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| − | Orson Welles is | + | '''Orson Welles''' is a film actor, director and writer, most famous for being the writer and lead actor in ''Citizen Kane'', considered by some to be the greatest film of all time. He's a genius who has a huge amount of sexual fetishes. |
==Career== | ==Career== | ||
| − | Orson Welles did a prank in the late 1930's via radio | + | Orson Welles did a prank in the late 1930's via radio, claiming that aliens were attacking the world. This made all of [[Hyrule]] commit suicide before he revealed it as a joke. After he ran away from the angry mob, Welles made some movie about a sled or something like that. After ''Citizen Kane'', he went on appear in films like ''The Third Man'' (as villainous Harry Lime), ''Touch of Evil'', and appeared as a character in Tim Burton's ''Ed Wood''<!--Which is a sort of an biographical film about the maker of Plan 9 From Outer Space-->. His most recent advertising work was in commercials for frozen peas, wine, fish sticks, and a "living will", which he only did for the money. His final film role before his death was as [[Unicron]] in ''[[Transformers|The Transformers: The Movie]]''. (Of course, to [[the '80s]] generation of people, this was ironically considered his ''best'' film.) |
==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
*Himself | *Himself | ||
| + | *The attention ''Citizen Kane'' has received | ||
*Rosebud | *Rosebud | ||
*Rosebud Frozen Peas | *Rosebud Frozen Peas | ||
*[[Mario|Brotto Bros.]] [[BOOZE|Wine]] | *[[Mario|Brotto Bros.]] [[BOOZE|Wine]] | ||
| − | *Mrs. Pell's | + | *Mrs. Pell's [[Fish]][[Styx|sticks]]... |
**When they are raw. | **When they are raw. | ||
**When he is dead. | **When he is dead. | ||
**When they are raw and he is dead. | **When they are raw and he is dead. | ||
**Actually, just them in general. | **Actually, just them in general. | ||
| − | *Jay Sherman's | + | *Jay Sherman's sister |
| − | *French | + | *French fries |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[PENIS|Peaness]] |
| − | + | *[[Death|The Afterlife]] (It is full of Ms. Pell's Fish Sticks.) | |
| − | *[[ | ||
*[[Hell]] | *[[Hell]] | ||
*Magic | *Magic | ||
| − | *Making [[boobs|jugs]] appear or | + | *Making [[boobs|jugs]] appear or disappear. |
| − | *Making [[Magic Drugs|magic jugs]] | + | *Making [[Magic Drugs|magic jugs]] disappear. |
*Wedges & [[BOOZE|Mead]] | *Wedges & [[BOOZE|Mead]] | ||
*Making some epic introductions to things. | *Making some epic introductions to things. | ||
| − | *French | + | *French fries stuck in his beard. |
| + | *The Green Book | ||
==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
| − | *People who | + | *People who mistake [[no|peaness]] for "[[Yes|penis]]". |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[:Category:Emo Characters|Emos]] |
| − | *[[Die|Poisoned]] | + | *[[Die|Poisoned]] wine |
| − | *Jay Sherman | + | *[[Jay Sherman]] |
*The Living Will | *The Living Will | ||
*Normal wills written on paper. | *Normal wills written on paper. | ||
| + | *Line readings | ||
| + | *[[Transformers]] (Which he claims is about "[[Megatron|big, evil toys]] that attack [[Optimus Prime|other toys]]".) | ||
| − | == | + | ==Appears In Poops By== |
*SSBBexpert | *SSBBexpert | ||
*CarlomagnoXVI | *CarlomagnoXVI | ||
*heavymetalcat1 | *heavymetalcat1 | ||
| + | *[[NS2]] | ||
| + | *[[SuperYoshi]] | ||
| + | *[[SeductiveBaz]] | ||
| + | *[[DoomZappo]] | ||
| + | *[[Biodegradable]] | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
*"[[Hell]]o, I'm Orson Welles. What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of [[Magic Drugs|magic]], mystery..." | *"[[Hell]]o, I'm Orson Welles. What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of [[Magic Drugs|magic]], mystery..." | ||
| + | *"What? Look, I don't need to do this; I've got a fishstick commercial in an hour! ...Oh, what the Hell, I need the [[money]]." | ||
| + | *"What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of probate, beneficiaries, and ''goblins!''" | ||
| + | *"Fine, fine; [[no]] goblins." | ||
| + | *"I give you... ''The Living Will.'' *evil laughter*" | ||
| + | *"And remember, there is no fishstick like Mrs. Pells." | ||
| + | *"I know, that was just a declaration of [[love]]. ...[[Yes]]! Oh yes! They're even better ''raw''!" | ||
*"Rosebud..." | *"Rosebud..." | ||
| − | + | *"[[Yes]], Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of [[cunt|count]]ry [[good]]ness and green [[PENIS|peaness]]." | |
| − | + | *"Wait, that's terrible. I quit! Just a handful for the road." | |
| − | *"[[Yes]], Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of [[cunt| | + | *"Oh, what luck! There's a French fry stuck in my beard! (chomp, chomp)" |
| − | *"Wait, that's terrible. I | + | *"Oh, what luck. There's a French fry stuck in my [[penis]]!" |
| − | *"Oh, what luck. There's a French | + | *"I have gone onto a better place: a place filled with Mrs. Pell's Fish Sticks." |
| − | *" | + | *"They're even better when [[you]]'re [[die|dead]]!" |
| + | *"A rich, full-bodied wine sensibly priced at a dollar a jug. And now, for a little magic, I will make this jug disappear." | ||
| + | *"I like my [[dick]]. No wait, I love my dick! [[Yes|Do you like my penis?]]" | ||
| + | *"For concrete agreements and [[penis]]." | ||
| + | *"OOOHH, THE FRENCH! ...champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence... there is in California a champagne by Paul Mason... inspired... by that same French excellence... it's fermented in a bottle and like the best French champagne... it's vintage dated..." | ||
| + | *"This champagne doesn't come from France, but it was created by a man who ''did''!" | ||
| + | [[Image:Slow-Clap.gif|frame|right|He claps in real life about his article (if he was alive).]] | ||
