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Difference between revisions of "SpongeBob SquarePants (character)"
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[[Image:Spongebob-squarepants.jpg|thumb|250px|Look how gay he looks.]] | [[Image:Spongebob-squarepants.jpg|thumb|250px|Look how gay he looks.]] | ||
| − | SpongeBob is a | + | SpongeBob is a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. His pants are square! |
| − | [[Image:Justonebite-1.jpg|thumb|left| | + | [[Image:Justonebite-1.jpg|thumb|left|>:)]] |
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*[[Mr. Krabs]] | *[[Mr. Krabs]] | ||
*[[Squidward Tentacles]] | *[[Squidward Tentacles]] | ||
| + | *Sandy | ||
*Jellyfishing | *Jellyfishing | ||
*Blowing Bubbles | *Blowing Bubbles | ||
*The Krab Krusty | *The Krab Krusty | ||
*Krabby Patties | *Krabby Patties | ||
| − | * | + | *Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy |
| − | ==People Who Are Better At Making | + | ==People Who Are Better At Making Krabby Patties Than Him== |
*Jim | *Jim | ||
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[[Image:Spongebobtrippingballs1.gif|frame|right|SpongeBob shows us the tragic side effects of [[Magic Drugs]].]] | [[Image:Spongebobtrippingballs1.gif|frame|right|SpongeBob shows us the tragic side effects of [[Magic Drugs]].]] | ||
*[[King Harkinian]] | *[[King Harkinian]] | ||
| + | *[[Soundwave]] | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
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*"Stare at Patrick!" | *"Stare at Patrick!" | ||
*"There's no shower at work!" | *"There's no shower at work!" | ||
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*"See you're on top this time." | *"See you're on top this time." | ||
*"All alone with Mermaid Man's belt." | *"All alone with Mermaid Man's belt." | ||
*"[[Yes|I'm a dirty boy!]]" | *"[[Yes|I'm a dirty boy!]]" | ||
| − | *" | + | *"It popped..." |
| − | *"The sky had a baby from my | + | *"The sky had a baby from my cereal box!" |
*"Well I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone!" | *"Well I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone!" | ||
*"We've been speckledorfed!" | *"We've been speckledorfed!" | ||
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*"Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands?" | *"Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands?" | ||
*"That didn't help ''at all!''" | *"That didn't help ''at all!''" | ||
| − | + | [[Image:Spongebob is staring at Squidward's ass..png|thumb|What has been seen cannot be unseen...]] | |
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*Flunked out of high school, which is why he works at a fast food restaurant. | *Flunked out of high school, which is why he works at a fast food restaurant. | ||
| − | *Also fails in Driving School | + | *Also fails in Driving School regularly. |
| − | * | + | *His IQ is an imaginary number. |
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*In the decade that he has worked at [[McDonalds|the Krusty Krab]], he has never had a [[promotion]]. | *In the decade that he has worked at [[McDonalds|the Krusty Krab]], he has never had a [[promotion]]. | ||
| − | *Is married to Sandy | + | *Is married to Sandy. |
*Reproduces by budding. | *Reproduces by budding. | ||
| + | *Once made a sweater for Squidward made of his eyelashes. When that failed, he made another made of tears. | ||
*He is so weak that he once had to have someone else lift his drink off of his hand so he could move it. He can't even lift up a stick with two marshmallows attached to it (but can somehow drag Patrick's rock). | *He is so weak that he once had to have someone else lift his drink off of his hand so he could move it. He can't even lift up a stick with two marshmallows attached to it (but can somehow drag Patrick's rock). | ||
**He is, however, stronger than [[Oogtar]]. | **He is, however, stronger than [[Oogtar]]. | ||
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[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | ||
[[Category:Retarded Characters]] | [[Category:Retarded Characters]] | ||
Revision as of 14:56, 2 April 2010
This article is filed under Characters.
SpongeBob is a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. His pants are square!
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Life As A Hero
- He's gone on a quest to become The Overture, which he ended up succeeding. He eventually lost the title to Super Macho Man.
Likes
- Patrick Star
- Mr. Krabs
- Squidward Tentacles
- Sandy
- Jellyfishing
- Blowing Bubbles
- The Krab Krusty
- Krabby Patties
- Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
People Who Are Better At Making Krabby Patties Than Him
- Jim
- Kirby
- Captain Falcon
- God
SpongeBob shows us the tragic side effects of Magic Drugs.
Quotes
- "It's big, scary, and pink!"
- "I've been saving it in my pocket for us to share!"
- "I don't think you can be the mom, Patrick, because you never wear a shirt."
- "Stare at Patrick!"
- "There's no shower at work!"
- "See you're on top this time."
- "All alone with Mermaid Man's belt."
- "I'm a dirty boy!"
- "It popped..."
- "The sky had a baby from my cereal box!"
- "Well I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone!"
- "We've been speckledorfed!"
- "We've been Ganondorfed!"
- "It's normal sized and fully functional!"
- "Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands?"
- "That didn't help at all!"
Trivia
- Flunked out of high school, which is why he works at a fast food restaurant.
- Also fails in Driving School regularly.
- His IQ is an imaginary number.
- In the decade that he has worked at the Krusty Krab, he has never had a promotion.
- Is married to Sandy.
- Reproduces by budding.
- Once made a sweater for Squidward made of his eyelashes. When that failed, he made another made of tears.
- He is so weak that he once had to have someone else lift his drink off of his hand so he could move it. He can't even lift up a stick with two marshmallows attached to it (but can somehow drag Patrick's rock).
- He is, however, stronger than Oogtar.
