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The Princess's advisor and 2nd in command of the Mushroom Kingdom.
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|occupation=[[The Princess]]'s Royal Guard
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|cast=Jen Taylor, [[Oogtar|John]] [[Wizardheimer|Stocker]], Eriko Ibe, [[Princess Peach|Samantha Kelly]]
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Toad is [[the Princess]]'s guard and servant that always fails to protect her from [[Bowser]].
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He was also a playable character in Super Mario Bros. 2/USA, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, as well as a character in [[The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!]] and [[Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]], though is usually an NPC.
 
[[Image:Toad.png|thumb|Toad is a pervert]]
 
[[Image:Toad.png|thumb|Toad is a pervert]]
==Personality==
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[[Image:Toad.jpg|thumb|right|Toad's [[Brake Van]] equivalent.]]
Toad can be described as fussy and whiny. He has developed a dislike towards [[Birdo]], which is met with a dislike by [[Yoshi]].
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==Likes==
 
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*[[Birdo]] (In 1994, for giving him [[bombs]] to kill <s>[[Yoshkins]]</s> munchkins and defeat [[Wario]]).
==Legal Issues==
 
Toad was arrested for possession of MDMA (ecstasy) at a Mushroom Kingdom Rave in late 2006.
 
  
[[Image:Birdo.PNG|frame|left|Fiery Toad getting his just dessert's.]]
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==Disliked By==
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*Gamers of [[the '80s]]
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*[[Vice City|Vice cops]]
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*[[Bowser]] (for being a nuisance).
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*[[Mario]] (Until [[:Category:Sources - Produced in  1988|1988]])
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*[[Luigi]] (See [[Mario]])
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*[[Wario]] (For foiling his plans to take over Toad's Woods)
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*[[Birdo]] (From 1987-1988)
  
==Likes==
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==Trivia==
[[Image:FXxKb0ducu.gif|thumb|right|Toad's trying to lead [[Mario]] into a[[no]]ther [[trap]].]]
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*Always fails at protecting [[the Princess]], due to his insistence on running around screaming, instead of actually trying to protect her.
*[[Illegal|Speeding]]
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**Though, somehow, he has not yet been fired for his constant failure.
*[[Hentai|Pole dancing for Princess Toadstool on a showerhead]]
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*He can be used by [[Princess Toadstool]] to counter opponent's moves in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Super Smash Bros. Melee and Brawl]].
*[[Illegal|Looking-up women's skirts]]
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*He is hated by nearly all gamers of [[the '80s]], almost as much as the [[:Category:Dogs|dog]] from [[Donald Duck|Duck]] [[Gaston|Hunt]].
*[[Evil|summoning pipe monsters]]
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*Has sued [[Dr. Mario]] many times for malpractice. However, he has never won these lawsuits.
*Saying "Thank you [[Mario]]! But [[the Princess|our princess]] is in another castle!"
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*Wears a diaper.
[[Image:Toad1.jpg|thumb|centre|Official artwork.]]
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*He sometimes removes the top of his head, revealing only one hair.
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*He can circumcise [[penis]]es. KUK-WHEEEEE-HEEEEE AHH- AHH-!
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*He tells you that the Princess is in another castle, but won't tell you which one. What an asshole.
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*He's the best! YAHOO!!!
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[[Image:Birdo.PNG|frame|left|Fiery Toad getting his just desserts.]]
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[[File:KHMPj3C.png|frame|center|Toad after going insane and committing various [[PENIS|circumcisions]]. Also Toad as the icon for the Gaming forum on [[Youchew]].]]
 
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[[Category:Characters - Appears in The Super Mario Brothers Super Show]]
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[[Category:Characters - Appears in The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]
 
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Super Smash Bros.]]
 
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Super Smash Bros.]]
 
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Latest revision as of 17:54, 19 July 2014

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Name: Toad
Appears In: Mario Series
Sex: Male
Occupation(s): The Princess's Royal Guard
Played By: Jen Taylor, John Stocker, Eriko Ibe, Samantha Kelly

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Toad is the Princess's guard and servant that always fails to protect her from Bowser.

He was also a playable character in Super Mario Bros. 2/USA, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, as well as a character in The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! and Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, though is usually an NPC.

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Toad is a pervert
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Toad's Brake Van equivalent.

Likes[edit]

Disliked By[edit]

Trivia[edit]

  • Always fails at protecting the Princess, due to his insistence on running around screaming, instead of actually trying to protect her.
    • Though, somehow, he has not yet been fired for his constant failure.
  • He can be used by Princess Toadstool to counter opponent's moves in Super Smash Bros. Melee and Brawl.
  • He is hated by nearly all gamers of the '80s, almost as much as the dog from Duck Hunt.
  • Has sued Dr. Mario many times for malpractice. However, he has never won these lawsuits.
  • Wears a diaper.
  • He sometimes removes the top of his head, revealing only one hair.
  • He can circumcise penises. KUK-WHEEEEE-HEEEEE AHH- AHH-!
  • He tells you that the Princess is in another castle, but won't tell you which one. What an asshole.
  • He's the best! YAHOO!!!
Fiery Toad getting his just desserts.
Toad after going insane and committing various circumcisions. Also Toad as the icon for the Gaming forum on Youchew.