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===Personality=== | ===Personality=== | ||
| − | You know it's | + | You know it's Larry if he's... |
* Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall | * Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall | ||
* Telling Monty Moles to stand there | * Telling Monty Moles to stand there | ||
| − | * Hanging out with a Koopa with a pink shell with sunglasses named [[ | + | * Hanging out with a Koopa with a pink shell with sunglasses named [[Roy Koopa]]. |
* He is a poseur | * He is a poseur | ||
* His erection lasts more than 4 hours | * His erection lasts more than 4 hours | ||
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* Eavesdropping | * Eavesdropping | ||
*Saying "[[Cum]]" over and over | *Saying "[[Cum]]" over and over | ||
| − | {{VidCaption|4ZO-f0BKY3U| | + | {{VidCaption|4ZO-f0BKY3U|Larry's execution in his past life. Viewer discretion is advised, due to the nature of the video.}} |
== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
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*He appears to have been working with [[Hitler|Adolf Hitler]]. | *He appears to have been working with [[Hitler|Adolf Hitler]]. | ||
*He is the emperor of eavesdropping. | *He is the emperor of eavesdropping. | ||
| − | * | + | *Larry's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association). |
| − | *He has lung cancer and | + | *He has lung cancer and [[Prostate Cancer]], as well as bladder control problems. |
*He is a reincarnated Hauptsturmführer (Captain) of the [[Nazi|SS]] that was hanged at the end of WWII by [[Polish]] [[soldier|troops]]. | *He is a reincarnated Hauptsturmführer (Captain) of the [[Nazi|SS]] that was hanged at the end of WWII by [[Polish]] [[soldier|troops]]. | ||
*Is currently a follower of the [[Yoshi#Legal_Issues_.26_Politics|Yoshi regime]]. | *Is currently a follower of the [[Yoshi#Legal_Issues_.26_Politics|Yoshi regime]]. | ||
*Owner of the Chillton Hotel, which is built in a mine full of ice. | *Owner of the Chillton Hotel, which is built in a mine full of ice. | ||
*Has been accused of raping [[The Princess]] at his Koopa Hotel (The Chilton Hotel). But come on, who wouldn't want to rape her? | *Has been accused of raping [[The Princess]] at his Koopa Hotel (The Chilton Hotel). But come on, who wouldn't want to rape her? | ||
| − | *He once saw his sister, [[ | + | *He once saw his sister, [[Wendy O.]] having [[sex]] with [[Luigi|Casanova Koopa]]. He is currently in therapy because of it. |
*His favourite cl[[ass]] in [[Team Fortress 2]] is the [[Spy]]. | *His favourite cl[[ass]] in [[Team Fortress 2]] is the [[Spy]]. | ||
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==Liked By== | ==Liked By== | ||
*[[King Koopa]] | *[[King Koopa]] | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Ludwig Von Koopa]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Adolf Hitler]] |
*[[Fat|Benito Mussolini]] | *[[Fat|Benito Mussolini]] | ||
*[[Nazi|The National Social German Worker's Party]] | *[[Nazi|The National Social German Worker's Party]] | ||
Revision as of 09:43, 3 January 2010
This article is filed under Characters.Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa (B. 1973) is one of King Koopa's sons.
Personality
You know it's Larry if he's...
- Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall
- Telling Monty Moles to stand there
- Hanging out with a Koopa with a pink shell with sunglasses named Roy Koopa.
- He is a poseur
- His erection lasts more than 4 hours
- Humping football players
- Raping the floor
- Eavesdropping
- Saying "Cum" over and over
Trivia
- The cheatsy life is lots of fun. LOTS OF FUN.
- His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.
- He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.
- He appears to have been working with Adolf Hitler.
- He is the emperor of eavesdropping.
- Larry's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).
- He has lung cancer and Prostate Cancer, as well as bladder control problems.
- He is a reincarnated Hauptsturmführer (Captain) of the SS that was hanged at the end of WWII by Polish troops.
- Is currently a follower of the Yoshi regime.
- Owner of the Chillton Hotel, which is built in a mine full of ice.
- Has been accused of raping The Princess at his Koopa Hotel (The Chilton Hotel). But come on, who wouldn't want to rape her?
- He once saw his sister, Wendy O. having sex with Casanova Koopa. He is currently in therapy because of it.
- His favourite class in Team Fortress 2 is the Spy.
Dislikes
- The Mario Brothers
- Hollywood
- John Lennon
- Some grandma
- The Princess
- The Cave People
- Bowser Jr
- Lemmy
- Communists (much to Lemmy's dismay)
- Jews
- Non-aryans
- The fact that he wasn't in any Mario sports game but Monty Mole was.
Liked By
- King Koopa
- Ludwig Von Koopa
- Adolf Hitler
- Benito Mussolini
- The National Social German Worker's Party
- Shigeru Miyamoto enough to be in New Super Mario Bros. Wii.
Disliked By
- Let's just say everyone else and call it a day
Memorable Quotes
- IYAAAAAAAARGH!
- AT LAST! My time has CUM!
- That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble.
- I am the emperor of eavesdropping!
- Don't just help him! STAND THERE!
- GET HIM DOWN!! NOW!!!
- You think those Dodos would've learned from me!
- ...Dissiz Bahddurdan BAAHD-DAAHD!
- The only way you guys are gonna save the egg is by shopping at the Koopamart!
- Take these prisoners to the dungeon, while we decide what to do with Mr. Koopa's Neighborhood.
