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:'''Patrick''': What's the difference!?<br>
 
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Well, howdy! Texas is the 2nd largest state in the [[United States]] in both population and area, behind [[California]] and Alaska respectively.
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Well, howdy! This here's Texas. We sure is the 2nd largest state in the [[United States]] in both population and area, behind [[California]] and Alaska respectively.
  
 
It's also the homeplace of [[anime]]-dubbing company "FUNimation", and thus the place where the [[Funimation Update Quickie]] is shot.
 
It's also the homeplace of [[anime]]-dubbing company "FUNimation", and thus the place where the [[Funimation Update Quickie]] is shot.
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==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
*Was once its own country.
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*We was once our own country.
*Is known for cows, as well as [[steak]]s.
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*Our cows, as well as [[steak]]s, are well known by us.
*Always votes [[:Category:Republicans|Republican]] in elections.
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*We always votes [[:Category:Republicans|Republican]] in elections.
*Texans take great pride in their state.
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*Texans take great pride in our state. So don't mess with Texas, bitch!
 
*The nickname of Texas is "the Lone Star State".
 
*The nickname of Texas is "the Lone Star State".
*They also have a special slogan saying that "'''everything's''' bigger in Texas".
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*They also have a special slogan saying that "'''everything's''' bigger in Texas". But that's because it's true!
 
*We have lots of sports teams (but not enough when compared to California) who're sadly rivals towards each other.
 
*We have lots of sports teams (but not enough when compared to California) who're sadly rivals towards each other.
 
[[Category:Places]]
 
[[Category:Places]]
 
[[Category:States]]
 
[[Category:States]]

Revision as of 15:53, 28 June 2010

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The famous flag of Texas.
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Our big women don't even come close to our huge feet.
SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick! What am I?
Patrick: ...Stupid?!
SpongeBob: No, I'm Texas!
Patrick: What's the difference!?

Well, howdy! This here's Texas. We sure is the 2nd largest state in the United States in both population and area, behind California and Alaska respectively.

It's also the homeplace of anime-dubbing company "FUNimation", and thus the place where the Funimation Update Quickie is shot.

People Who are From Texas

Trivia

  • We was once our own country.
  • Our cows, as well as steaks, are well known by us.
  • We always votes Republican in elections.
  • Texans take great pride in our state. So don't mess with Texas, bitch!
  • The nickname of Texas is "the Lone Star State".
  • They also have a special slogan saying that "everything's bigger in Texas". But that's because it's true!
  • We have lots of sports teams (but not enough when compared to California) who're sadly rivals towards each other.