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| − | *It's a stone, Luigi. You Didn't Make It | + | *It's a stone, Luigi. You Didn't Make It!! |
| − | **It's a football! I chiseled it! | + | **It's a football!! I chiseled it!!! |
| + | ***Well?! What are [[you]] waiting for? Throw me a p[[ass]]!! | ||
| + | ****It's even official size!!! | ||
| + | *****But [[no]]t official ''weight!!!'' | ||
| + | *There are thirty-[[two]] teams in the NFL (which is the professional sports league for this sport). | ||
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Revision as of 21:12, 17 November 2009
American Football is a sport played with 22 total people, and 11 per team, though less people can play than that. The object of the game is for the offense to reach the opponent's end-zone, which is a touchdown (worth 6 points, or 7 in casual games). The offense must at least make it 10 yards for a 1st down in 4 plays, otherwise it is turned-over, and the other team gets the ball.
The sport is famously featured in the Super Mario World episode "The Yoshi Shuffle", where Mario thought that it would be a great way to teach the Cave Men organization and teamwork, after Stone Luigi chucked a stone football at him. Sadly, that didn't work, since the cave men are utter retards. Meanwhile, Luigi was turned into an Egg by Wizardheimer, and was used as a football in a game between the Dome Heads and the Koopa Carcass Crushers (won by the Dome Heads 7 to a big, fat, egg-shaped 0).
