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Naruto, also known as Narto, Nartuo, Naurto, Nuarto, Noratu, Narato, Naturot, Narutarted, Nosferatu, Nathaniel Hawthorne, [[Anti-Uctions]], NOT [[SchiavoneTheRichard]] (because he's just too awesome to be Naruto), Nuto (lol, sexual joke), Porno, Michael Jackson and [[Spaghetti]] is a fake [[ninja]] and aspiring [[Jap|Hokage]] who always likes to say "[[Believe it]]" whenever he thinks is necessary, which is most of the time apparently. He is one of few who can believe it's not butter. He is also hiding from [[Hinata]] after she got pregent. So far, Naruto is hiding in [[Coney Island Disco Palace|an island very far away from home]].
 
  
[[Image:Nar.PNG|thumb|right|Naruto's TRUE final words.]]
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[[Image:Animetv-naruto.jpg|thumb|The main cast of Naruto, and one other guy who was part of the show for roughly eleven minutes.]]
[[Image:Timeparadox.JPG|thumb|right|Naruto in the past, attempting to rape his older self]]
 
==Facts==
 
Naruto actually never says "[[Believe it]]" as a catchphrase in the Japanese version of Naruto. In Japanese he says "Dattebayo" which could have [[4|four]] possible meanings:
 
*Termination in a Japanese sentence mostly used by girls.
 
*[[The Zeeky words]] in Japanese.
 
*I'm Jesus (ololo, [[no]]).
 
*I'm Satan.
 
*He's next on [[TyrannosaurusReich|T-Reich]]'s hit list.
 
[[Image:Ramenisbad.JPG|thumb|right|Naruto taking a dump this is also the scariest thing on the planet]]
 
[[Image:GayLui-Naruto.jpg|thumb|right|ahh.. young love.]]
 
*HES 12 YEARS OLD YET GIRLS WANT TO FUCK HIM. BELIEVE IT ([[Hinata]], [[Gay Luigi]], [[Sakura]]).
 
*ALSO, HES A FAG.
 
*MOVED TO SAN-FRANCISCO.
 
*CAUGHT A [[AIDS|BIG DISEASE]].
 
*Jiraiya is deluded into thinking Naruto is an arse he can fuck.
 
*The reason [[Suckura]] hates him is because he ate all the [[Glados|cake]] and [[Cum|Cummed]] on her at her party.
 
*He bet his dignity in a game of Dance Dance Revolution with [[Daniel J D'Arby]] and lost when D'Arby rigged the game to play on VERY HARD mode, meaning Naruto had to walk around in his Sexy Jutsu form naked to the delight of many.
 
*[[Intenseowl]]  tried to kill Naruto for beating him in Naruto: Clash of Ninja, but Naruto got away with only his arm chopped off by [[Intenseowl]]'s machette of death.
 
*Will Rasengan [[You]] in the face!
 
*[[Akuma]] reckons Naruto's Sexy Jutsu doesn't make a bit of difference.
 
*As talked about in [[Hasta Manunca]], he got slayed by [[Zira]] who wants him.
 
*Won the "Most Annoying Anime Character" awards since 1999.
 
*About every 12 seconds someone has a wet dream about the female characters on Naruto.
 
*[[AfricanSanddog667]] does NOT fap to Naruto porn.
 
*[[Uctions]] [[No|however does.]]
 
*Is actually bisexual, but over the years, scientists have come to realize this might not be true.
 
*Tsunade, a woman way older than him, wants to fuck him.
 
*Shikamaru is 86% cooler than Naruto. Shikamaru can make chicks get naked with his Shadow Posession Jutsu. So far he has raped Temari, Sakura, Tsunade, Hinata, Ino, and even Naruto himself this way.
 
  
== Quotes ==
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'''Naruto''' is a vastly popular manga and anime series created by Masashi Kishimoto. It concerns a colorful group of pajama-clad pubescents calling themselves "ninjas" who are assigned with protecting a hidden village of migrant [[Magic Drugs|pot]]-farmers from the outside authorities. Since its debut in 1999, it has garnered millions of fans worldwide, [http://www.tv.com/story/11008.html?cpage=2| and is at least partially responsible for the growing rate of adolescent suicides.]
*Believe it.
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*Thats my [[Spaghetti|ninja]] way.
 
