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'''NextG''' is a YouTube Pooper (duh) who has an eclectic, very unique style of pooping. He has an entire 45-episode YTP series entitled ''NextG Poop''. Due to delays of releasing episodes and special programs, he ended the series and his pooping in general on a triumphant note in 2012, but is still active, frequently making other types of videos. NextG has also formed his own film company, '''Cameo Films''', and made a short film for it, ''Virtual Temptation''. He also really likes British television. | '''NextG''' is a YouTube Pooper (duh) who has an eclectic, very unique style of pooping. He has an entire 45-episode YTP series entitled ''NextG Poop''. Due to delays of releasing episodes and special programs, he ended the series and his pooping in general on a triumphant note in 2012, but is still active, frequently making other types of videos. NextG has also formed his own film company, '''Cameo Films''', and made a short film for it, ''Virtual Temptation''. He also really likes British television. | ||
| − | + | Two years after making the last episode of ''NextG Poop'', due to high demand he announced the release of ''NextG's Ancient Prophecies''. The poop was planned to be released earlier in the year, but the channel was abandoned for three months. Eventually, it was revealed that not only does he have craploads of college work, the hard drive where he keeps his files stopped working and must be taken to get the files off of it due to "reasons that are probably not explainable to anyone who doesn't know much about hard drives." The future of NextG is very unclear, and mostly depends on if he gets the files off soon or if he can get the files off in general. | |
==Style== | ==Style== | ||
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===Preferred Methods=== | ===Preferred Methods=== | ||
| − | [[File:Real Life NextG.jpg|200px|thumb|Right|NextG | + | [[File:Real Life NextG.jpg|200px|thumb|Right|NextG masters the selfie.]] |
:''NOTE: Not all methods are included and not all methods are used in all videos.'' | :''NOTE: Not all methods are included and not all methods are used in all videos.'' | ||
:'''''BOLD''' items indicate items not on the [[Poopisms]] list. | :'''''BOLD''' items indicate items not on the [[Poopisms]] list. | ||
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* 1. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z7-_Res-Ck Free to Be...], the first episode of ''NextG Poop'' | * 1. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z7-_Res-Ck Free to Be...], the first episode of ''NextG Poop'' | ||
* 2. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEzpxESf4CU Eat My Foot and Die You Loser.] | * 2. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEzpxESf4CU Eat My Foot and Die You Loser.] | ||
| − | * 3. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v= | + | * 3. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtNXRyMaXWw Now Remember Billy, Only Retards Wear Their Collars Up], a protest against YouTube's harsh copyright system using entirely public domain sources |
* 4. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC4lcu60CNg Sledgehammers and Audiotapes] | * 4. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC4lcu60CNg Sledgehammers and Audiotapes] | ||
* 5. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6N5umPcjto Stuff Happens While I Play Unfitting Music], what NextG himself dubs his worst poop | * 5. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6N5umPcjto Stuff Happens While I Play Unfitting Music], what NextG himself dubs his worst poop | ||
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===Special Programs=== | ===Special Programs=== | ||
| − | * '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggiX-GHEYOM NextG's Most Random Video Ever!]''', the pilot episode of ''NextG Poop'' | + | * '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggiX-GHEYOM NextG's Most Random Video Ever!]''', the pilot episode of ''NextG Poop'' |
* '''[[User:NextG/NextG's Big Show What a Thrill Congratulations!|NextG's Big Show What a Thrill Congratulations!]]''' | * '''[[User:NextG/NextG's Big Show What a Thrill Congratulations!|NextG's Big Show What a Thrill Congratulations!]]''' | ||
** [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCquL1AY1No Part 1] | ** [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCquL1AY1No Part 1] | ||
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKccklY4TPY Part 2] | ** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKccklY4TPY Part 2] | ||
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg-Xhm2ghwM Part 3] | ** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg-Xhm2ghwM Part 3] | ||
| − | * '''Will Smith Trilogy''' | + | * '''Will Smith Trilogy''', a continuation of a scene in "Something to Do with NextG Poop" |
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nycn_DBB8n8 Part 1] | ** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nycn_DBB8n8 Part 1] | ||
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi4Fhu_phx0 Part 2] | ** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi4Fhu_phx0 Part 2] | ||
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtB0UbaZHYA Part 3] | ** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtB0UbaZHYA Part 3] | ||
| − | * '''KYTV''' | + | * '''KYTV''', a NextG-ified homage to the BBC series of the same name. |
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En394clSVqY The SuperMaraca Sweep!] | ** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En394clSVqY The SuperMaraca Sweep!] | ||
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTEopecufDY Kyrisis in Kyrzahkztan!] | ** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTEopecufDY Kyrisis in Kyrzahkztan!] | ||
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuAa3zpu4FY On Your Marc!] | ** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuAa3zpu4FY On Your Marc!] | ||
| + | * '''The Prelinger Trilogy''', three videos made for college that still were worthy of uploading to his fans and are composed entirely of public domain footage from the Prelinger Archives. | ||
| + | ** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8yrmYe09Q8 The Invisible Danger], a faux-newsreel related to ebola | ||
| + | ** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8yrmYe09Q8 A Good Cup of Good Coffee], which walks a line between a (Nonsense) Marvelous Musical Montage and plunderphonics. | ||
| + | ** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9p4qokQIEg Typical City], another (Nonsense) Marvelous Musical Montage masquerading as a faux-short film. | ||
==Other Information== | ==Other Information== | ||
Latest revision as of 05:13, 28 July 2016
This person is an Analogue Pooper.
