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*Texans take great pride in our state. So don't mess with Texas, bitch! | *Texans take great pride in our state. So don't mess with Texas, bitch! | ||
*The nickname of Texas is "the Lone Star State". | *The nickname of Texas is "the Lone Star State". | ||
| + | **Their state flag looks like they ripped a part of the U.S.A.'s flag out, increased its size, and then called it a day. Despite this look, they have one of the more popular state flags around. | ||
| + | *Texas is a state known for its BBQ. | ||
| + | *In an ironic move, the building that Lee Harvey Oswald shot [[JFK]] ended up being a museum for John F. Kennedy and his strange murder case. | ||
| + | *Contrary to popular belief, the Alamo was originally a ''mission'' that was founded by Indians. It wasn't until the late 18th century that it became a fort-like building. | ||
*We also have a special slogan saying that "'''everything's''' bigger in Texas". But that's because it's true! | *We also have a special slogan saying that "'''everything's''' bigger in Texas". But that's because it's true! | ||
*We have lots of sports teams (but not enough when compared to California) who're sadly rivals towards each other. | *We have lots of sports teams (but not enough when compared to California) who're sadly rivals towards each other. | ||
[[Category:Places]] | [[Category:Places]] | ||
[[Category:States]] | [[Category:States]] | ||
Revision as of 23:06, 30 August 2010
The State Seal of Texas
- SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick! What am I?
- Patrick: ...Stupid?!
- SpongeBob: No, I'm Texas!
- Patrick: What's the difference!?
Well, howdy! This here's Texas. We sure is the 2nd largest state in the United States in both population and area, behind California and Alaska respectively. 'Dem crafty bastards.
It's also the homeplace of anime-dubbing company "FUNimation", and thus the place where the Funimation Update Quickie is shot. Yee-haw!
Our Bretherin' Who're From Texas
- Hank Hill (The star quarterback for Arlen High School and grandiose propane salesman.)
- Sandy Cheeks (We kindly thank her sheriff soul for banning racist sponges and starfishes. We truly owe her a grand honor.)
- The Engineer (The greatest engineer we've seen in this side of Texas...wait.)
- Dr. Rabbit
- TheHappyFungus
- 1upclock
- George W. Bush (Our great country's 43 president of these United States.)
- Scott Porter
- Todd Haberkorn
- Clay
- Lyndon B. Johnson
- Dwight D. Eisenhower (Was born in Denison, TX, although grew-up in Kansas.)
- Peppy Hare
- Ronald McDonald (He makes random appearances in a McDonalds that's found in Dallas.)
Trivia
- We was once our own country.
- Our cows, as well as steaks, are well known by us.
- We has our own breed of cow, too, the Texas Longhorn. Coincidentally, one of our college team names are the Texas Longhorns. Ain't that a funny coincidink?
- The world's largest helium well is located in Texas.
- We have always voted Republican in elections since 1980.
- Texans take great pride in our state. So don't mess with Texas, bitch!
- The nickname of Texas is "the Lone Star State".
- Their state flag looks like they ripped a part of the U.S.A.'s flag out, increased its size, and then called it a day. Despite this look, they have one of the more popular state flags around.
- Texas is a state known for its BBQ.
- In an ironic move, the building that Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK ended up being a museum for John F. Kennedy and his strange murder case.
- Contrary to popular belief, the Alamo was originally a mission that was founded by Indians. It wasn't until the late 18th century that it became a fort-like building.
- We also have a special slogan saying that "everything's bigger in Texas". But that's because it's true!
- We have lots of sports teams (but not enough when compared to California) who're sadly rivals towards each other.
