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[[Image:Cultist.PNG|thumb|Typical appearance of a cultist.]]
 
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[[image:Licence.PNG|thumb|Stolen from a victim standing in a No-Parking zone.]]
 
[[image:Licence.PNG|thumb|Stolen from a victim standing in a No-Parking zone.]]
*Law For Kids is an [[evil]] cult that currently dictates Arizona. The cult violently restricts exploding officers, standing in a no parking zone and getting hurt. Offenders such as these usually end up having their driver's licenses revoked.
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Law For Kids is an [[evil]] cult that currently dictates Arizona. The cult violently restricts various things, and offenders will have their driver's licenses revoked.
*They have magical teleportation abilities, warping cultists and cars (cleverly disguised as cops) to deal with anyone who ignores their rules.
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*These cultists can easily be identified with badly drawn guys in blue suits or nearly bald men.
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==History==
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Law for Kids started off as an innocent endeavor to teach children about various laws in Arizona. Some of these being the consequences of getting into fights in school, bringing alcohol or other paraphernalia to school, and staying up past curfew. It was innocent enough, but Arizona ranks...49th out of 56 states (at the time Law for kids was around, 48th) and the affects started to show when they started getting more outrageous.
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Policemen were shown to arrest passengers in cars who were doing no wrong because "Even the passenger gets in trouble". Kids riding scooters will be pulled over (as well as you can if you're on a sidewalk) because they weren't wearing enough protection. Graffiti artists are apparently immediately jailed without a fair trial. It caused some people to look back at other cases and realize that in the case of the two boys being suspended for fighting were the only ones who go into trouble, while the boy who provoked the two into a fight in the first place received no punishment.
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Even the police became so confused that they thought "Even the police get in trouble." Lines were blurred, offenses ran rampant, people were defying physics, and utter chaos insured. It was in this chaos, the following became more or less established...
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==The cultists don't allow:==
 
==The cultists don't allow:==
 
*Sitting on a bench during a crescent moon.
 
*Sitting on a bench during a crescent moon.
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*Not mashing your pencil on paper.
 
*Not mashing your pencil on paper.
 
*Driving through a green stoplight.
 
*Driving through a green stoplight.
*Disabled People
 
 
*Fighting for self-defense.
 
*Fighting for self-defense.
 
*Drinking sapphire blue liquids.
 
*Drinking sapphire blue liquids.
*Expelling and/or suspending people from school.
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*Not expelling and/or suspending people from school.
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
 
*[[Robotnik]] has been harassed by Law For Kids many times.
 
*[[Robotnik]] has been harassed by Law For Kids many times.
*It's rumored that this cult is lead by either [[Bill O'Reilly]] or [[Wario]]. This has yet to be confirmed. However, recent rumors have led it to be that neither one of them are the leaders of this group, but they are the vice presidents for the much greater enemy that the world has ever encountered. This greater power who controls this group is... [[User Talk:Crazy Luigi|Me]]!!!
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*It's rumored that this cult is lead by either [[Waluigi]] or [[I.M. Meen (Character)|I.M. