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== WHO THE [[Fuck|FUCK]] IS HE?!?!?!?!?! ==
 
== WHO THE [[Fuck|FUCK]] IS HE?!?!?!?!?! ==
Shadow is a black and red hedgehog, created by Professor Gerald as the ultimate lifeform. He enjoys shooting things, riding motorcycles, bitching about some girl named "[[Maria|MARIAAAAAAAAA]]", running around carnivals trying to find "that damn fourth Chaos Emerald", sending people straight to [[hell]], and skating with his shoes. He does not enjoy fanart of him banging Rouge, Sonic, [[Knuckles]], retarded [[Ruthie312|fangirls]], or [[Mudkip|Mudkips]] (sadly), and having to shoot [[Mudkip|Mudkips]] when someone browses for [[porn]] on the web. He also loves swearing, and even though swearing is bad enough, it's downright laughable when it comes from a black/red hedgehog with chest hair.
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Shadow is a black and red hedgehog, created by Professor Gerald as the ultimate life form. He enjoys shooting things, riding motorcycles, bitching about some girl named "[[Maria|MARIAAAAAAAAA]]", running around carnivals trying to find "that damn fourth Chaos Emerald", sending people straight to [[hell]], and skating with his shoes. He does not enjoy fanart of him banging Rouge, Sonic, [[Knuckles]], retarded [[Ruthie312|fangirls]], or [[Mudkip|Mudkips]] (sadly), and having to shoot [[Mudkip|Mudkips]] when someone browses for [[porn]] on the web. He also loves swearing, which is downright laughable coming from a black/red cartoon hedgehog with chest hair.
  
 
== Reception ==
 
== Reception ==
Shadow is the neutral character of the Sonic series. A lot of his [[retard|fantards]] are annoying as [[hell]]. They mostly consisting of preteen rabid fangirls, the ones who say that they own him, and the ones who pair their [[your face|disgusting]] fan characters with him.
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'''SHADOW IS AWESOME. FUCK YEAH.'''<br>
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~One half of the Sonic fandom.
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'''KILL THAT BASTARD SHADOW.'''<br>
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~The other half.
  
 
== Quotes ==
 
== Quotes ==
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|[[Genie|I am Shadow the Hedgehog. Since you were so kind to release me, MY MASTER... I will grant you one wish.]]}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I am Shadow the Hedgehog. Since you were so kind to release me, MY MASTER... [[Genie|I will grant you one wish.]]}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I am the world's ultimate life form. There's no time for games... farewell!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I am the world's ultimate life form. There's no time for games... farewell!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I've left the past behind me. No one can tell me what to do now! I will destroy you, Black [[Doom]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I've left the past behind me. No one can tell me what to do now! I will destroy you, Black [[Doom]]!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|This is who I am!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|This is who I am!}}
  
[[image:SephShadow.JPG|thumb|right|SEPHIROTH!!!]]
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[[image:SephShadow.JPG|thumb|right|Die Hard with a hedgehog.]]
  
 
== Likes ==
 
== Likes ==
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* He has a severe case of paranoia.
 
* He has a severe case of paranoia.
 
* Despite rumors of his being [[gay]], as well as his fans saying he's straight due to [[Maria]], he's actually bisexual. Deal with it.
 
* Despite rumors of his being [[gay]], as well as his fans saying he's straight due to [[Maria]], he's actually bisexual. Deal with it.
* Shadow can fix computers by chopping them as hard as he can. The reason why the computer doesn't break down after that is unknown.
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* Shadow can fix computers by chopping them as hard as he can. The reason why the computer doesn't break down after that is because nobody cares.
 
* THIS IS WHO I AM!
 
* THIS IS WHO I AM!
 
[[Category:Bisexual Characters]]
 
[[Category:Bisexual Characters]]

Revision as of 14:21, 19 April 2010

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BOO!!!

WHO THE FUCK IS HE?!?!?!?!?!

Shadow is a black and red hedgehog, created by Professor Gerald as the ultimate life form. He enjoys shooting things, riding motorcycles, bitching about some girl named "MARIAAAAAAAAA", running around carnivals trying to find "that damn fourth Chaos Emerald", sending people straight to hell, and skating with his shoes. He does not enjoy fanart of him banging Rouge, Sonic, Knuckles, retarded fangirls, or Mudkips (sadly), and having to shoot Mudkips when someone browses for porn on the web. He also loves swearing, which is downright laughable coming from a black/red cartoon hedgehog with chest hair.

Reception

SHADOW IS AWESOME. FUCK YEAH.
~One half of the Sonic fandom.

KILL THAT BASTARD SHADOW.
~The other half.

Quotes

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

I am Shadow the Hedgehog. Since you were so kind to release me, MY MASTER... I will grant you one wish.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I am the world's ultimate life form. There's no time for games... farewell!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I've left the past behind me. No one can tell me what to do now! I will destroy you, Black Doom!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Disappear!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Stay here.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

You have no control over me, Black Doom. I now understand why I am here. I made a promise and I'm here to keep it. Today, I put my past behind me.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Goodbye forever... Shadow the Hedgehog.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Where's that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald?

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Goodbye, Doctor.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Not you again!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

You scum! You're going down!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Black Doom! Your reign ends here, and it ends NOW!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Damn, not here!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Damnit!!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Chaos Spear!!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Yes, doctor... you will regret ever having created me... you're going straight to hell!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Leave them. It's better.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

You fixed yourself a certain mission. You must survive to accomplish it someday.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Good if you don't.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

She did not belong to the past. She continued to look toward the future.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

I hear you and it's whenever you want!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

We really do look alike. It's uncanny.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

You traitor!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

You're going straight to hell!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

As you wish.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

CHAOS...BLAST!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Yes, but that alone is insufficient.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

CHAOS CONTROL!!!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

This is who I am!

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Die Hard with a hedgehog.

Likes

  • Firearms
  • Katanas
  • Motorbikes
  • Torturing Sonic
  • Saying DAMN!
  • Granting wishes
  • Maria

Dislikes


Trivia

  • His father is an evil alien leader.
  • He WILL NOT bring sexy back.
  • His long lost evil crystal twin from 10 years ago killed Sonic, which is something Robothead could not do his whole life.
  • He keeps losing his iPod.
  • Likes kicking the white hedgehog in the head.
  • He has a severe case of paranoia.
  • Despite rumors of his being gay, as well as his fans saying he's straight due to Maria, he's actually bisexual. Deal with it.
  • Shadow can fix computers by chopping them as hard as he can. The reason why the computer doesn't break down after that is because nobody cares.
  • THIS IS WHO I AM!