*Sexy Jutsu!!!!
 
*Pervy Sage!!!
 
*Rasengan!!!!!
 
  
== Likes ==
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==Plot Overview==
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The initial plotline of Naruto features the exploits of a twelve-year-old who intends to become village leader and his friends as they partake in a lighthearted romp through medical school. However, puberty sets in and they all start killing each other. Consequently, [[Sasuke Uchiha]], a poster boy for Linkin Park, comes across [[Orochimaru|a creepy snake man]] in the forest and gets bitten. Some 100 episodes later, he turns to [[Darth Vader|the Dark Side]] and the rest of the series revolves around Naruto whining about this.
  
*Ramen
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At one point, an evil animal-kidnapping organization known as the Akatsuki makes an appearance, lead by Sasuke's brother, Itachi.  
*Sasuke
 
*2girls1cup
 
*The BME Pain Olympics
 
*Mr Hands
 
*Kids In A Sandbox.
 
  
== Trivia ==
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===Media Information===
*In the Polish version of Naruto, he doesn't say "Beleive it!" he says the Polish word for
 
"Got it?". This is slightly less annoying. Plus, it sounds a bit more badass.
 
*gets raped a lot by [[Sonic the Hedgehog|a perverted homosexual pedophile]]
 
  
== Boyfriends ==
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*1999-present
*[[Ronald Mcdonald]]
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*[[Anime]], manga, [[Video Game|video games]].
*[[Michael Jackson]]
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*Created by Masashi Kishimoto
*[[Robotnik|a random homeless guy off the street]]
 
*[[Sasuke|Not Sasuke]]
 
  
==Porn Career==
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==Characters==
Naruto stars in "Sexy and Bad Ninja Boys Weekly".
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''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops''
Usually it features him and Sasuke making out in sewage in the sewers.
 
