Power Rangers MEGAMEAT

This article is about a notable YouTube Poop.

Description

Power Rangers MEGAMEAT is an ongoing Youtube Poop Duel "series" between Combuskenisawesome and MAZZ0Murder, in which the source material used is Power Rangers Megaforce...which uses source material itself from Tensou Sentai Goseiger. There are two different stories told. In the Combuskenisawesomeverse the rangers attempt to save the world from a sort of evil alien group known as Warstar...when they're not fighting themselves, sending Earth to Hell, or trying to obtain their own nefarious ways. In the MAZZ0Murderverse the roles of the heroes and villains are switched. As such the MEGAMEAT Rangers are trying to destroy Earth while Warstar is trying to save it. All the same characters appear in both universes, but may have vastly different roles.

Characters

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GO GO MEGAMEAT!

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EARTH SURRENDER! NEVER DEFENDERS!

Rangers

• Troy (MEGAMEAT Pink/Red)

In the Combuskenisawesomeverse, Troy, all luck and no skill. He suffers from neuropathy and has very unusual dreams. Some of which are able to combat and defeat him. Troy is later seen training to be able to battle his dreams. He has been noted for his ability to think through situations... excessively. To the point where the number of enemies becomes overwhelming. The results can go either way, but he tends to wait until the enemies get bored and leave. Even more peculiar, he has run into a fourth wall of sorts as he once ran into an episode title causing the end of it to stick to him (D"). Troy starts to show a darker side of him as he cooks up a plan in which he is able to send Earth to hell. Shortly after this others seemingly become away of his evil presence, and can tell just by looking at him closely that they should not cross him, forced to bend to his will, and must apologize profusely in the event they offend him.

In the MAZZ0Murderverse, Troy is the evil team leader of the MEGAMEAT rangers assembled by Earth's ancient evil, Gosei. Maybe the most psychotic of the rangers, he will do whatever it takes to destroy Earth. However, he has a fatal flaw in that he has severe short-term memory loss to the point where he can forget a situation in a second and open fire on his teammates, assuming them to be enemies. Creepox and Jordan are the only ones who seem to be truly bothered by this trait as Troy cannot remember either of their names. Jordan especially becomes frustrated by this as Troy tells him "you should be Jake" in Jake's absence, and later "You should be Robo-Jake Knight".

• Jake (MEGAMEAT Pink/Black)

In the Combuskenisawesomeverse, Jake, of boundless athletsiasm and enthusism, is mainly known for his pining after Gia and tendency to wind up flat on his back, prompting a double cry of concern from his fellow rangers. He doesn't believe in believing in oneself, but about muscles, which would explain his lack of battle skill.

In the MAZZ0Murderverse, Jake is a perilous, carefully-selected, boundless, snake who is the evil muscle of the MEGAMEAT rangers with an insatiable bloodlust. He himself died during the battle with Virax, though he was eventually revived by Noah, at which point he murdered his temporary replacement and rejoined the team.

• Gia (MEGAMEAT Pink/Yellow)

In the Combuskenisawesomeverse, Gia is tense under pressure, and her existence is questionable, especially when Troy's power enables her existence state to constantly change.

In the MAZZ0Murderverse, Gia is a member of the MEGAMEAT rangers.

• Noah (MEGAMEAT Pink/Blue)

In the Combuskenisawesomeverse, Noah has a thirst for cum but he always gets the beef. Due to constantly being on the butt end of jokes and harm, he decides to expose the team to toxic chemical fumes to make their jobs as Power Rangers harder. He was in a brief sexual relationship with the monster Psychotick which ended when a tickle fight culminated in the poor guy growing giant and exploding while Delu-Knight did nothing to help.

In the MAZZ0Murderverse, Noah is the evil brains of the MEGAMEAT rangers. He has a close bond with Jake, having handled his ass and also working to revive his compatriot after an untimely death. After this, he has seemingly become interested in "toxic chemicals", which he invites Robo-Jordan Knight to do with him.

