User:NextG

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Hello! Welcome to NextG Project. NextG Project is a multimedia creator and that, of course, includes good ol' YouTube Poop.

I was recently invited to join YouTubePoop.com, and of course I accepted! See what NextG's been doing lately!

Acronyms and abbreviations

• NXGMRVE or RANDOM: NextG's Most Random Video Ever!
• NXGBSWATC or BIG SHOW: NextG's Big Show What a Thrill Congratulations!
• NXGWDKYMYP or (WHAT DOESN'T) KILL YA: NextG (What Doesn't Kill Ya Makes Ya) Poop

NextG Poop

1. FTB or FREE: Free to Be, the first regular installment.
2. EMFADYL or FOOT: Eat My Foot and Die You Loser.
3. NRBORWTCU or BILLY: Now Remember Billy, Only Retards Wear Their Collars Up
4. SAA, SLEDGE, or AUDIOTAPE: Sledgehammers and Audiotapes
5. SHWIPUM or STUFF: Stuff Happens While I Play Unfitting Music, my worst poop. Seriously.
6. TIVOHTGTTH, INSTRUCTIONS, or HOTELS: The Instructional Video on How to Get Through the Hotels, basically the instruction book adapted to video (LOL)
7. AAHHHDTYT or HAPPY: And a Hap-Hap-Happy Day to You Too
8. WSWYRND or SARA: Where's Sara When You Really Need Her?

Quotes and things

• Daffy Duck: Sings Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight? (NXGMRVE)
• Candy Shop Owner (aka Bill): "This is called a rab suoitpmuylididmurcs." (NXGBSWATC)
• Mario: "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, EAT MY SHORT DICK!!!" (TIVOHTGTTH)
• Politician: "We should insist that people in both parties come together to try and solve the problems."
  • Narrator "What this guy doesn't know is that the problems he's talking about are much harder to solve than ever before." (FTB)
• Checkout Scanner: "Please scan the milk on your ass." (NXGWDKYMYP)
• "Do you have smaller portions for children?" "No, but we have larger portions for adults." (NXGBSWATC)
• "We were playing strip poker up yonder by the fishpool." "Do-o-o Jesus! Mama Luigi, gamblin' by my fishpool?! I'll strip poker YOU, sir!" (SAA)
• Bandleader: "I officially welcome all of you to the Piece of Sh*t Finger Band!" (NXGMRVE)
• Mario: "You know what they say...Yippee-ki-yay, motherf***er." (TIVOHTGTTH)
• TV Ted: "I feel so good when I hear a fart!" (NXGBSWATC)
• Harry the Bear: "And now, in true American spirit, we bring you the following." (EMFADYL)
• Danny's Dad: "F*** the Philippines! They can fill up my ass." (SAA)

Please note: NextG Project does not take the same opinion towards the Philippines

• Narrator: "Into the basket the poor tin soldier goes..." (NRBORWTCU)
• Bill: "You look like you were born to be a Wonkerer!" (NXGBSWATC)
  • Off-Screen Man: "Shut up."
• Knuckles: Tails! Get off!! (WSWYRNH)
  • Tails: NO!!!
  • Knuckles: If you're going to grope a girl, have the gallantry to stay in the room with her while you're doing it, hmm?
  • Sonic: Hey you, get off my princess!!
  • Tails: NO!!!
  • Sonic: YOU MUST DIE!!!
  • Soldier: And then he beat the crap outta Tails!
• Punchinello the Clown: Hi, Peter!
  • Peter: (responds with a shocked face)
• Sammy Stephens: Living rooms! Bedrooms! Dinnets! Oh, yeah! You can find 'em! At the market! We're talkin' 'bout Flea Market! Montgomery! It's just like. It's just like. A mini. MAWL.