This pooper started during late 2006 - early 2007, when YouTube Poop experienced a boom in popularity.
This pooper is on Hiatus and will not be making poops for the time being. 
Name: NextG
Real Name: Matt de Rojas
Sex: Male
Country: USA
First Poop: NextG's Most Random Video Ever!
Preferred Sources: VHS, YouTube, production music, live television feed from VCR
Preferred Methods: WTF? Kid, YTPMV, Stutter Loop, Video Head
Preferred Software: Final Cut Express, Adobe After Effects
NextG is a YouTube Pooper (duh) who has an eclectic, very unique style of pooping. He has an entire 45-episode YTP series entitled NextG Poop. Due to delays of releasing episodes and special programs, he ended the series and his pooping in general on a triumphant note in 2012, but is still active, frequently making other types of videos. NextG has also formed his own film company, Cameo Films, and made a short film for it, Virtual Temptation. He also really likes British television.
Two years after making the last episode of NextG Poop, due to high demand he announced the release of NextG's Ancient Prophecies. The poop was planned to be released earlier in the year, but the channel was abandoned for three months. Eventually, it was revealed that not only does he have craploads of college work, the hard drive where he keeps his files stopped working and must be taken to get the files off of it due to "reasons that are probably not explainable to anyone who doesn't know much about hard drives." The future of NextG is very unclear, and mostly depends on if he gets the files off soon or if he can get the files off in general.
Style[edit]
NextG's style has been said to be hard to copy. His pooping work is very unique in that his choice of sources are endless and are very eclectic. He is also valid proof that you can use your own voice in a poop, frequently doing so to do transitions ("Meanwhile, not far away...") or other comedic parts in his videos. The description of "NextG's Most Random Video Ever!" sums up his poops well--they're often "a bunch of things compiled into one video, all completely random and stupid."
Preferred Methods[edit]
- NOTE: Not all methods are included and not all methods are used in all videos.
- BOLD items indicate items not on the Poopisms list.
- BONUS!: First introduced in NextG Presents a Half-Hour of Happy!, this involves the use of Dr. Rabbit saying "ASS" followed by the word "BONUS!" appearing on-screen with a "bling". Sometimes, catchy catchphrases (such as "Choosing the freshest PENIS is key") will also get BONUSes.
- Ear Rape (sparingly)
- (Nonsense) Marvelous Musical Montages: In essence, NextG's version of YTPMVs. A montage of video clips is set to a random piece of music. There are several examples of this in NXGWDKYMYP.
- Mysterious Zoom
- Needless Close-Up
- Reversing
- Right There
- Stare Down
- Stutter Loop
- WTF? Kid
- Stutter Loop Speedup/Slowdown: Basically the same thing as a Stutter Loop, but is gradually sped up and then slowed down again.
- Vanilla Poop
- Video Head: During a sequence, the screen suddenly freezes and one of the characters in the scene has a new video image plastered over his/her head. This is accompanied by the "Zero Points Fast Money Buzzer." Usually, the screen zooms up to the image until it fills the screen.
