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'''Halo''' was originally released for the Xbox developed by ''Bungie''. '''Halo''' is one of the shittiest games of all time, and a disgustingly overrated game that should burn in hell.
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'''Halo''' is a game originally released for the Xbox developed by ''Bungie''. It is noted for being the game that all true warriors strive [[4|for]].
  
 
==Why it's called Halo==
 
==Why it's called Halo==
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== Characters ==
 
== Characters ==
 
*[[Master Chief]] - The main character of the game dressed in green "[[King Leonidas|SPARTAN]]" armor. His mission in this game, like 75% of all other games, is to wipe out Earth's enemy: The Covenant and The Flood. His gun is nicknamed Jeff.
 
*[[Master Chief]] - The main character of the game dressed in green "[[King Leonidas|SPARTAN]]" armor. His mission in this game, like 75% of all other games, is to wipe out Earth's enemy: The Covenant and The Flood. His gun is nicknamed Jeff.
*Cortana - A digital naked women in [[Master Chief]]'s helmet.  Cortana is like the [[Navi]] of '''Halo''', but more sassy, sarcastic, and naked therefore making her more like '''Tatl''' from ''Majora's Mask''?
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*Cortana - A digital naked women in [[Master Chief]]'s helmet.  Cortana is like the [[Navi]] of '''Halo''', but more sassy, sarcastic, and naked therefore making her more like '''Tatl''' from ''[[Majora's Mask]]''.
 
*The Covenant - Invaders...possibly from [[The Moon|space]]!
 
*The Covenant - Invaders...possibly from [[The Moon|space]]!
 
*The Flood - A parasite...from space!
 
*The Flood - A parasite...from space!
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*[[Chad Warden]] refers to it as ''Gaylo''.  
 
*[[Chad Warden]] refers to it as ''Gaylo''.  
 
*The voice actress for Cortana, Jen Taylor, also voices (or used to voice) [[Princess Peach]] from the [[Mario]] series, as well as Zoey from [[Left 4 Dead]]. No really, she did.
 
*The voice actress for Cortana, Jen Taylor, also voices (or used to voice) [[Princess Peach]] from the [[Mario]] series, as well as Zoey from [[Left 4 Dead]]. No really, she did.
*David Scully, voice actor for Sergeant Johnson, also voiced in Left 4 Dead as a minor role, as well as Leon Powalski and Panther Coroso in ''[[Fox McCloud|Star Fox]] Assault.''
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*David Scully, voice actor for Sergeant Johnson, also voiced in [[Left 4 Dead]] as a minor role, as well as [[Leon Powalski]] and Panther Coroso in ''[[Star Fox]] Assault.''
 
*Robin Atkin Downes, voice actor for the Prophet of Regret (A.K.A., someone we don't give a shit about.), also voiced in the No More Heroes games as the main protagonist [[Travis Touchdown]], as well as the [[Medic]] in [[Team Fortress 2]].
 
*Robin Atkin Downes, voice actor for the Prophet of Regret (A.K.A., someone we don't give a shit about.), also voiced in the No More Heroes games as the main protagonist [[Travis Touchdown]], as well as the [[Medic]] in [[Team Fortress 2]].
 
*The [[Insane Clown Posse]] once did a special Internet party for playing Halo 3: ODST on October 30th, 2009 from 6-8 P.M. EST. I just wanted to throw that in here.
 
*The [[Insane Clown Posse]] once did a special Internet party for playing Halo 3: ODST on October 30th, 2009 from 6-8 P.M. EST. I just wanted to throw that in here.
*Do not play this [[shit]]e game. Play something better, like [[DOOM]].
 
 
*The online community is primarily composed of little kids who love the sound of their high-pitched voice through a microphone. Then again, most games for the [[Xbox 360]], [[Playstation 3]], and even the PC that are first person shooters have that same problem. Still, [[you]] have been warned.
 
*The online community is primarily composed of little kids who love the sound of their high-pitched voice through a microphone. Then again, most games for the [[Xbox 360]], [[Playstation 3]], and even the PC that are first person shooters have that same problem. Still, [[you]] have been warned.
*All Halo fans rate anything that's not Halo a low score, creating [[Retard|retards]] like IGN, Gamespot, and [[AVGN|Game]][[Screwattack|Trailers.]] Halo fans especially hate the [[Wii]] and [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|SSBB]]. Halo fans are often despised among the gaming community, full of people who play [[DOOM|REAL GAMES]], DIFFERENT GAMES, OR JUST OLD GAMES.
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Halo boxart.

Halo is a game originally released for the Xbox developed by Bungie. It is noted for being the game that all true warriors strive for.

Why it's called Halo[edit]

Well that's an obvious one. Most of the game(s) takes place on a ringworld known as, big surprise, Halo. Need I go on?

Characters[edit]

  • Master Chief - The main character of the game dressed in green "SPARTAN" armor. His mission in this game, like 75% of all other games, is to wipe out Earth's enemy: The Covenant and The Flood. His gun is nicknamed Jeff.
  • Cortana - A digital naked women in Master Chief's helmet. Cortana is like the Navi of Halo, but more sassy, sarcastic, and naked therefore making her more like Tatl from Majora's Mask.
  • The Covenant - Invaders...possibly from space!
  • The Flood - A parasite...from space!
  • The Arbiter - An alien...from space!

Trivia[edit]

  • The sequel, though makes only subtle references to, the Marathon series, also made by Bungie.
  • Chad Warden refers to it as Gaylo.
  • The voice actress for Cortana, Jen Taylor, also voices (or used to voice) Princess Peach from the Mario series, as well as Zoey from Left 4 Dead. No really, she did.
  • David Scully, voice actor for Sergeant Johnson, also voiced in Left 4 Dead as a minor role, as well as Leon Powalski and Panther Coroso in Star Fox Assault.
  • Robin Atkin Downes, voice actor for the Prophet of Regret (A.K.A., someone we don't give a shit about.), also voiced in the No More Heroes games as the main protagonist Travis Touchdown, as well as the Medic in Team Fortress 2.
  • The Insane Clown Posse once did a special Internet party for playing Halo 3: ODST on October 30th, 2009 from 6-8 P.M. EST. I just wanted to throw that in here.
  • The online community is primarily composed of little kids who love the sound of their high-pitched voice through a microphone. Then again, most games for the Xbox 360, Playstation 3, and even the PC that are first person shooters have that same problem. Still, you have been warned.