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''Drake Bell/Parker'' is a [[Nickelodeon]] star and a character from the [[Nickelodeon]] show [[Drake & Josh|Drake and Josh]], [[No|he has a step-brother]] named [[Josh Peck]].
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==Likes==
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''Drake Bell/Parker'' is a [[Nickelodeon]] star and a character from the [[Nickelodeon]] show [[Drake & Josh|Drake and Josh]], [[No|he has a step-brother]] named [[Josh Peck]]. In 2014, when acceptance of trans people began to poke its way into the mainstream consciousness for the first time, Drake and Josh resurfaced in public visibility on twitter, wherein Josh expressed his support for trans people while unfortunately Drake did not. It can be safely said that Drake is therefore the "uncool" and "unwoke" one between the two of them.
*Girls
 
*Dating random girls just for the hell of it and then later dumping them
 
*His guitar
 
*Playing his guitar
 
*Having sex with his guitar
 
*Ping-pong
 
*Snowcons ([[No|NO]], DRAKE, THEY'RE CALLED "''SNOWCONES''", YOU [[Retard|RETARD]]!!)
 
*Sugar, sweets, candy, junk food, and anything that will give you '''DIABEETUS'''
 
*Pizza
 
*Bikinis
 
 
 
==Dislikes/Hates==
 
*'''MEGAN'''!!!!!!!!1!1!!!11!!1!1!!!ONE!!!1!!!
 
*Being pranked by '''MEGAN'''
 
*Having '''MEGAN''' treat him like horseshit
 
*'''MEGAN'''
 
*'''MEGAN'''
 
*'''MEGAN'''
 
*[[Josh Peck|Josh's]] [[Retard|stupid]], [[Gay|gay]] magic tricks
 
*'''MEGAN'''
 
*'''MEGAN'''
 
*'''MEGAN'''
 
*'''MEGAN'''
 
*'''MEGAN'''
 
*'''MEGAN'''
 
*'''MEGAN'''
 
*'''MEGAN'''
 
*'''MEGAN'''
 
*'''MEGAN'''
 
*'''MEGAN'''
 
*'''MEGAN'''
 
*Ms. Hayfer
 
*Oh, did we mention............................................................................'''MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN??????????????????????????????????????'''
 
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
*Has a burning passion for females and dumping his girlfriends immediately after he gets them
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*Loves females and dumping his girlfriends immediately after he gets them
 
*Ms. Hayfer hates him
 
*Ms. Hayfer hates him
*Hates '''MEGAN'''
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*Hates '''MEGAN''' (Well, who the [[Fuck|fuck]] doesn't?)
 
*Can not pronounce the word "cone" correctly
 
*Can not pronounce the word "cone" correctly
 
*There's a New Jersey, they just opened it recently
 
*There's a New Jersey, they just opened it recently
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*Played [[Timmy Turner]] in the 2011 Fairly OddParents live-action movie
 
*Played [[Timmy Turner]] in the 2011 Fairly OddParents live-action movie
 
*Never thought it would be so simple, but he found a way
 
*Never thought it would be so simple, but he found a way
*[[No|His last name is Parker]]
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*<strike>[[No|His last name is Parker]]</strike>
 
*[[Yes|His last name is Bell]]
 
*[[Yes|His last name is Bell]]
*He is in ''[[No|NO]] WAY'' related to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake_(musician)|the other Drake]
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*He is in ''[[No|NO]] WAY'' related to the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake_(musician)|the other Drake]
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*Started acting when he was 5 years old
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*Was in an episode of [[Home Improvement]] when he was a little kid
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*Voices [[Spider-Man]] in the Ultimate [[Spider-Man]] TV series on [[Shit|Disney XD]]
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*Used to star on The Amanda Show and All That with his [[No|step-brother]], [[Josh Peck|Josh]]
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*Made an appearance on an [[ICarly|iCarly]] episode in which he was looking for [[Josh Peck|Josh]]
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*Once had a bet with [[Josh Peck|Josh]] to see who could go the longest without eating junk food or playing video games, and the loser of the bet had to [[Gay|dye their hair pink]], neither of them won, so they both ended up dying their hair pink; but Drake wore a pink wig to make it look like he dyed his hair, [[No|clever, huh?]]
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*Is so addicted to junk food that he actually needs it for his health; if he doesn't eat junk food for a long period of time, he gets a rash on his face
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*Once drove a dune buggy, even though his parents told him not to; he ended up wrecking it and crashing
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*Once [[Sex|put his finger in]] [[Josh Peck|Josh]]
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*Once got punched by a nerd named Eric by accident, which caused him to lose respect from everyone and start getting picked on, [[Yes|sad, isn't it?]]
  
