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*Surprisingly, Brock is not a pedophile and doesn't even look at younger girls, which probably explains why he has no attraction towards Misty whatsoever despite traveling with her for the first few seasons.  
 
*Surprisingly, Brock is not a pedophile and doesn't even look at younger girls, which probably explains why he has no attraction towards Misty whatsoever despite traveling with her for the first few seasons.  
 
*Has made multiple guest appearances on various cooking shows across the ''Food Network.''
 
*Has made multiple guest appearances on various cooking shows across the ''Food Network.''
*Was replaced by a square named Tracey Sketchit in the second season, who then proceeded to [[Die|be killed off]] later.
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*Was replaced by a square named Tracey Sketchit in the second season, who then proceeded to be <strike>[[Die|killed off]]</strike> put on a bus later.
 
*Was once raped by Professor Ivy.
 
*Was once raped by Professor Ivy.
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*Has been known to mistake rice balls for donuts.
  
 
[[Image:GirlsBravoMorphAnimationFairGame.gif|frame|right|Brock will continue to look at this until they pop out.]]
 
[[Image:GirlsBravoMorphAnimationFairGame.gif|frame|right|Brock will continue to look at this until they pop out.]]

Revision as of 01:00, 28 August 2009

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The former Pewter City Gym Leader-turned-pervert who cooks great food. His specialty is Rock-type Pokemon, which is totally not an innuendo for his perversion.

After being "beaten" by Ash, he is reminded of how he is still a virgin, so he sets off with Ash and Misty to get the girl of his dreams.

He loves DUH LADIES

Likes

Dislikes

  • Babies
  • Gay Sex

Liked by

Disliked by

  • The girls who he spies on, especially Nurse Joy.

Trivia

  • Don't even think about what his eyes are like opened.
  • Every once in a while, he cooks dinner for King Harkinian, which The King enjoys very much.
  • 40% of the time, Brock falls victim to gay sex traps, which might explain why his eyes are always shut.
  • It's rumored that squinting your eyes constantly like Brock does will give you the power to see through women's clothes.
  • Surprisingly, Brock is not a pedophile and doesn't even look at younger girls, which probably explains why he has no attraction towards Misty whatsoever despite traveling with her for the first few seasons.
  • Has made multiple guest appearances on various cooking shows across the Food Network.
  • Was replaced by a square named Tracey Sketchit in the second season, who then proceeded to be killed off put on a bus later.
  • Was once raped by Professor Ivy.
  • Has been known to mistake rice balls for donuts.
File:GirlsBravoMorphAnimationFairGame.gif
Brock will continue to look at this until they pop out.