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|1stmade=[http://youtubepoop.com/nextgs-most-random-video-ever/ NextG's Most Random Video Ever!]
 
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'''NextG''' is a YouTube Pooper (duh) who has an eclectic, very unique style of pooping. He has an entire 45-episode YTP series entitled ''NextG Poop''. Due to delays of releasing episodes and special programs, he ended the series and his pooping in general on a triumphant note in 2012, but is still active, frequently making other types of videos. NextG has also formed his own film company, '''Cameo Films''', and made a short film for it, ''Virtual Temptation''. He also really likes British television.
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Two years after making the last episode of ''NextG Poop'', due to high demand he announced the release of ''NextG's Ancient Prophecies''. The poop was planned to be released earlier in the year, but the channel was abandoned for three months. Eventually, it was revealed that not only does he have craploads of college work, the hard drive where he keeps his files stopped working and must be taken to get the files off of it due to "reasons that are probably not explainable to anyone who doesn't know much about hard drives." The future of NextG is very unclear, and mostly depends on if he gets the files off soon or if he can get the files off in general.
  
 
==Style==
 
==Style==
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NextG's style has been said to be hard to copy. His pooping work is very unique in that his choice of sources are endless and are very eclectic. He is also valid proof that you ''can'' use your own voice in a poop, frequently doing so to do transitions ("Meanwhile, not far away...") or other comedic parts in his videos. The description of "NextG's Most Random Video Ever!" sums up his poops well--they're often "a bunch of things compiled into one video, all completely random and stupid."
  
 
===Preferred Methods===
 
===Preferred Methods===
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[[File:Real Life NextG.jpg|200px|thumb|Right|NextG masters the selfie.]]
 
:''NOTE: Not all methods are included and not all methods are used in all videos.''
 
:''NOTE: Not all methods are included and not all methods are used in all videos.''
 
:'''''BOLD''' items indicate items not on the [[Poopisms]] list.
 
:'''''BOLD''' items indicate items not on the [[Poopisms]] list.
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*'''BONUS!''': ''First introduced in ''[[NextG Presents a Half-Hour of Happy!]]'', this involves the use of the Dr. Rabbit "ASS" followed by the word "BONUS!" appearing on-screen with a bonus-like sound effect. Sometimes, catchy catchphrases (such as "Choosing the freshest PENIS is key") will also get BONUSes.
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*'''BONUS!''': First introduced in ''NextG Presents a Half-Hour of Happy!'', this involves the use of Dr. Rabbit saying "ASS" followed by the word "BONUS!" appearing on-screen with a "bling". Sometimes, catchy catchphrases (such as "Choosing the freshest PENIS is key") will also get BONUSes.
 
*Ear Rape (sparingly)
 
*Ear Rape (sparingly)
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*'''(Nonsense) Marvelous Musical Montages''': ''In essence, NextG's version of [[YTPMV]]s. A montage of video clips is set to a random piece of music. There are several examples of this in ''[[User:NextG/NextG (What Doesn't Kill Ya Makes Ya) Poop|NXGWDKYMYP]]''.
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*'''(Nonsense) Marvelous Musical Montages''': In essence, NextG's version of [[YTPMV]]s. A montage of video clips is set to a random piece of music. There are several examples of this in ''[[User:NextG/NextG (What Doesn't Kill Ya Makes Ya) Poop|NXGWDKYMYP]]''.
 
*Mysterious Zoom
 
*Mysterious Zoom
 
*Needless Close-Up
 
*Needless Close-Up
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*Stare Down
 
*Stare Down
 
*Stutter Loop
 
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*'''Stutter Loop Speedup/Slowdown''': ''Basically the same thing as a Stutter Loop, but is gradually sped up and then slowed down again.''
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*WTF? Kid
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*'''Stutter Loop Speedup/Slowdown''': Basically the same thing as a Stutter Loop, but is gradually sped up and then slowed down again.
 
*Vanilla Poop
 
*Vanilla Poop
 
*'''Video Head''': During a sequence, the screen suddenly freezes and one of the characters in the scene has a new video image plastered over his/her head. This is accompanied by the "Zero Points Fast Money Buzzer." Usually, the screen zooms up to the image until it fills the screen.
 