• Emma (MEGAMEAT Yellow/Pink)

In the Combuskenisawesomeverse, Emma is a very passive-aggressive ranger who dedicates herself to saying the right rude or mean thing at the right time. It is unknown whether this is natural of her or if she is continually upset at how Gosei made everyone except her the Pink Ranger when Pink is her favorite color. This is despite the quick evolution of the suits to match stock footage, where to the viewer, ironically, her yellow suit appears pink. However, even her mean ability has its limits, as the skill couldn't stop Troy from warping her to joining his plan to destroy Earth by contributing her deadly singing.

In the MAZZ0Murderverse, Emma is a member of the MEGAMEAT rangers. She has a terrible, cacophonous voice, and was one of the first people for Troy to forget about and attack. She also has the desire to destroy everything beautiful. She will go as far as using a powered up Phoenix Shot to take down a butterfly.

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TOASTER!

• Delu-Knight/Robo-Jordan Knight

In the Combuskenisawesomeverse, Delu-Knight is a robotic warrior born when toxic chemical fumes cause the rangers to hallucinate and the delusion power concentrate became channeled through Troy's dream/reality melding ability. He is shown to be rather sudden to attack but ultimately naive. This naiveté ends up putting him in conflict with the other rangers when his idealistic heroic views are shown to contrast with the far more cynical and selfish views of the rangers. As such, when faced with a monster that was formerly human, Troy had to use his mental powers to force him to make the kill.

In the MAZZ0Murderverse, Robo-Jordan Knight, or Jordan, is a cyborg Gosei created from the remains of Jordan following his death at the hands of Jake. Prior to becoming a drafted robot, he was a drafted ranger (MEGAMEAT Black a.k.a. The Other Ranger a.k.a. The Toaster Ranger), with his popularity scheme of pretending to be a ranger backfiring when he was given the MEGAMEAT Black powers to replace the recently deceased Jake. He still holds a grudge against the rangers for this as well as his death and resurrection, which forced him back into a MEAT Ranger position. Yet, this asset also allows him to fire at Troy in the instances that Troy forgets who he is. He has a fear of axes due to it being the murder weapon Jake used on him.

Warstar

• Admiral Malkor

In the Combuskenisawesomeverse, Malkor is the leader of Warstar, which under his command has proven to be very inept at the prime objective of conquering or destroying Earth (to the point of being upstaged by two of the MEGAMEAT rangers at one point) with his commanding ability being either angry shouting, or poor/vague instructions given to his subordinates. He is uncaring about his subordinates, even going as far as to never bother learning the name of Beezara, and when the Earth was briefly in Hell, briefly gave up altogether.

In the MAZZ0Murderverse, He is the grand leader of the Warstar fleet. He comes to Earth and sends out Creepox to investigate the planet to find that it needs protection from the recently revived ancient evil, Gosei. He sends his trusted allies in battle to take on the MEGAMEAT Rangers, but quickly discovers that they pose more of a threat than he imagined. As a result, Malkor seeks help from Mr. Burley to find a way to defeat MEGAMEAT and an alliance is born. Malkor also allows Vrak and Creepox to try and come up with ways to stop the rangers, and in one instance, MEGAMEAT Black is destroyed. His victories are often only short lived as the MEGAMEAT Rangers manage to strengthen their forces with Jordan, later the revived Robo-Jordan Knight, and the resurrection of Jake. After Creepox suffers a stroke in battle, Malkor refuses to except that Creepox is still alive. He goes as far to refer to him as "Destroyed Creepox" when speaking to him, but never truly excepting he's actually alive.

• Vrak

In the Combuskenisawesomeverse, Vrak is the second-in-command of Warstar. He has an affinity for stroganaff and despite his plots and plans, still ends up exposed as the coward he is, often running away from battles when it becomes clear the rangers will defeat him. He often explains things poorly and his primary asset is an immunity to unpleasant sounds.

In the MAZZ0Murderverse, Vrak is Warstars's main tactician. He gets deeply involved in his studies of the MEGAMEAT Rangers in hopes to find a way to take them down. Sometimes obsessively so. Once Mr. Burley allies himself with Warstar, they often work together to further this progress. This leads to the discovery and alliance with the Toxic Mutants.

