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When a man and a woman are very close to each other (or in some cases, two different men or women), '''love''' happens. It is not known what causes love, but it is the direct cause of both [[Dan Hibiki|happiness]] and [[:Category:Emo Characters|depression]]. [[The Simpsons|Please, think of the children before doing this!]] | When a man and a woman are very close to each other (or in some cases, two different men or women), '''love''' happens. It is not known what causes love, but it is the direct cause of both [[Dan Hibiki|happiness]] and [[:Category:Emo Characters|depression]]. [[The Simpsons|Please, think of the children before doing this!]] | ||
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*[[Brock]] loves [[Nurse Joy]] and [[Officer Jenny]]. | *[[Brock]] loves [[Nurse Joy]] and [[Officer Jenny]]. | ||
*[[Orson Welles]] loves Mrs. Pell's fishsticks. | *[[Orson Welles]] loves Mrs. Pell's fishsticks. | ||
| + | *Joel and Mike were sent to the Satellite of Love. | ||
*<strike>[[PSE1nf0]] loves [[Fiddlesticks411]].</strike> | *<strike>[[PSE1nf0]] loves [[Fiddlesticks411]].</strike> | ||
Revision as of 14:09, 26 April 2010
Philadelphia wants to tell you something...
When a man and a woman are very close to each other (or in some cases, two different men or women), love happens. It is not known what causes love, but it is the direct cause of both happiness and depression. Please, think of the children before doing this!
Love is also hazardous. Side-effects of it include lust, cooties, jizzing in your pants uncontrollably, uncontrollable crying (doesn't matter if you don't cry), children, and becoming prone to goblin attacks. So remember that before you enter this crazy disease.
Examples of Love
- Ken loves Eliza.
- Vegeta loves Bulma.
- Everybody loves Raymond.
- Everybody loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete.
- The YouChew users love their Chewfag Girls.
- Lord Raptor loves ROCK AND ROLL.
- Patrick Stewart loves males. Males have beautiful asses.
- Brock loves Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny.
- Orson Welles loves Mrs. Pell's fishsticks.
- Joel and Mike were sent to the Satellite of Love.
PSE1nf0 loves Fiddlesticks411.
