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**We has our own breed of cow, too, the Texas Longhorn. Coincidentally, one of our college team names are the Texas Longhorns. Ain't that a funny coincidink? | **We has our own breed of cow, too, the Texas Longhorn. Coincidentally, one of our college team names are the Texas Longhorns. Ain't that a funny coincidink? | ||
*The world's largest helium well is located in Texas. | *The world's largest helium well is located in Texas. | ||
| − | *We always | + | *We have always voteed [[:Category:Republicans|Republican]] in elections since 1980. Kind of like how Arizona always does the same, I'll tell you what. |
*Texans take great pride in our state. So don't mess with Texas, bitch! | *Texans take great pride in our state. So don't mess with Texas, bitch! | ||
*The nickname of Texas is "the Lone Star State". | *The nickname of Texas is "the Lone Star State". | ||
Revision as of 05:33, 5 July 2010
The State Seal of Texas
- SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick! What am I?
- Patrick: ...Stupid?!
- SpongeBob: No, I'm Texas!
- Patrick: What's the difference!?
Well, howdy! This here's Texas. We sure is the 2nd largest state in the United States in both population and area, behind California and Alaska respectively. 'Dem crafty bastards.
It's also the homeplace of anime-dubbing company "FUNimation", and thus the place where the Funimation Update Quickie is shot. Yee-haw!
Our Bretherin' Who're From Texas
- Hank Hill (The star quarterback for Arlen High School and grand propane salesman.)
- Sandy Cheeks (We kindly thank her sheriff soul for banning racist sponges and starfishes. We truly owe her a grand honor.)
- The Engineer (The greatest engineer we've seen in this side of Texas...wait.)
- Dr. Rabbit
- TheHappyFungus
- 1upclock
- George W. Bush (Our great country's 43 president of these United States.)
- Scott Porter
- Todd Haberkorn
- Clay
- Lyndon B. Johnson
Trivia
- We was once our own country.
- Our cows, as well as steaks, are well known by us.
- We has our own breed of cow, too, the Texas Longhorn. Coincidentally, one of our college team names are the Texas Longhorns. Ain't that a funny coincidink?
- The world's largest helium well is located in Texas.
- We have always voteed Republican in elections since 1980. Kind of like how Arizona always does the same, I'll tell you what.
- Texans take great pride in our state. So don't mess with Texas, bitch!
- The nickname of Texas is "the Lone Star State".
- They also have a special slogan saying that "everything's bigger in Texas". But that's because it's true!
- We have lots of sports teams (but not enough when compared to California) who're sadly rivals towards each other.