• Creepox

In the Combuskenisawesomeverse, Creepox is a Warstar general who showed his utmost loyalty to Warstar upon Troy and Emma destroying Earth and sending it to Hell. He discovered a love for meat (particularly steak) and singlehandedly launched a plan to resurrect Earth, albeit at the cost of his own life. Thus, ensuring that Malkor would un-give up the goal of conquest and Warstar would continue now that there was an Earth back to conquer.

In the MAZZ0Murderverse, Creepox is strong, compassionate, and deeply devoted to what he sees as his duty to protect the Earth. Despite the constant irritation of Troy forgetting his name, Creepox remains polite and kind. He goes so far as to intervene in a bullying situation to try and make small contributions to better Earth as well. Creepox later suffers from a stroke when battling the MEGAMEAT Rangers and is forced to retreat when he becomes overpowered. Though still active, he still suffers from some side effects of his stroke as well as not having his existence acknowledged by Malkor who doesn't believe Creepox is alive anymore.

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Yes, I'm convinced-

• Mr. Burley (MEGAVEGGIE) (MAZZ0Murderverse)

Known on Earth as a science teacher in the same high school as the MEGAMEAT Rangers, Mr. Burley is approached to join Warstar early in the battle against MEGAMEAT. Wanting the world safe from evil as well, Mr. Burley enlists the help of Yuffo who is able to successfully defeat the MEGAMEAT Rangers for a time. He works diligently with Vrak to find ways to stop the evil rangers, which leads to the alliance with the Toxic Mutants. Mr. Burley is also able to develop his own ranger powers at this time to become MEGAVEGGIE so that he might fight the rangers head to head in combat. He is armed with the Veggie Bow, Veggie Axe, and the Veggie Toaster. In a confrontation with Robo-Jordan Knight, Mr. Burley discovers that Robo-Jordan Knight seems to fear the Veggie Axe.

• Beezara (Combuskenisawesomeverse)

Beezara is a top general in Warstar, or would have been if it weren't for Malkor's apathy for her, resulting in her being called names with Ruth and Barry. After suffering a bout of this abuse in the middle of a mission, she went into despair and decided to sabotage the plan to destroy the rangers by sucking out Emma and Gia's bad feelings as well as unparalyzing the male rangers (which proved to not even work because the world hates her). The rangers still pulled through and even following a resurrection she didn't want, the rangers finally destroyed her for good, finally freeing her from her miserable life.

• Bigs

In the Combuskenisawesomeverse, Bigs is one of the toxic mutants born when toxic chemical fumes cause the rangers to hallucinate and the delusion power concentrate became channeled through Troy's dream/reality melding ability. He doesn't like humans because Jake disproved his belief about humans not lifting their fingers by lifting his finger.

In the MAZZ0Murderverse, Bigs is is the "brains" of the two Toxic Mutant leaders who were discovered by Vrak and Mr. Burley. He . Bigs quickly allied with Warstar since he was already convinced that the MEGAMEAT Rangers needed to be stopped. In combat, he is able to deflect most of Troys attacks to his blubber-like body. He also seems to suffer from his own short-memory issues as he will, like Troy, ask "Who are you?" every so often.

• Bluefur

In the Combuskenisawesomeverse, Bluefur is one of the toxic mutants born when toxic chemical fumes cause the rangers to hallucinate and the delusion power concentrate became channeled through Troy's dream/reality melding ability.

In the MAZZ0Murderverse, Bluefur is discovered when Vrak is studying him pooping. Seemingly less intelligent than Bigs, Bluefur is the brawn of the two Toxic Mutant leaders. However his is still able to see the problems the MEGAMEAT Rangers are causing and allies with Warstar. He has shown his fearsome power against the MEGAMEAT Rangers only once.

Others

• Narrator

In both universes, he typically goes off on tangents about OUR WORLD and the premise of the series. His speaking becomes less coherent and understandable if he ever veers off the subject of OUR WORLD.

• Ernie

In both universes, runs a juice shop in the mall that the rangers hang out at. Has a Gabumon fursuit and cup-repairing powers in the Combuskenisawesomeverse.

• Mr. Burley (Combuskenisawesomeverse version)

An eccentric teacher who gives out quizzes he insists on calling "tests". He enjoys peeping on public fuckers, atomic energy, and hitting students (and himself) with a rake. After exposure to an atomic toaster of his own design, he eventually turns into a monster that can freeze people (temporarily) by eating their shadows and is slain by Delu-Knight, under the control of Troy.

