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In baseball, a hit is when a batter advances to a single base without being out. A double is when a batter advances 2 bases, and a triple is when a batter advances 3 bases. A home run is when a batter hits the ball over the outer wall in fair territory. This is worth 1 run if no runners are on base, or up to 4 depending on how many are on base.
 
In baseball, a hit is when a batter advances to a single base without being out. A double is when a batter advances 2 bases, and a triple is when a batter advances 3 bases. A home run is when a batter hits the ball over the outer wall in fair territory. This is worth 1 run if no runners are on base, or up to 4 depending on how many are on base.
  
Now, how does baseball pertain to [[Youtube Poop]]?
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[[Dr. Eggman]] challenged [[Sonic]] and [[Tails|his]] [[Knuckles the Echidna|friends]] to a game of baseball over some Chaos Emeralds. Rather mundane, don't you think?
 
 
==Sonic Can't Play Baseball==
 
Baseball is featured in this [[Deepercutt]] poop, which is made from the episode ''Unfair Ball'' from [[Sonic X]]. In this poop, [[Dr. Eggman]] challenges [[Sonic]] and [[Tails|his]] [[Knuckles the Echidna|friends]] to a game of baseball.
 
  
 
==People Who Play Baseball==
 
==People Who Play Baseball==
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*Ippatsuman
 
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*Ness
 
*Ness
*[[Scout]] (Also uses his [[Penis|bats]] as weapons.)
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*[[Scout]] (Also uses his [[Batman|bats]] as weapons.)
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==

Revision as of 16:08, 11 May 2010

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A generic baseball.

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Overview

Baseball is a sport primarily played in the United States, Japan, Korea (both North and South), Taiwan, China, Mexico, Cuba, the Dominican Republic, and various other places. The object is to score as many runs as possible while at bat, and prevent the opposing players from gaining hits and runs when fielding.

In baseball, a hit is when a batter advances to a single base without being out. A double is when a batter advances 2 bases, and a triple is when a batter advances 3 bases. A home run is when a batter hits the ball over the outer wall in fair territory. This is worth 1 run if no runners are on base, or up to 4 depending on how many are on base.

Dr. Eggman challenged Sonic and his friends to a game of baseball over some Chaos Emeralds. Rather mundane, don't you think?

People Who Play Baseball

Trivia

  • The world's 2 largest leagues are the United States' Major League Baseball and Japan's Nippon Professional Baseball.
  • Baseball is thought to have evolved from Cricket, a similar sport from England.
  • The world championship of baseball is the World Baseball Classic, which Japan has won every single time.
  • While steroids might not help you hack, they will help you hit in baseball.
    • However, they are against the rules in every league.
  • In the Super Smash Bros. games, a baseball bat is an item in the game, which can be used to hit home runs (which 99% of the time will kill the opponent instantly).
    • Strangely enough, both Ness and Lucas have personal bats for use of attacking. Unfortunately, they don't work as well as the Home Run Bat.
  • Baseball is America's past-time.