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*In one episode he met a girl just like him, but he didn't make his move in time and she dumped him for some pretty boy. Now he'll probably be a 40-year old virgin. | *In one episode he met a girl just like him, but he didn't make his move in time and she dumped him for some pretty boy. Now he'll probably be a 40-year old virgin. | ||
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Revision as of 20:54, 28 November 2009
This article is filed under Characters.The former Pewter City Gym Leader-turned-pervert who cooks great food. His specialty is Rock-type Pokemon, which is totally not an innuendo for his perversion.
After being "beaten" by Ash, he is reminded of how he is still a virgin, so he sets off with Ash and Misty to get the girl of his dreams.
He loves DUH LADIES
Likes
- Boobs
- Masturbating
- Cum
- Being a perv.
- Hentai
- Fishing Pole Mai
- SNK (For making Mai Shiranui in the first place.)
Dislikes
- Babies
- Gay Sex
Liked by
Disliked By
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Brock will continue to look at this until they pop out.
- The girls who he spies on, especially Nurse Joy.
Trivia
- Don't even think about what his eyes are like opened.
- Every once in a while, he cooks dinner for King Harkinian, which The King enjoys very much.
- 40% of the time, Brock falls victim to gay sex traps, which might explain why his eyes are always shut.
- It's rumored that squinting your eyes constantly like Brock does will give you the power to see through women's clothes.
- Surprisingly, Brock is not a pedophile and doesn't even look at younger girls, which probably explains why he has no attraction towards Misty whatsoever despite traveling with her for the first few seasons.
- Has made multiple guest appearances on various cooking shows across the Food Network.
- Was replaced by a square named Tracey Sketchit in the second season, who then proceeded to be
killed offput on a bus later. - Was once raped by Professor Ivy. Ironically enough, he did not enjoy it.
- Has been known to mistake rice balls for donuts.
- In one episode he met a girl just like him, but he didn't make his move in time and she dumped him for some pretty boy. Now he'll probably be a 40-year old virgin.
- Not to be confused with Brock Samson.
