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Naruto, also known as Narto, Nartuo, Naurto, Nuarto, Noratu, Narato, and [[Spaghetti]] is a fake [[ninja]] and aspiring [[Jap|Hokage]] who always likes to say "[[Believe it]]" whenever he thinks is necessary, which is most of the time apparently. He is one of few who can believe it's not butter. He is also hiding from [[Hinata]] after she got pregent. So far, Naruto is hiding in [[Coney Island Disco Palace|an island very far away from home]].
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[[Image:Animetv-naruto.jpg|thumb|The main cast of Naruto, and one other guy who was part of the show for roughly eleven minutes.]]
[[Image:Timeparadox.JPG|thumb|right|Naruto in the future attempting to rape his older self]]
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[[Image:Narufield.JPG|thumb|right|After his show cancelled, he now appears in "Garfield" strips saying his annoying catch phrase.]]
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'''Naruto''' is a vastly popular manga and anime series created by Masashi Kishimoto. It concerns a colorful group of pajama-clad pubescents calling themselves "ninjas" who are assigned with protecting a hidden village of migrant [[Magic Drugs|pot]]-farmers from the outside authorities. Since its debut in 1999, it has garnered millions of fans worldwide, [http://www.tv.com/story/11008.html?cpage=2| and is at least partially responsible for the growing rate of adolescent suicides.]
==Facts==
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Naruto actually never says "[[Believe it]]" as a catchphrase in the Japanese version of Naruto. In japanese he says "Dattebayo" which could have to possible meanings:
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*termination in a japanese sentence mostly used by girls
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==Plot Overview==
*[[The Zeeky words]] in Japanese
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The initial plotline of Naruto features the exploits of a twelve-year-old who intends to become village leader and his friends as they partake in a lighthearted romp through medical school. However, puberty sets in and they all start killing each other. Consequently, [[Sasuke Uchiha]], a poster boy for Linkin Park, comes across [[Orochimaru|a creepy snake man]] in the forest and gets bitten. Some 100 episodes later, he turns to [[Darth Vader|the Dark Side]] and the rest of the series revolves around Naruto whining about this.
*He's next on [[TyrannosaurusReich|T-Reich]]'s hitlist.
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[[Image:Ramenisbad.JPG|thumb|right|Naruto taking a dump]]
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At one point, an evil animal-kidnapping organization known as the Akatsuki makes an appearance, lead by Sasuke's brother, Itachi.  
[[Image:GayLui-Naruto.jpg|thumb|right|Accidental? You decide!]]
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*HES 12 YEARS OLD YET GIRLS WANT TOO FUCK HIM BELIEVE IT ([[Hinata]], [[Gay Luigi]], [[Sakura]])
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===Media Information===
*ALSO HES A FAGGOT
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*Jiraiya is deluded into thinking Naruto is an arse he can fuck.
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*1999-present
*The reason [[Suckura]] Hates him is because he ate all the cake and [[Cum|Cummed]] on her at her party.
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*[[Anime]], manga, [[Video Game|video games]].
*He bet his dignity in a game of Dance Dance Revolution with [[Daniel J D'Arby]] and lost when D'Arby rigged the game to play on VERY HARD mode, meaning Naruto had to walk around in his sexy Jutsu form naked to the delight of many
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*Created by Masashi Kishimoto
*[[Intenseowl]] tried to kill naruto for beating him in naruto clash of ninja,but naruto got
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  away with only his arm chopped of by [[Intenseowl]]'s machette of death
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==Characters==
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''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops''
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*[[Naruto Uzumaki]] - An immature kid in orange pajamas possessed by a Ninetales.
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*[[Sasuke Uchiha]] - The emo kid with duck hair.
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**[[Slightly Pissed Off Sasuke]] - The emo kid with duck wings.
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*Sakura Haruno - The pink haired girl. Despite hating Naruto's guts, he still has a crush on her.
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*Kakashi Hatake - That guy with the mask and the evil eye.
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*Rock Lee - A bandaged kid who looks like [[Bruce Lee]].
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*[[Neji Hyuga]] - A pervert with no pupils.
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*Might Guy - Totally not [[Bruce Lee]]. Honest!
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*Shikamaru Nara - Some tired guy with a ponytail.
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*Ino Yamanaka - The blonde girl with bandages instead of panties. Fan service!
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*Choji Akimichi - Some fat guy.
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*Shino Aburame - When your only friends are bugs, you know there's a problem.
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*[[Hinata Hyuga]] - A blue-haired girl with no pupils in her eyes. Neji's cousin.
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*Kiba Inuzuka - A [[furry]] who carries a tiny puppy in his hoodie.
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*[[Gaara]] - The evil sand kid with a gourd on his back.
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*[[Orochimaru]] - A creepy guy who <s>likes</s> loves [[PENIS|snakes]]. Unless they're [[Solid Snake|solid]], or liquid. Also looks suspiciously like post-80's [[Michael Jackson]].
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*Itachi Uchiha - Sasuke's evil brother who gets all the fangirls.
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*[[Kisame Hoshigaki]] - A shark man who loves cutting you to ribbons. Also Itachi's partner.
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*Jiraiya - An old pervert who's also a novelist.
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*Kimimaro - The shirtless guy who fights with his bones.
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*Iruka Umino - Naruto's former mentor. Stands out from everybody else by being brown.
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*[[Princess Peach|That Chinese girl who's always stalking Neji and never does anything else]] (AKA Tenten)
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*Tsunade - The 50-year-old <s>slut</s> chick with huge [[Boobs|jugs]] and a giant slug for a pet. Also the fifth Hoka[[Gay|ge]].
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*[[Tekken|Lars Alexandersson]] - Some Swedish guy with bizarre hair who appears in ''Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 2''. Someday, we may know more about him.
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==Usage==
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Often used by anime fanboys who have just noticed WMM. It is used primarily for making generic Anime Music Videos set to Linkin Park music. As a professional poop source, it is used frequently by anime poopers such as [[Tenjic]].
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{{vid|Ss3XWFQPVV8}}
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==Often Used By==
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*[[Tenjic]]
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*[[UberPooper12]]
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*[[JimPaladin]]
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==Sometimes Used By==
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*[[Deepercutt]]
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*[[toadomos]]
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==Disliked By==
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*[[Tentor521]]
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*[[Feghoot]] (though he says the games are good)
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*Many non-fans over the age of 12
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==Trivia==
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*Masashi Kishimoto, the series' creator, designed an alternate costume for Lars Alexandersson in ''[[Tekken]] 6''. Then he ended up crossing over into the Naruto series. Oh, the hilarity!
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**And now Kakashi's outfit is an alternate costume for Lars in ''Street Fighter X Tekken''. [[Spy|Gentlemen,]] we have come full circle.
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*Has spawned five movies.
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*The Naruto fighting games for GameCube, [[Wii]], and PS2 are better than the show itself.
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==Main Source for Poopers==
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*[http://www.freewebs.com/tumsta/naruto.htm Anime Covenant]
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[[Category:Anime]]