- Voice of Poop (recently, however, this has fallen into disuse, with the exception of the Robotnik "NO!!!" and "PENIS")
Associates[edit]
Fans[edit]
- Conrad Slater
- plex14
- Seconteen13
- Glitchboyadvance
- SkyGuy16
- RetroNauseaTV
- FromtheWordsofBR
- Brillemeister
Poop Listing[edit]
NextG Poop[edit]
- 1. Free to Be..., the first episode of NextG Poop
- 2. Eat My Foot and Die You Loser.
- 3. Now Remember Billy, Only Retards Wear Their Collars Up, a protest against YouTube's harsh copyright system using entirely public domain sources
- 4. Sledgehammers and Audiotapes
- 5. Stuff Happens While I Play Unfitting Music, what NextG himself dubs his worst poop
- 6. The Instructional Video on How to Get Through the Hotels
- 7. And a Hap-Hap-Happy Day to You, Too!
- 8. Where's Sara When You Really Need Her?
- 9. NextG Poop Was Found in the Local Funeral Home
- 10. Give Your NextG Poop a Shot of Adrenaline
- 11. One Man's Trash is Another Man's NextG Poop
- 12. I Will Not Use "D-I-E" in the Title of a NextG Poop
- 13. The First Rule About NextG Poop is..., a collaboration with Seconteen13
- 14. NextG Poop is Known to Kill VCRs, a different kind of poop made entirely on a VCR
- 15. These Are the Voyages of NextG Poop
- 16. The NextG Poop NewsHour
- 17. People Fall Down in NextG Poop
- 18. Shake Your NextG Poop Tail
- 19. NextG Poop...It's What's for Dinner
- 20. Even Soul Reapers Prefer NextG Poop
- 21. All Your NextG Poop Are Belong to Pink Boys, a tribute to captainpinkboy
- 22. NextG Poop is Immune from the Writers' Strike
- 23. Is It Live or is It NextG Poop?
- 24. The World-Famous Star-Studded NextG Poop
- 25. We'll Be Right Back After We Take a NextG Poop
- 26. Secret Confessions of NextG Poop
- 27. NextG Poop at Home
- 28. NextG Poop Knows Where You Live
- 29. A Simple Plan for NextG Poop
- 30. What NextG Poop Says, NextG Poop Does
- 31. My NextG Poop is Bigger Than Yours!
- 32. A NextG Poop...Shaken, Not Stirred
- 33. The Life and Times of NextG Poop
- 34. Don't Tell Me NextG Poop Don't Matter!
- 35. If the NextG Poop Fits
- 36. A NextG Poop's Work is Never Done
- 37. The NextG Poop Factor
- 38. Something to Do with NextG Poop
- 39. All NextG Poop are Created Equal
- 40. The Importance of Being NextG Poop
- 41. There Goes a NextG Poop
- 42. Not the Nine O'Clock NextG Poop Caper
- 43. NextG Poop and the Hands of Fate (Semi-Starring Amy Rose!)
- 44. NextG Poop's Salad Days
- 45. NextG Poop and the (Supposedly) Last Crusade, the final episode of NextG Poop, and NextG's last poop in general. It ends with a homage to the last scene of "NextG's Most Random Video Ever!"
Special Programs[edit]
- NextG's Most Random Video Ever!, the pilot episode of NextG Poop
- NextG's Big Show What a Thrill Congratulations!
- NextG (What Doesn't Kill Ya Makes Ya) Poop
- NextG Christmas Tape 2008
- At the Crossroads Addendum, a collaboration with RetroNauseaTV
- NextG Presents a Half-Hour of Happy!
- Everybody Now!, an hour-long collaboration special between many fans. Sadly, part 3 has been taken down for copyright.
- NextG Poop Remix
- Will Smith Trilogy, a continuation of a scene in "Something to Do with NextG Poop"
- KYTV, a NextG-ified homage to the BBC series of the same name.
- The Prelinger Trilogy, three videos made for college that still were worthy of uploading to his fans and are composed entirely of public domain footage from the Prelinger Archives.
- The Invisible Danger, a faux-newsreel related to ebola
- A Good Cup of Good Coffee, which walks a line between a (Nonsense) Marvelous Musical Montage and plunderphonics.
- Typical City, another (Nonsense) Marvelous Musical Montage masquerading as a faux-short film.
