame|center|Toad after going insane and committing various [[PENIS|circumcisions]]. Also Toad as the icon for the Gaming forum on [[Youchew]].]] | |
[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Characters - Appears in The Super Mario Brothers Super Show]] | [[Category:Characters - Appears in The Super Mario Brothers Super Show]] | ||
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[[Category:Olympiads]] | [[Category:Olympiads]] | ||
[[Category:Dicks]] | [[Category:Dicks]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 17:54, 19 July 2014
This article is filed under Characters.Toad is the Princess's guard and servant that always fails to protect her from Bowser.
He was also a playable character in Super Mario Bros. 2/USA, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, as well as a character in The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! and Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, though is usually an NPC.
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Toad's Brake Van equivalent.
Likes[edit]
Disliked By[edit]
- Gamers of the '80s
- Vice cops
- Bowser (for being a nuisance).
- Mario (Until 1988)
- Luigi (See Mario)
- Wario (For foiling his plans to take over Toad's Woods)
- Birdo (From 1987-1988)
Trivia[edit]
- Always fails at protecting the Princess, due to his insistence on running around screaming, instead of actually trying to protect her.
- Though, somehow, he has not yet been fired for his constant failure.
- He can be used by Princess Toadstool to counter opponent's moves in Super Smash Bros. Melee and Brawl.
- He is hated by nearly all gamers of the '80s, almost as much as the dog from Duck Hunt.
- Has sued Dr. Mario many times for malpractice. However, he has never won these lawsuits.
- Wears a diaper.
- He sometimes removes the top of his head, revealing only one hair.
- He can circumcise penises. KUK-WHEEEEE-HEEEEE AHH- AHH-!
- He tells you that the Princess is in another castle, but won't tell you which one. What an asshole.
- He's the best! YAHOO!!!
Fiery Toad getting his just desserts.
Toad after going insane and committing various circumcisions. Also Toad as the icon for the Gaming forum on Youchew.
