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Orson Welles is an actor, director and writer who appears in movies, the most famous being ''Citizen Kane'', which is considered the greatest film of all time for how revolutionary it was at the time. He's a genius and he has a fetish for lots of things.
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'''Orson Welles''' is a film actor, director and writer, most famous for being the writer and lead actor in ''Citizen Kane'', considered by some to be the greatest film of all time. He's a genius who has a huge amount of sexual fetishes.
  
 
==Career==
 
==Career==
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Orson Welles did a prank in the late 1930's via radio featuring alien attacks than made all of [[Hyrule]] commit suicide. His most recent work was in a food commercial for frozen peas, which was shown on ''[[The Critic]]''. His final film role before his death was as [[Unicron]] in ''The [[Transformers]]''.
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Orson Welles did a prank in the late 1930's via radio, claiming that aliens were attacking the world. This made all of [[Hyrule]] commit suicide before he revealed it as a joke. After he ran away from the angry mob, Welles made some movie about a sled or something like that. After ''Citizen Kane'', he went on appear in films like ''The Third Man'' (as villainous Harry Lime), ''Touch of Evil'', and appeared as a character in Tim Burton's ''Ed Wood''<!--Which is a sort of an biographical film about the maker of Plan 9 From Outer Space-->. His most recent advertising work was in commercials for frozen peas, wine, fish sticks, and a "living will", which he only did for the money. His final film role before his death was as [[Unicron]] in ''[[Transformers|The Transformers: The Movie]]''. (Of course, to [[the '80s]] generation of people, this was ironically considered his ''best'' film.)
  
 
==Likes==
 
==Likes==
 
*Himself
 
*Himself
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*The attention ''Citizen Kane'' has received
 
*Rosebud
 
*Rosebud
 
*Rosebud Frozen Peas
 
*Rosebud Frozen Peas
 
*[[Mario|Brotto Bros.]] [[BOOZE|Wine]]
 
*[[Mario|Brotto Bros.]] [[BOOZE|Wine]]
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*Mrs. Pell's Fishsticks...
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*Mrs. Pell's [[Fish]][[Styx|sticks]]...
 
**When they are raw.
 
**When they are raw.
 
**When he is dead.
 
**When he is dead.
 
**When they are raw and he is dead.
 
**When they are raw and he is dead.
 
**Actually, just them in general.
 
**Actually, just them in general.
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*Jay Sherman's Daughter
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*Jay Sherman's sister
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*French Fries
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*French fries
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*[[Spy|A French Fuck]]
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*[[PENIS|Peaness]]
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*[[penis|Peaness]]
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*[[Death|The Afterlife]] (It is full of Ms. Pell's Fish Sticks.)
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*[[Die|Death]]
 
 
*[[Hell]]
 
*[[Hell]]
 
*Magic
 
*Magic
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*Making [[boobs|jugs]] appear or dissappear.
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*Making [[boobs|jugs]] appear or disappear.
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*Making [[Magic Drugs|magic jugs]] dissappear.
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*Making [[Magic Drugs|magic jugs]] disappear.
 
*Wedges & [[BOOZE|Mead]]
 
*Wedges & [[BOOZE|Mead]]
 
*Making some epic introductions to things.
 
*Making some epic introductions to things.
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*French Fries stuck in his [[penis]].
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*French fries stuck in his beard.
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*The Green Book
  
 
==Dislikes==
 
==Dislikes==
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*People who mistakes [[no|peaness]] with "[[Yes|penis]]".
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*People who mistake [[no|peaness]] for "[[Yes|penis]]".
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*[[Sasuke|Emos]]
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*[[:Category:Emo Characters|Emos]]
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*[[Die|Poisoned]] Wine
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*[[Die|Poisoned]] wine
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*Jay Sherman
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*[[Jay Sherman]]
 
*The Living Will
 
*The Living Will
 
*Normal wills written on paper.
 
