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| − | America (in the usual sense) is a country in North America that is south of Canada and north of Mexico. It was officially founded on July 4, 1776 with the signing of the Declaration of Independence in [[Philadelphia | + | America (in the usual sense) is a country in North America that is south of Canada and north of Mexico. It was officially founded on July 4, 1776 with the signing of the Declaration of Independence in [[Philadelphia|Philadelphia, Pennsylvania]]. In fact, the first president of the United States, George Washington, was the leader of the Continental Army in the Revolutionary War (which was against Great Britain). [[Dr. Rabbit]] takes his kids/[[No|sex slaves]] to America from Australia so that he can blow them up in a rocket. Fuck yeah. |
The empress of America is [[Kootie Pie|Wendy O.]] | The empress of America is [[Kootie Pie|Wendy O.]] | ||
Revision as of 16:17, 9 December 2009
America. Fuck yeah.
America (in the usual sense) is a country in North America that is south of Canada and north of Mexico. It was officially founded on July 4, 1776 with the signing of the Declaration of Independence in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. In fact, the first president of the United States, George Washington, was the leader of the Continental Army in the Revolutionary War (which was against Great Britain). Dr. Rabbit takes his kids/sex slaves to America from Australia so that he can blow them up in a rocket. Fuck yeah.
The empress of America is Wendy O.
America is also what Bandit Keith is obsessed with.
Liked By
- Bandit Keith (loves American the most, in fact.)
- Americans
- Soldier
- Hop
- Captain America
- Revolutionary War-era Patriots
- Guile
- Charlie (Guile's friend)
- Terry Bogard
- Doc Louis
- Disco Kid (Though not as much as disco.)
- Super Macho Man (Though not as much as his fame.)
- Mr. Sandman (Mainly for the city of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.)
- Rocky Balboa
- Apollo Creed (About as much as Bandit Keith loves America, in fact.)
- Michael Bay (Unfortunately)
- Team America (FUCK YEAH!)
- George Washington
- Actually, all of our founding fathers.
- Hulk Hogan
- Hank Hill
- The Japanese (they make a lot of money from American consumers.)
- Germany (Even though they told them to stop, they've claimed "We're all living in America!")
Disliked By
- Europeans
- Loyalists
- The British Redcoats
- The Chinese
- A few of the Koreans. (But not Kim Kaphwan, who has had Americans as teammates)
- Rod Blagojevich
- Benedict Arnold
- Ivan Drago
- Michael Moore (Hates America the most.)
- Canadians
- Lil' Hitler
- Hitler
- Afganistan
- Iraq
- The Jonas Brothers
