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NextG

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{{#ev:youtube|ggiX-GHEYOM|320}}NextG's Most Random Video Ever!

NextG is a YouTube Pooper (duh) who has an eclectic, very unique style of pooping. He has an entire 45-episode YTP series entitled NextG Poop. Due to delays of releasing episodes and special programs, he ended the series and his pooping in general on a triumphant note in 2012, but is still active, frequently making other types of videos. NextG has also formed his own film company, Cameo Films, and made a short film for it, Virtual Temptation. He also really likes British television.

Two years after making the last episode of NextG Poop, due to high demand he announced the release of NextG's Ancient Prophecies. The poop was planned to be released earlier in the year, but the channel was abandoned for three months. Eventually, it was revealed that not only does he have craploads of college work, the hard drive where he keeps his files stopped working and must be taken to get the files off of it due to "reasons that are probably not explainable to anyone who doesn't know much about hard drives." The future of NextG is very unclear, and mostly depends on if he gets the files off soon or if he can get the files off in general.

Style[edit]

NextG's style has been said to be hard to copy. His pooping work is very unique in that his choice of sources are endless and are very eclectic. He is also valid proof that you can use your own voice in a poop, frequently doing so to do transitions ("Meanwhile, not far away...") or other comedic parts in his videos. The description of "NextG's Most Random Video Ever!" sums up his poops well--they're often "a bunch of things compiled into one video, all completely random and stupid."

Preferred Methods[edit]

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NextG masters the selfie.
NOTE: Not all methods are included and not all methods are used in all videos.
BOLD items indicate items not on the Poopisms list.
  • BONUS!: First introduced in NextG Presents a Half-Hour of Happy!, this involves the use of Dr. Rabbit saying "ASS" followed by the word "BONUS!" appearing on-screen with a "bling". Sometimes, catchy catchphrases (such as "Choosing the freshest PENIS is key") will also get BONUSes.
  • Ear Rape (sparingly)
  • (Nonsense) Marvelous Musical Montages: In essence, NextG's version of YTPMVs. A montage of video clips is set to a random piece of music. There are several examples of this in NXGWDKYMYP.
  • Mysterious Zoom
  • Needless Close-Up
  • Reversing
  • Right There
  • Stare Down
  • Stutter Loop
  • WTF? Kid
  • Stutter Loop Speedup/Slowdown: Basically the same thing as a Stutter Loop, but is gradually sped up and then slowed down again.
  • Vanilla Poop
  • Video Head: During a sequence, the screen suddenly freezes and one of the characters in the scene has a new video image plastered over his/her head. This is accompanied by the "Zero Points Fast Money Buzzer." Usually, the screen zooms up to the image until it fills the screen.
  • Voice of Poop (recently, however, this has fallen into disuse, with the exception of the Robotnik "NO!!!" and "PENIS")

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