  
== Episode List ==
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*[[Naruto Uzumaki]] - An immature kid in orange pajamas possessed by a Ninetales.
*1.NARUTO JOINS THE NINJA RAPIST SPQUAD
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*[[Sasuke Uchiha]] - The emo kid with duck hair.
*2.AH OH HOMO HOBOS ATTACK THE GAY FORCE OF NARUTO
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**[[Slightly Pissed Off Sasuke]] - The emo kid with duck wings.
*3.NARUTOS REVENGE ON SAKURA FOR ABUSING HIM NON STOP FOR THE LAST TWO EPISODES
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*Sakura Haruno - The pink haired girl. Despite hating Naruto's guts, he still has a crush on her.
*4.KAKASHIS EVIL SECRET
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*Kakashi Hatake - That guy with the mask and the evil eye.
*5.NARUTO BREAKS UP WITH CHAD WARDEN OH THE HORROR
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*Rock Lee - A bandaged kid who looks like [[Bruce Lee]].
*6.NARUOTS POOP AND CUM BRITHDAY BLAST
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*[[Neji Hyuga]] - A pervert with no pupils.
*7.NARUTO AND HIP HOP GAYSTERS
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*Might Guy - Totally not [[Bruce Lee]]. Honest!
*8.NARUTO HOMO NINJA SLUMBER PARTY
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*Shikamaru Nara - Some tired guy with a ponytail.
*9.NARUTO JACKS OFF TO 2GIRLS1CUP
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*Ino Yamanaka - The blonde girl with bandages instead of panties. Fan service!
*10.ROCK LEE GETS DRUNK AND THINKS HIS MOM IS [[suckura|SAKURA]] SO HE FUCKS HER UP HER ASS AND NARUTO IS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS ABOUT THIS
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*Choji Akimichi - Some fat guy.
*11.NARUTO'S TRIP TO NEVERLAND WITH MICHAEL JACKSON
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*Shino Aburame - When your only friends are bugs, you know there's a problem.
*12.NARUTO'S VOICE FINALLY BREAKS
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*[[Hinata Hyuga]] - A blue-haired girl with no pupils in her eyes. Neji's cousin.
*13.FIRST (AND ONLY) EPISODE THAT DOES NOT HAVE SAKURA ABUSING NARUTO OVER 9000 TIMES A EPISODE
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*Kiba Inuzuka - A [[furry]] who carries a tiny puppy in his hoodie.
*14.NARUTO AND THE MAGICAL WORLD OF AL GORE PORN
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*[[Gaara]] - The evil sand kid with a gourd on his back.
*15.NARUTO 1 HOUR OF FAILURE! (WITH GUEST STAR RON JERAMEY)
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*[[Orochimaru]] - A creepy guy who <s>likes</s> loves [[PENIS|snakes]]. Unless they're [[Solid Snake|solid]], or liquid. Also looks suspiciously like post-80's [[Michael Jackson]].
*16.NARUTO'S SMASH AND CRASH RAPEIN CLASS
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*Itachi Uchiha - Sasuke's evil brother who gets all the fangirls.
*17.NARUTO AND THE POOP THAT NEVER COMES OUT
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*[[Kisame Hoshigaki]] - A shark man who loves cutting you to ribbons. Also Itachi's partner.
*18.NARUTO AND THE WHY THE FUCK IS EVERY NARUTO EPISODE NAME TAKE FOREVER TO READ I MEAN SERIOUSLY THE EPISODE NAMES ARE MORE LIKE THE DESCRIPTION RATHER THAN THE EPISODE TITLE!
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*Jiraiya - An old pervert who's also a novelist.
*19.NARUTO THE BAD MOTHER. SHUT YOUR MOUTH. BUT I'M ONLY TALKING ABOUT NARUTO. THEN I CAN DIG IT.
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*Kimimaro - The shirtless guy who fights with his bones.
*20.NARUTO IS HOT [[4]] [[Kakashi|TEACHER]]
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*Iruka Umino - Naruto's former mentor. Stands out from everybody else by being brown.
*21.NARUTO HAS A SMALL DICK AND A BIG VAGINA
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*[[Princess Peach|That Chinese girl who's always stalking Neji and never does anything else]] (AKA Tenten)
*22.NARUTO AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL DILDO
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*Tsunade - The 50-year-old <s>slut</s> chick with huge [[Boobs|jugs]] and a giant slug for a pet. Also the fifth Hoka[[Gay|ge]].
*23.NARUTO AND CHAD WARDEN BACK IN LOVE.
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*[[Tekken|Lars Alexandersson]] - Some Swedish guy with bizarre hair who appears in ''Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 2''. Someday, we may know more about him.
*24.NARUTO AND CHAD WARDENS MARRIAGE
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==Usage==
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Often used by anime fanboys who have just noticed WMM. It is used primarily for making generic Anime Music Videos set to Linkin Park music. As a professional poop source, it is used frequently by anime poopers such as [[Tenjic]].
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==Often Used By==
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*[[Tenjic]]
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*[[UberPooper12]]
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*[[JimPaladin]]
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==Sometimes Used By==
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*[[Deepercutt]]
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*[[toadomos]]
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==Disliked By==
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*[[Tentor521]]
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*[[Feghoot]] (though he says the games are good)
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*Many non-fans over the age of 12
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==Trivia==
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*Masashi Kishimoto, the series' creator, designed an alternate costume for Lars Alexandersson in ''[[Tekken]] 6''. Then he ended up crossing over into the Naruto series. Oh, the hilarity!
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**And now Kakashi's outfit is an alternate costume for Lars in ''Street Fighter X Tekken''. [[Spy|Gentlemen,]] we have come full circle.
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*Has spawned five movies.
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*The Naruto fighting games for GameCube, [[Wii]], and PS2 are better than the show itself.
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==Main Source for Poopers==
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*[http://www.freewebs.com/tumsta/naruto.htm Anime Covenant]
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[[Category:Anime]]

Latest revision as of 13:05, 31 March 2012

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The main cast of Naruto, and one other guy who was part of the show for roughly eleven minutes.