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
*"I never thought it would be so simple, but I found a way, I found a waaaaaayyyyyy!"
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*"Whoa! Just take it easy, man!"
*"[[Retard|There's a ''New'' Jersey?]]
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*"[[Yes|Are you calling me a liar?]]"
*"She beat me bad."
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*"Haha! [[Shit|Number two]] stinks..."
*"I'm really glad someone invented pizza..."
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*"Greetings, worthy opponent! Are you ready to ping the pong?"
*"Oh, and also bikinis, bikinis are cool!"
 
*"I'm really glad Samus invented peaches."
 
*"DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!"
 
*"'''MEGAN'''!"
 
*"'''Megan'''!"
 
*"BRING ME A SNOWCON!"
 
*"Haha, [[Shit|number two]] stinks."
 
*"Greetings, worthy opponent, are you ready to ping the pong?"
 
 
*"You have smashed the window of transparency!"
 
*"You have smashed the window of transparency!"
*"[[Yes|Are you calling me a liar?]]"
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*"There's a ''New'' Jersey?"
*"Whoa, just take it easy, man!"
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*"OOOOOOOH, LOOK AT ME, I'M [[Josh Peck|JOOOOOOSH]]! [[Gay|GIRLS? NO THANK YOU, MAN]], I'VE GOT ME A VIDEO GAME!"
*"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" (Drake's reaction to [[Josh Peck|Josh]] being his new step-brother)
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*"You want a [[Ass|butt]] full of foot?!"
 
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*"...Where's [[Josh Peck|Josh]]?" (Said while on the set of [[iCarly]])
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*"OH MY [[God|GOD]]!"
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*"I'm pretty sure a sibling is a baby pig."
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*"It's not like we're gonna drink or anything..."
 
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Drake & Josh]]
 
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Drake & Josh]]
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[[Category:Nickelodeon]]
 
[[Category:Nickelodeon]]
 
[[Category:Musicians]]
 
[[Category:Musicians]]
 
[[Category:Actors]]
 
[[Category:Actors]]
[[Category:Retarded Characters]]
 

Latest revision as of 09:53, 12 October 2024

CharNice.jpg This article is filed under Characters.

Name: Drake Parker "Drake" Bell
Appears In: Drake & Josh
Sex: Male
DOB: 1986 (age 37–38)
Nationality: American

[[Category:Characters - Appears in Drake & Josh]]

Drake Bell/Parker is a Nickelodeon star and a character from the Nickelodeon show Drake and Josh, he has a step-brother named Josh Peck. In 2014, when acceptance of trans people began to poke its way into the mainstream consciousness for the first time, Drake and Josh resurfaced in public visibility on twitter, wherein Josh expressed his support for trans people while unfortunately Drake did not. It can be safely said that Drake is therefore the "uncool" and "unwoke" one between the two of them.

Trivia[edit]

  • Loves females and dumping his girlfriends immediately after he gets them
  • Ms. Hayfer hates him
  • Hates MEGAN (Well, who the fuck doesn't?)
  • Can not pronounce the word "cone" correctly
  • There's a New Jersey, they just opened it recently
  • Owns a guitar and is boss at playing it
  • Played Timmy Turner in the 2011 Fairly OddParents live-action movie
  • Never thought it would be so simple, but he found a way
  • His last name is Parker
  • His last name is Bell
  • He is in NO WAY related to the other Drake
  • Started acting when he was 5 years old
  • Was in an episode of Home Improvement when he was a little kid
  • Voices Spider-Man in the Ultimate Spider-Man TV series on Disney XD
  • Used to star on The Amanda Show and All That with his step-brother, Josh
  • Made an appearance on an iCarly episode in which he was looking for Josh
  • Once had a bet with Josh to see who could go the longest without eating junk food or playing video games, and the loser of the bet had to dye their hair pink, neither of them won, so they both ended up dying their hair pink; but Drake wore a pink wig to make it look like he dyed his hair, clever, huh?
  • Is so addicted to junk food that he actually needs it for his health; if he doesn't eat junk food for a long period of time, he gets a rash on his face
  • Once drove a dune buggy, even though his parents told him not to; he ended up wrecking it and crashing
  • Once put his finger in Josh
  • Once got punched by a nerd named Eric by accident, which caused him to lose respect from everyone and start getting picked on, sad, isn't it?

Quotes[edit]

  • "Whoa! Just take it easy, man!"
  • "Are you calling me a liar?"
  • "Haha! Number two stinks..."
  • "Greetings, worthy opponent! Are you ready to ping the pong?"
  • "You have smashed the window of transparency!"
  • "There's a New Jersey?"
  • "OOOOOOOH, LOOK AT ME, I'M JOOOOOOSH! GIRLS? NO THANK YOU, MAN, I'VE GOT ME A VIDEO GAME!"
  • "You want a butt full of foot?!"
  • "...Where's Josh?" (Said while on the set of iCarly)
  • "OH MY GOD!"
  • "I'm pretty sure a sibling is a baby pig."
  • "It's not like we're gonna drink or anything..."