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One of the three items [[Morshu]] offers you. [[Link]] would rather start fires by bombing some [[Dodongo|dodongos]], even though the exploded innards provides [[dinner]], not fire.
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One of the three items [[Morshu]] offers you. Lamp oil exists as fuel for lamps, an extremely old form of lighting. They can also cause [[Fire|fires]], but [[Link]] would rather start fires by [[Bomb|bombing]] some [[dodongo]]s, even though the exploded innards provides [[dinner]], not fire.
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[[Image:lampoil.jpg|thumb|Morshu also sells scented [[Lamp Oil]]]]
  
=Used for...=
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=History=
*Burning stuff down
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Lamps are based on torches; something you can hold to contain fire and not get burned. Lamps use a fuel (most commonly lamp oil) to last longer. The first lamp oil came from the fat of animals, such as whales.
*[[Emo Luigi|Ingesting because you want to commit suicide]]
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*Adding extra 'boom' power to your [[bomb|bombs]]
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=Used For...=
*Adding extra 'boom' power to just about anything that explodes.
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*Burning stuff down.
*Adding more fire power to fire
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*[[Emo Luigi|Ingesting because you want to commit]] [[suicide]].
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*Adding extra 'boom' power to your [[bomb|bombs.]]
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*Adding extra 'boom' power to [[bomb|just about anything that explodes.]]
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*Inspiring some Black-Eyed Peas songs.
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*Adding more fire power to fire.
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*Adding a fresh scent in the air (depending on which kind). ([[Robotnik]] was told by [[Sonic]] that it was [[penis]] lotion, and that if you set it on fire, it'll work. [[Robotnik]] did so. Surprisingly, [[PENIS|Robotnik's penis]] was not effected due to all of the [[Masturbation|penis exercises]] he's been doing. "I HATE [[Sonic|THAT HEDGEHOG]]!" he said afterwards.)
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*An excuse to kill whales.
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[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]
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=Goes Great With=
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*[[Bomb|Bombs]]
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*[[Rope]]
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*Lamps (Obviously.)
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=People That Have Or Use Lamp Oil=
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* [[Morshu]]
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* [[Link]]
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* [[Zelda]]
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=Trivia=
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* Lamp oil is forbidden in [[Ganon]]'s lair.
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* [[Futurama|Mobile Dick]] is the biggest producer of whale oil, which is often used as lamp oil.
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* Thanks to a lamp oil spill off of Hyrulian shores, lamp oil prices have dramatically risen recently. ''Koridian Petroleum'' (KP) is working to clean up the mess but so far hasn't done much.
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[[Image:LMAP.jpg|thumb|left|Unfortunately, not all lamps are required to have lamp oil nowadays. :(]]
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Latest revision as of 09:31, 31 December 2012

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Not to be mistaken for Volvic Revive.
Name of Object: Lamp Oil
Use(s): See below.

One of the three items Morshu offers you. Lamp oil exists as fuel for lamps, an extremely old form of lighting. They can also cause fires, but Link would rather start fires by bombing some dodongos, even though the exploded innards provides dinner, not fire.

Morshu also sells scented Lamp Oil

History[edit]

Lamps are based on torches; something you can hold to contain fire and not get burned. Lamps use a fuel (most commonly lamp oil) to last longer. The first lamp oil came from the fat of animals, such as whales.

Used For...[edit]

Goes Great With[edit]

People That Have Or Use Lamp Oil[edit]

Trivia[edit]

  • Lamp oil is forbidden in Ganon's lair.
  • Mobile Dick is the biggest producer of whale oil, which is often used as lamp oil.
  • Thanks to a lamp oil spill off of Hyrulian shores, lamp oil prices have dramatically risen recently. Koridian Petroleum (KP) is working to clean up the mess but so far hasn't done much.
Unfortunately, not all lamps are required to have lamp oil nowadays. :(