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SpongeBob is a retarded sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. The only time Spongebob has ever been cool is in the video provided. | SpongeBob is a retarded sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. The only time Spongebob has ever been cool is in the video provided. | ||
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Revision as of 17:38, 30 January 2010
This article is filed under Characters.
SpongeBob is a retarded sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. The only time Spongebob has ever been cool is in the video provided.
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Life As A Hero
- He's gone on a quest to become The Overture, which he ended up succeeding. He eventually lost the title to Super Macho Man.
Quotes
- "It's big, scary, and pink!"
- "I've been saving it in my pocket for us to share!"
- "I don't think you can be the mom, Patrick, because you never wear a shirt."
- "Stare at Patrick!"
- "There's no shower at work!"
- "In my pocket..."
- "See you're on top this time."
- "All alone with Mermaid Man's belt."
- "I'm a dirty boy!"
- "It popped..."
- "The sky had a baby from my Cereal box!"
- "Well I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone!"
- "We've been speckledorfed!"
- "We've been Ganondorfed!"
- "It's normal sized and fully functional!"
Trivia
- Flunked out of high school, which is why he works at a fast food restaurant.
- Also fails in Driving School yearly.
- Is so stupid that his IQ is an imaginary number.
- Was once arrested by the Chinese mind police after his friend Patrick talked taboo subjects, such as fair labour and freedom of speech.
- In the decade that he has worked at the Krusty Krab, he has never had a promotion.
- Is married to Sandy, but this is suspected to be a cover for his suspected homosexuality.
- He is so weak that he once had to have someone else lift his drink off of his hand so he could move it.
- He is, however, stronger than Oogtar.