*Normal wills written on paper.
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*Line readings
 
*[[Transformers]] (Which he claims is about "[[Megatron|big, evil toys]] that attack [[Optimus Prime|other toys]]".)
 
*[[Transformers]] (Which he claims is about "[[Megatron|big, evil toys]] that attack [[Optimus Prime|other toys]]".)
  
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==Used By==
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==Appears In Poops By==
 
*SSBBexpert
 
*SSBBexpert
 
*CarlomagnoXVI
 
*CarlomagnoXVI
 
*heavymetalcat1
 
*heavymetalcat1
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*[[NS2]]
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*[[SuperYoshi]]
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*[[SeductiveBaz]]
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*[[DoomZappo]]
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*[[Biodegradable]]
  
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
 
*"[[Hell]]o, I'm Orson Welles. What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of [[Magic Drugs|magic]], mystery..."
 
*"[[Hell]]o, I'm Orson Welles. What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of [[Magic Drugs|magic]], mystery..."
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*"What? Look, I don't need to do this; I've got a fishstick commercial in an hour! ...Oh, what the Hell, I need the [[money]]."
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*"What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of probate, beneficiaries, and ''goblins!''"
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*"Fine, fine; [[no]] goblins."
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*"I give you... ''The Living Will.'' *evil laughter*"
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*"And remember, there is no fishstick like Mrs. Pells."
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*"I know, that was just a declaration of [[love]]. ...[[Yes]]! Oh yes! They're even better ''raw''!"
 
*"Rosebud..."
 
*"Rosebud..."
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*"They're even better when [[you]]'re [[die|dead]]."
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*"[[Yes]], Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of [[cunt|count]]ry [[good]]ness and green [[PENIS|peaness]]."
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*"What?"
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*"Wait, that's terrible. I quit! Just a handful for the road."
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*"[[Yes]], Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of [[cunt|country]] [[good]]ness and green [[penis|peaness]]."
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*"Oh, what luck! There's a French fry stuck in my beard! (chomp, chomp)"
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*"Wait, that's terrible. I Quit!"
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*"Oh, what luck. There's a French fry stuck in my [[penis]]!"
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*"Oh, what luck. There's a French Fry stuck in my [[penis]]."
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*"I have gone onto a better place: a place filled with Mrs. Pell's Fish Sticks."
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*"[[Cunt]]s are even better when [[you]]'re [[die|dead]], but [[I]]'ve got a dead [[dick]]!!!"
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*"They're even better when [[you]]'re [[die|dead]]!"
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*"A rich, full-bodied wine sensibly priced at a dollar a jug. And now, for a little magic, I will make this jug disappear."
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*"I like my [[dick]]. No wait, I love my dick! [[Yes|Do you like my penis?]]"
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*"For concrete agreements and [[penis]]."
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*"OOOHH, THE FRENCH! ...champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence... there is in California a champagne by Paul Mason... inspired... by that same French excellence... it's fermented in a bottle and like the best French champagne... it's vintage dated..."
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*"This champagne doesn't come from France, but it was created by a man who ''did''!"
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[[Image:Slow-Clap.gif|frame|right|He claps in real life about his article (if he was alive).]]
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*"You know what I did this morning? I played the voice of [[Unicron|a toy.]] Some [[Transformers|terrible robot toys from Japan that changed from one thing to another.]] The [[Japan]]ese have funded a full-length animated cartoon about the doings of these toys, which is all bad outer-space stuff. I play [[Unicron|a planet]]. I menace somebody called [[Galvatron|Something-or-other]]. Then I'm destroyed. My plan to destroy [[Ultra Magnus|Whoever-it-is]] is thwarted and I tear myself apart on the screen."
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==Trivia==
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*[[The Amazing Atheist]] listed him as having the third best movie voice of all time, right behind Clint Eastwood and a tie between Morgan Freeman and [[Darth Vader|James Earl Jones.]]
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*Wally Burr killed him. Just ask Michael Bell!
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*He had a secret obsession over the Green Book. But since he's dead, it's now <s>lost somewhere in the space-time continuum</s> turned into a CD. Yep.
 