• Jordan (Combuskenisawesomeverse version)

A guy who despite not being one of the rangers, is accused as being a faker (presumably Emma started this as part of her meanness) despite constant explanation that he is not a MEGAMEAT ranger.

• Gosei

In both universes, the being who gives the carefully-selected MEGAMEAT Rangers their powers and gives them weapon and Zord upgrades from time to time. Tends to be unhelpful and jerky outside of that though.

• Tensou

In both universes, a constantly malfunctioning and stuttering robot.

• Bus Driver

In both universes, he drove the bus that Troy took to his first day at Harwood County School. He becomes explosively frustrated at Troy in the Combuskenisawesomeverse while in the MAZZ0verse he never gets to that point due to Troy blowing up the bus as revealed in a Gaiden episode.

• Hot Dog Vendor & Construction Worker

In both universes, the Construction Worker is buying a hot dog from the Hot Dog vendor. Possibly may re-appear in the MAZZ0Murderverse or they might not.

Episodes

Combuskenisawesomeverse

• MEGAMEAT 01- DREAMLAND GOES NUTS; GET OFF THE BUS, TROY!
• MEGAMEAT 02- GREAT GOOGILY MOOGILY! JAKE UNLEASHES HIS SNAKE.
• MEGAMEAT 03- LIFE IS BUT A GAME; BE CAREFUL, NOAH!
• MEGAMEAT 04- DREAMING OF A MEDIUM-RARE RANGER; TROY GOES TUBTHUMPING!
• MEGAMEAT 05- A FATEFUL MEATING; THE BALEFUL BALLAD OF BEEZARA!
• MEGAMEAT 06- DlSNEY RETURNS! TROY GETS SICK OF OUR WORLD!
• MEGAMEAT 07- CREEPOX'S SACRIFICE; THE RESURRECTION OF EARTH
• MEGAMEAT 08- THE IMAGINED THREAT! GIA'S QUESTIONABLE EXISTENCE
• MEGAMEAT 09- THE MACHINATIONS OF TROY; PLAN TWO FROM OUTER SPACE!
• MEGAMEAT 10- THE STRANGE CASE OF MR. BURLEY; A WEDGE BETWEEN HEROES
• MEGAMEAT 11- BRAIN AND BRAIN; WHAT IS VRAK'S BRAIN?!
• MEGAMEAT 12- THE LASTEST THINGS ALIVE; THE DESOLATION OF NOAH
• MEGAMEAT 13- ALL-IN-ONE NIGHTMARE; THE VILE OF EMMA!

MAZZ0Murderverse

• MEGAMEAT 01- MEGAMEAT ATTACKS! SAVE US WARSTAR!
• MEGAMEAT 02: REMEMBER US TROY! WARSTAR GAINS THE UPPERHAND!
• MEGAMEAT 03: MEGAMEAT'S MASSACRE! STOP THEM, VIRAX!
• MEGAMEAT 04: FLYING RIDER KICK! A NEW RANGER IS BORN!
• MEGAMEAT 05: GOSEI'S SAUCE UNLEASHED! WARSTAR LOSES GROUND!
• MEGAMEAT 06: THE GREAT CACOPHONY! EMMA'S TERRIBLE VOICE!
• MEGAMEAT 07: HEROIC BATTLE! TRAGIC LOSS FOR EARTH'S DEFENDERS!
• MEGAMEAT 08: STRUGGLE FOR POWER! TWO RANGER AWAKEN!
• MEGAMEAT 09: ¡NO COMPRENDE! ROBO-JORDAN FEARS THE AXE!
• MEGAMEAT 10: PREPARE FOR DESTRUCTION! JORDAN'S FURY!
• MEGAMEAT 11: ULTRA MEAT RISING! DON'T GIVE UP, VRAK!
• MEGAMEAT 12: TROY LAUGHS! OUR WORLD TREMBLES!
• MEGAMEAT 13: EMMA'S DREAMS! OUR NIGHTMARES!
• Coming soon: MEGAMEAT 14: REMEMBER US! CREEPOX FORCE'S COUNTER STRIKE!

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