*'''Video Head''': During a sequence, the screen suddenly freezes and one of the characters in the scene has a new video image plastered over his/her head. This is accompanied by the "Zero Points Fast Money Buzzer." Usually, the screen zooms up to the image until it fills the screen.
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*[[Seconteen13]]
 
*[[Glitchboyadvance]]
 
*[[Glitchboyadvance]]
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*[[SkyGuy16]]
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*[[RetroNauseaTV]]
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*[[FromtheWordsofBR]]
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*[[Brillemeister]]
  
 
==Poop Listing==
 
==Poop Listing==
 
===[[User:NextG/NextG Poop|NextG Poop]]===
 
===[[User:NextG/NextG Poop|NextG Poop]]===
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# [http://youtubepoop.com/nextg-poop-free-to-be/ Free to Be]
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* 1. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z7-_Res-Ck Free to Be...], the first episode of ''NextG Poop''
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# [http://youtubepoop.com/nextg-poop-eat-my-foot-and-die-you-loser/ Eat My Foot and Die You Loser.]
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* 2. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEzpxESf4CU Eat My Foot and Die You Loser.]
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# [http://youtubepoop.com/now-remember-billy-only-retards-wear-their-collars-up/ Now Remember Billy, Only Retards Wear Their Collars Up]
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* 3. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtNXRyMaXWw Now Remember Billy, Only Retards Wear Their Collars Up], a protest against YouTube's harsh copyright system using entirely public domain sources
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# [http://youtubepoop.com/nextg-poop-sledgehammers-and-audiotapes/ Sledgehammers and Audiotapes]
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* 4. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC4lcu60CNg Sledgehammers and Audiotapes]
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# [http://youtubepoop.com/nextg-poop-stuff-happens-while-i-play-unfitting-music/ Stuff Happens While I Play Unfitting Music]
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* 5. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6N5umPcjto Stuff Happens While I Play Unfitting Music], what NextG himself dubs his worst poop
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# [http://youtubepoop.com/the-instructional-video-on-how-to-get-through-the-hotels/ The Instructional Video on How to Get Through the Hotels]
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* 6. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G04aVBwqI80 The Instructional Video on How to Get Through the Hotels]
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# [http://youtubepoop.com/nextg-poop-and-a-hap-hap-happy-day-to-you-too/ And a Hap-Hap-Happy Day to You Too]
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* 7. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLGmBnAgR7c And a Hap-Hap-Happy Day to You, Too!]
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# [http://youtubepoop.com/wheres-sara-when-you-really-need-her/ Where's Sara When You Really Need Her?]
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* 8. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJJn1OZXnHw Where's Sara When You Really Need Her?]
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* 9. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntNqVVMMWTM NextG Poop Was Found in the Local Funeral Home]
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* 10. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IAa18uSGMM Give Your NextG Poop a Shot of Adrenaline]
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* 11. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IobehW_9ajo One Man's Trash is Another Man's NextG Poop]
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* 12. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy8VvmrPkpU I Will Not Use "D-I-E" in the Title of a NextG Poop]
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* 13. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmlzCpc5Lb4 The First Rule About NextG Poop is...], a collaboration with [[Seconteen13]]
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* 14. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNdHjxiNoTQ NextG Poop is Known to Kill VCRs], a different kind of poop made entirely on a VCR
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* 15. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh5K5wcIQLU These Are the Voyages of NextG Poop]
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* 16. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nlgvMcWmA0 The NextG Poop NewsHour]
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* 17. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-d6yUUnQzc People Fall Down in NextG Poop]
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* 18. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCkFimX2dII Shake Your NextG Poop Tail]
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* 19. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPqbYCSfvds NextG Poop...It's What's for Dinner]
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* 20. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuYBqJQdtsg Even Soul Reapers Prefer NextG Poop]
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* 21. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zoz-6KpZ2iE All Your NextG Poop Are Belong to Pink Boys], a tribute to captainpinkboy
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* 22. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1IqhOIdSD8 NextG Poop is Immune from the Writers' Strike]
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* 23. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUn2hGdnok4 Is It Live or is It NextG Poop?]
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* 24. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbT6_K8opx4 The World-Famous Star-Studded NextG Poop]
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* 25. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX6v8wtHgpY We'll Be Right Back After We Take a NextG Poop]
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* 26. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_jnR_ooKe8 Secret Confessions of NextG Poop]
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* 27. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyxStghanIo NextG Poop at Home]
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* 28. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcZN7GjZzoY NextG Poop Knows Where You Live]
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* 29. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLI_BhILr0I A Simple Plan for NextG Poop]
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* 30. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YZh-FWQ88Q What NextG Poop Says, NextG Poop Does]
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* 31. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AkoJlUjlew My NextG Poop is Bigger Than Yours!]
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* 32. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxBA5-ZEn_0 A NextG Poop...Shaken, Not Stirred]
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* 33. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5DDJerJUdQ The Life and Times of NextG Poop]
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* 34. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsayJlhBmlE Don't Tell Me NextG Poop Don't Matter!]
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* 35. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGtzudMHMJU If the NextG Poop Fits]
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* 36. A NextG Poop's Work is Never Done
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** [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGvjDm7a24s Part 1]
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** [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfKzV2GThOI Part 2]
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* 37. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn10AxEDkc0 The NextG Poop Factor]
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* 38. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5TX_Y_VdWc Something to Do with NextG Poop]
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* 39. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1pJ5pveP48 All NextG Poop are Created Equal]
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* 40. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4hCgZouLKc The Importance of Being NextG Poop]
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* 41. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrRkgabX2NY There Goes a NextG Poop]
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* 42. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKy6i7adBEA Not the Nine O'Clock NextG Poop Caper]
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* 43. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rZ3rU73Bcg NextG Poop and the Hands of Fate (Semi-Starring Amy Rose!)]
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* 44. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vnnn0Bl9zM NextG Poop's Salad Days]
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* 45. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RClKUC1p78s NextG Poop and the (Supposedly) Last Crusade], the final episode of ''NextG Poop'', and NextG's last poop in general. It ends with a homage to the last scene of "NextG's Most Random Video Ever!"
  