Naruto is a vastly popular manga and anime series created by Masashi Kishimoto. It concerns a colorful group of pajama-clad pubescents calling themselves "ninjas" who are assigned with protecting a hidden village of migrant pot-farmers from the outside authorities. Since its debut in 1999, it has garnered millions of fans worldwide, and is at least partially responsible for the growing rate of adolescent suicides.

{{#ev:youtube|_vkMWTCUgyY|320}}

Plot Overview[edit]

The initial plotline of Naruto features the exploits of a twelve-year-old who intends to become village leader and his friends as they partake in a lighthearted romp through medical school. However, puberty sets in and they all start killing each other. Consequently, Sasuke Uchiha, a poster boy for Linkin Park, comes across a creepy snake man in the forest and gets bitten. Some 100 episodes later, he turns to the Dark Side and the rest of the series revolves around Naruto whining about this.

At one point, an evil animal-kidnapping organization known as the Akatsuki makes an appearance, lead by Sasuke's brother, Itachi.

Media Information[edit]

Characters[edit]

With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops

  • Naruto Uzumaki - An immature kid in orange pajamas possessed by a Ninetales.
  • Sasuke Uchiha - The emo kid with duck hair.
  • Sakura Haruno - The pink haired girl. Despite hating Naruto's guts, he still has a crush on her.
  • Kakashi Hatake - That guy with the mask and the evil eye.
  • Rock Lee - A bandaged kid who looks like Bruce Lee.
  • Neji Hyuga - A pervert with no pupils.
  • Might Guy - Totally not Bruce Lee. Honest!
  • Shikamaru Nara - Some tired guy with a ponytail.
  • Ino Yamanaka - The blonde girl with bandages instead of panties. Fan service!
  • Choji Akimichi - Some fat guy.
  • Shino Aburame - When your only friends are bugs, you know there's a problem.
  • Hinata Hyuga - A blue-haired girl with no pupils in her eyes. Neji's cousin.
  • Kiba Inuzuka - A furry who carries a tiny puppy in his hoodie.
  • Gaara - The evil sand kid with a gourd on his back.
  • Orochimaru - A creepy guy who likes loves snakes. Unless they're solid, or liquid. Also looks suspiciously like post-80's Michael Jackson.
  • Itachi Uchiha - Sasuke's evil brother who gets all the fangirls.
  • Kisame Hoshigaki - A shark man who loves cutting you to ribbons. Also Itachi's partner.
  • Jiraiya - An old pervert who's also a novelist.
  • Kimimaro - The shirtless guy who fights with his bones.
  • Iruka Umino - Naruto's former mentor. Stands out from everybody else by being brown.
  • That Chinese girl who's always stalking Neji and never does anything else (AKA Tenten)
  • Tsunade - The 50-year-old slut chick with huge jugs and a giant slug for a pet. Also the fifth Hokage.
  • Lars Alexandersson - Some Swedish guy with bizarre hair who appears in Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 2. Someday, we may know more about him.

Usage[edit]

Often used by anime fanboys who have just noticed WMM. It is used primarily for making generic Anime Music Videos set to Linkin Park music. As a professional poop source, it is used frequently by anime poopers such as Tenjic.

{{#ev:youtube|Ss3XWFQPVV8|320}}

Often Used By[edit]

Sometimes Used By[edit]

Disliked By[edit]

  • Tentor521
  • Feghoot (though he says the games are good)
  • Many non-fans over the age of 12

Trivia[edit]

  • Masashi Kishimoto, the series' creator, designed an alternate costume for Lars Alexandersson in Tekken 6. Then he ended up crossing over into the Naruto series. Oh, the hilarity!
    • And now Kakashi's outfit is an alternate costume for Lars in Street Fighter X Tekken. Gentlemen, we have come full circle.
  • Has spawned five movies.
  • The Naruto fighting games for GameCube, Wii, and PS2 are better than the show itself.

Main Source for Poopers[edit]