| + | *"You know what I did this morning? I played the voice of [[Unicron|a toy.]] Some [[Transformers|terrible robot toys from Japan that changed from one thing to another.]] The [[Japan]]ese have funded a full-length animated cartoon about the doings of these toys, which is all bad outer-space stuff. I play [[Unicron|a planet]]. I menace somebody called [[Galvatron|Something-or-other]]. Then I'm destroyed. My plan to destroy [[Ultra Magnus|Whoever-it-is]] is thwarted and I tear myself apart on the screen." | ||
| + | |||
| + | ==Trivia== | ||
| + | *[[The Amazing Atheist]] listed him as having the third best movie voice of all time, right behind Clint Eastwood and a tie between Morgan Freeman and [[Darth Vader|James Earl Jones.]] | ||
| + | *Wally Burr killed him. Just ask Michael Bell! | ||
| + | *He had a secret obsession over the Green Book. But since he's dead, it's now <s>lost somewhere in the space-time continuum</s> turned into a CD. Yep. | ||
[[Category:Dead]] | [[Category:Dead]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Elderly Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Real People]] | ||
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Fat Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Actors]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Voice Actors]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Characters - Appears in The Simpsons]] | ||
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Orson Welles is a film actor, director and writer, most famous for being the writer and lead actor in Citizen Kane, considered by some to be the greatest film of all time. He's a genius who has a huge amount of sexual fetishes.
Career[edit]
Orson Welles did a prank in the late 1930's via radio, claiming that aliens were attacking the world. This made all of Hyrule commit suicide before he revealed it as a joke. After he ran away from the angry mob, Welles made some movie about a sled or something like that. After Citizen Kane, he went on appear in films like The Third Man (as villainous Harry Lime), Touch of Evil, and appeared as a character in Tim Burton's Ed Wood. His most recent advertising work was in commercials for frozen peas, wine, fish sticks, and a "living will", which he only did for the money. His final film role before his death was as Unicron in The Transformers: The Movie. (Of course, to the '80s generation of people, this was ironically considered his best film.)
Likes[edit]
- Himself
- The attention Citizen Kane has received
- Rosebud
- Rosebud Frozen Peas
- Brotto Bros. Wine
- Mrs. Pell's Fishsticks...
- When they are raw.
- When he is dead.
- When they are raw and he is dead.
- Actually, just them in general.
- Jay Sherman's sister
- French fries
- Peaness
- The Afterlife (It is full of Ms. Pell's Fish Sticks.)
- Hell
- Magic
- Making jugs appear or disappear.
- Making magic jugs disappear.
- Wedges & Mead
- Making some epic introductions to things.
- French fries stuck in his beard.
- The Green Book
Dislikes[edit]
- People who mistake peaness for "penis".
- Emos
- Poisoned wine
- Jay Sherman
- The Living Will
- Normal wills written on paper.
- Line readings
- Transformers (Which he claims is about "big, evil toys that attack other toys".)
Appears In Poops By[edit]
- SSBBexpert
- CarlomagnoXVI
- heavymetalcat1
- NS2
- SuperYoshi
- SeductiveBaz
- DoomZappo
- Biodegradable
Quotes[edit]
- "Hello, I'm Orson Welles. What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of magic, mystery..."
- "What? Look, I don't need to do this; I've got a fishstick commercial in an hour! ...Oh, what the Hell, I need the money."
- "What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of probate, beneficiaries, and goblins!"
- "Fine, fine; no goblins."
- "I give you... The Living Will. *evil laughter*"
- "And remember, there is no fishstick like Mrs. Pells."
- "I know, that was just a declaration of love. ...Yes! Oh yes! They're even better raw!"
- "Rosebud..."
- "Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green peaness."
- "Wait, that's terrible. I quit! Just a handful for the road."
- "Oh, what luck! There's a French fry stuck in my beard! (chomp, chomp)"
- "Oh, what luck. There's a French fry stuck in my penis!"
- "I have gone onto a better place: a place filled with Mrs. Pell's Fish Sticks."
- "They're even better when you're dead!"
- "A rich, full-bodied wine sensibly priced at a dollar a jug. And now, for a little magic, I will make this jug disappear."
- "I like my dick. No wait, I love my dick! Do you like my penis?"
- "For concrete agreements and penis."
- "OOOHH, THE FRENCH! ...champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence... there is in California a champagne by Paul Mason... inspired... by that same French excellence... it's fermented in a bottle and like the best French champagne... it's vintage dated..."
- "This champagne doesn't come from France, but it was created by a man who did!"
He claps in real life about his article (if he was alive).
- "You know what I did this morning? I played the voice of a toy. Some terrible robot toys from Japan that changed from one thing to another. The Japanese have funded a full-length animated cartoon about the doings of these toys, which is all bad outer-space stuff. I play a planet. I menace somebody called Something-or-other. Then I'm destroyed. My plan to destroy Whoever-it-is is thwarted and I tear myself apart on the screen."
Trivia[edit]
- The Amazing Atheist listed him as having the third best movie voice of all time, right behind Clint Eastwood and a tie between Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones.
- Wally Burr killed him. Just ask Michael Bell!
- He had a secret obsession over the Green Book. But since he's dead, it's now
lost somewhere in the space-time continuumturned into a CD. Yep.