[[Category:Dead]]
 
[[Category:Dead]]
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[[Category:Elderly Characters]]
 
[[Category:Real People]]
 
[[Category:Real People]]
 
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]]
 
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]]
 
[[Category:Fat Characters]]
 
[[Category:Fat Characters]]
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[[Category:Actors]]
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[[Category:Voice Actors]]
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[[Category:Characters - Appears in The Simpsons]]

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Orson Welles is a film actor, director and writer, most famous for being the writer and lead actor in Citizen Kane, considered by some to be the greatest film of all time. He's a genius who has a huge amount of sexual fetishes.

Career[edit]

Orson Welles did a prank in the late 1930's via radio, claiming that aliens were attacking the world. This made all of Hyrule commit suicide before he revealed it as a joke. After he ran away from the angry mob, Welles made some movie about a sled or something like that. After Citizen Kane, he went on appear in films like The Third Man (as villainous Harry Lime), Touch of Evil, and appeared as a character in Tim Burton's Ed Wood. His most recent advertising work was in commercials for frozen peas, wine, fish sticks, and a "living will", which he only did for the money. His final film role before his death was as Unicron in The Transformers: The Movie. (Of course, to the '80s generation of people, this was ironically considered his best film.)

Likes[edit]

  • Himself
  • The attention Citizen Kane has received
  • Rosebud
  • Rosebud Frozen Peas
  • Brotto Bros. Wine
  • Mrs. Pell's Fishsticks...
    • When they are raw.
    • When he is dead.
    • When they are raw and he is dead.
    • Actually, just them in general.
  • Jay Sherman's sister
  • French fries
  • Peaness
  • The Afterlife (It is full of Ms. Pell's Fish Sticks.)
  • Hell
  • Magic
  • Making jugs appear or disappear.
  • Making magic jugs disappear.
  • Wedges & Mead
  • Making some epic introductions to things.
  • French fries stuck in his beard.
  • The Green Book

Dislikes[edit]

Appears In Poops By[edit]

Quotes[edit]

  • "Hello, I'm Orson Welles. What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of magic, mystery..."
  • "What? Look, I don't need to do this; I've got a fishstick commercial in an hour! ...Oh, what the Hell, I need the money."
  • "What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of probate, beneficiaries, and goblins!"
  • "Fine, fine; no goblins."
  • "I give you... The Living Will. *evil laughter*"
  • "And remember, there is no fishstick like Mrs. Pells."
  • "I know, that was just a declaration of love. ...Yes! Oh yes! They're even better raw!"
  • "Rosebud..."
  • "Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green peaness."
  • "Wait, that's terrible. I quit! Just a handful for the road."
  • "Oh, what luck! There's a French fry stuck in my beard! (chomp, chomp)"
  • "Oh, what luck. There's a French fry stuck in my penis!"
  • "I have gone onto a better place: a place filled with Mrs. Pell's Fish Sticks."
  • "They're even better when you're dead!"
  • "A rich, full-bodied wine sensibly priced at a dollar a jug. And now, for a little magic, I will make this jug disappear."
  • "I like my dick. No wait, I love my dick! Do you like my penis?"
  • "For concrete agreements and penis."
  • "OOOHH, THE FRENCH! ...champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence... there is in California a champagne by Paul Mason... inspired... by that same French excellence... it's fermented in a bottle and like the best French champagne... it's vintage dated..."
  • "This champagne doesn't come from France, but it was created by a man who did!"
He claps in real life about his article (if he was alive).

Trivia[edit]

  • The Amazing Atheist listed him as having the third best movie voice of all time, right behind Clint Eastwood and a tie between Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones.
  • Wally Burr killed him. Just ask Michael Bell!
  • He had a secret obsession over the Green Book. But since he's dead, it's now lost somewhere in the space-time continuum turned into a CD. Yep.
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