 
===Special Programs===
 
===Special Programs===
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* ''[http://youtubepoop.com/nextgs-most-random-video-ever/ NextG's Most Random Video Ever!]'', the original pilot.
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* '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggiX-GHEYOM NextG's Most Random Video Ever!]''', the pilot episode of ''NextG Poop''
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* '''NextG's Big Show What a Thrill Congratulations!''', a 3-part, 24-minute poop.
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* '''[[User:NextG/NextG's Big Show What a Thrill Congratulations!|NextG's Big Show What a Thrill Congratulations!]]'''
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#[http://youtubepoop.com/nextgs-big-show-what-a-thrill-congratulations-13/ Part 1]
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** [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCquL1AY1No Part 1]
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#[http://youtubepoop.com/nextgs-big-show-what-a-thrill-congratulations-23/ Part 2]
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** [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDor3S-0KGs Part 2]
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#[http://youtubepoop.com/nextgs-big-show-what-a-thrill-congratulations-33/ Part 3]
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** [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRCXILXMSe0 Part 3]
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* '''NextG (What Doesn't Kill Ya Makes Ya) Poop''', the second 3-part poop.
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* '''[[User:NextG/NextG (What Doesn't Kill Ya Makes Ya) Poop|NextG (What Doesn't Kill Ya Makes Ya) Poop]]'''
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#[http://youtubepoop.com/nextg-what-doesnt-kill-ya-makes-ya-poop-13/ Part 1]
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abwxN5WDsmY Part 1]
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#[http://youtubepoop.com/nextg-what-doesnt-kill-ya-makes-ya-poop-23/ Part 2]  
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU8u8l3u6r8 Part 2]
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#[http://youtubepoop.com/nextg-what-doesnt-kill-ya-makes-ya-poop-33/ Part 3]
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbzn4EU2jWU Part 3]
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* '''NextG Christmas Tape 2008'''
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** [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWOo_ngoqCw Part 1]
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** [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo2XaF8scU0 Part 1]
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* '''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK9r8guUM3w At the Crossroads Addendum]''', a collaboration with [[RetroNauseaTV]]
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* '''NextG Presents a Half-Hour of Happy!'''
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NptrrETkD5I‎ Part 1]
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlLCFl7yEJs Part 2]
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUtEzPyVt2s‎ Part 3]
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* '''Everybody Now!''', an hour-long collaboration special between many fans. Sadly, part 3 has been taken down for copyright.
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rPcBYkgois Part 1]
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DHshktA0fQ Part 2]
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** Part 3
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-6rpOCwbIM Part 4]
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t0t4BTeeEI Part 5]
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlfTqjAbDHI Part 6]
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* '''NextG Poop Remix'''
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvCmzPheL84 Part 1]
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKccklY4TPY‎ Part 2]
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg-Xhm2ghwM Part 3]
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* '''Will Smith Trilogy''', a continuation of a scene in "Something to Do with NextG Poop"
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nycn_DBB8n8 Part 1]
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi4Fhu_phx0 Part 2]
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtB0UbaZHYA Part 3]
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* '''KYTV''', a NextG-ified homage to the BBC series of the same name.
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En394clSVqY The SuperMaraca Sweep!]
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTEopecufDY‎ Kyrisis in Kyrzahkztan!]
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuAa3zpu4FY On Your Marc!]
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* '''The Prelinger Trilogy''', three videos made for college that still were worthy of uploading to his fans and are composed entirely of public domain footage from the Prelinger Archives.
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8yrmYe09Q8 The Invisible Danger], a faux-newsreel related to ebola
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8yrmYe09Q8 A Good Cup of Good Coffee], which walks a line between a (Nonsense) Marvelous Musical Montage and plunderphonics.
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9p4qokQIEg Typical City], another (Nonsense) Marvelous Musical Montage masquerading as a faux-short film.
  