Latest revision as of 14:05, 31 March 2012

This article is about the anime. You may have been looking for the main character.
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The main cast of Naruto, and one other guy who was part of the show for roughly eleven minutes.

Naruto is a vastly popular manga and anime series created by Masashi Kishimoto. It concerns a colorful group of pajama-clad pubescents calling themselves "ninjas" who are assigned with protecting a hidden village of migrant pot-farmers from the outside authorities. Since its debut in 1999, it has garnered millions of fans worldwide, and is at least partially responsible for the growing rate of adolescent suicides.

{{#ev:youtube|_vkMWTCUgyY|320}}

Plot Overview[edit]

The initial plotline of Naruto features the exploits of a twelve-year-old who intends to become village leader and his friends as they partake in a lighthearted romp through medical school. However, puberty sets in and they all start killing each other. Consequently, Sasuke Uchiha, a poster boy for Linkin Park, comes across a creepy snake man in the forest and gets bitten. Some 100 episodes later, he turns to the Dark Side and the rest of the series revolves around Naruto whining about this.

At one point, an evil animal-kidnapping organization known as the Akatsuki makes an appearance, lead by Sasuke's brother, Itachi.

Media Information[edit]

Characters[edit]

With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops

  • Naruto Uzumaki - An immature kid in orange pajamas possessed by a Ninetales.
  • Sasuke Uchiha - The emo kid with duck hair.
  • Sakura Haruno - The pink haired girl. Despite hating Naruto's guts, he still has a crush on her.
  • Kakashi Hatake - That guy with the mask and the evil eye.
  • Rock Lee - A bandaged kid who looks like Bruce Lee.
  • Neji Hyuga - A pervert with no pupils.
  • Might Guy - Totally not Bruce Lee. Honest!
  • Shikamaru Nara - Some tired guy with a ponytail.
  • Ino Yamanaka - The blonde girl with bandages instead of panties. Fan service!
  • Choji Akimichi - Some fat guy.
  • Shino Aburame - When your only friends are bugs, you know there's a problem.
  • Hinata Hyuga - A blue-haired girl with no pupils in her eyes. Neji's cousin.
  • Kiba Inuzuka - A furry who carries a tiny puppy in his hoodie.
  • Gaara - The evil sand kid with a gourd on his back.
  • Orochimaru - A creepy guy who likes loves snakes. Unless they're solid, or liquid. Also looks suspiciously like post-80's Michael Jackson.
  • Itachi Uchiha - Sasuke's evil brother who gets all the fangirls.
  • Kisame Hoshigaki - A shark man who loves cutting you to ribbons. Also Itachi's partner.
  • Jiraiya - An old pervert who's also a novelist.
  • Kimimaro - The shirtless guy who fights with his bones.
  • Iruka Umino - Naruto's former mentor. Stands out from everybody else by being brown.
  • That Chinese girl who's always stalking Neji and never does anything else (AKA Tenten)
  • Tsunade - The 50-year-old slut chick with huge jugs and a giant slug for a pet. Also the fifth Hokage.
  • Lars Alexandersson - Some Swedish guy with bizarre hair who appears in Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 2. Someday, we may know more about him.

Usage[edit]

Often used by anime fanboys who have just noticed WMM. It is used primarily for making generic Anime Music Videos set to Linkin Park music. As a professional poop source, it is used frequently by anime poopers such as Tenjic.

{{#ev:youtube|Ss3XWFQPVV8|320}}

Often Used By[edit]

Sometimes Used By[edit]

Disliked By[edit]

  • Tentor521
  • Feghoot (though he says the games are good)
  • Many non-fans over the age of 12

Trivia[edit]

  • Masashi Kishimoto, the series' creator, designed an alternate costume for Lars Alexandersson in Tekken 6. Then he ended up crossing over into the Naruto series. Oh, the hilarity!
    • And now Kakashi's outfit is an alternate costume for Lars in Street Fighter X Tekken. Gentlemen, we have come full circle.
  • Has spawned five movies.
  • The Naruto fighting games for GameCube, Wii, and PS2 are better than the show itself.

Main Source for Poopers[edit]