 
==Other Information==
 
==Other Information==
 
===Links===
 
===Links===
 
*[[User:NextG|Profile page]]
 
*[[User:NextG|Profile page]]
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*[http://youtubepoop.com/pooper/Nextg Youtube Poop Directory Listing]
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*[http://youtube.com/user/Nextg YouTube account]
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*[http://youtube.com/user/Nextg  Youtube Account]
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*[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebAnimation/NextGPoop TV Tropes page]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB0F8F3C8658F2598 All his main poops in one playlist]
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*[https://www.facebook.com/mattderojas NextG's Facebook]
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*[https://twitter.com/mattderojas NextG's Twitter]

Latest revision as of 05:13, 28 July 2016

NicePooper.jpg This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.
Vhsico.jpg This person is an Analogue Pooper.
NiceBoomer2.jpg This pooper started during late 2006 - early 2007, when YouTube Poop experienced a boom in popularity.
Hiatus.png This pooper is on Hiatus and will not be making poops for the time being.

Nextg print aug07.png

Name: NextG
Real Name: Matt de Rojas
Sex: Male
Country: USA

First Poop: NextG's Most Random Video Ever!
Preferred Sources: VHS, YouTube, production music, live television feed from VCR
Preferred Methods: WTF? Kid, YTPMV, Stutter Loop, Video Head
Preferred Software: Final Cut Express, Adobe After Effects

{{#ev:youtube|ggiX-GHEYOM|320}}NextG's Most Random Video Ever!

NextG is a YouTube Pooper (duh) who has an eclectic, very unique style of pooping. He has an entire 45-episode YTP series entitled NextG Poop. Due to delays of releasing episodes and special programs, he ended the series and his pooping in general on a triumphant note in 2012, but is still active, frequently making other types of videos. NextG has also formed his own film company, Cameo Films, and made a short film for it, Virtual Temptation. He also really likes British television.

Two years after making the last episode of NextG Poop, due to high demand he announced the release of NextG's Ancient Prophecies. The poop was planned to be released earlier in the year, but the channel was abandoned for three months. Eventually, it was revealed that not only does he have craploads of college work, the hard drive where he keeps his files stopped working and must be taken to get the files off of it due to "reasons that are probably not explainable to anyone who doesn't know much about hard drives." The future of NextG is very unclear, and mostly depends on if he gets the files off soon or if he can get the files off in general.

Style[edit]

NextG's style has been said to be hard to copy. His pooping work is very unique in that his choice of sources are endless and are very eclectic. He is also valid proof that you can use your own voice in a poop, frequently doing so to do transitions ("Meanwhile, not far away...") or other comedic parts in his videos. The description of "NextG's Most Random Video Ever!" sums up his poops well--they're often "a bunch of things compiled into one video, all completely random and stupid."

Preferred Methods[edit]

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NextG masters the selfie.
NOTE: Not all methods are included and not all methods are used in all videos.
BOLD items indicate items not on the Poopisms list.
  • BONUS!: First introduced in NextG Presents a Half-Hour of Happy!, this involves the use of Dr. Rabbit saying "ASS" followed by the word "BONUS!" appearing on-screen with a "bling". Sometimes, catchy catchphrases (such as "Choosing the freshest PENIS is key") will also get BONUSes.
  • Ear Rape (sparingly)
  • (Nonsense) Marvelous Musical Montages: In essence, NextG's version of YTPMVs. A montage of video clips is set to a random piece of music. There are several examples of this in NXGWDKYMYP.
  • Mysterious Zoom
  • Needless Close-Up
  • Reversing
  • Right There
  • Stare Down
  • Stutter Loop
  • WTF? Kid
  • Stutter Loop Speedup/Slowdown: Basically the same thing as a Stutter Loop, but is gradually sped up and then slowed down again.
  • Vanilla Poop
  • Video Head: During a sequence, the screen suddenly freezes and one of the characters in the scene has a new video image plastered over his/her head. This is accompanied by the "Zero Points Fast Money Buzzer." Usually, the screen zooms up to the image until it fills the screen.
  • Voice of Poop (recently, however, this has fallen into disuse, with the exception of the Robotnik "NO!!!" and "PENIS")

Associates[edit]

Fans[edit]

Poop Listing[edit]

NextG Poop[edit]

Special Programs[edit]

Other Information[edit]

Links[edit]

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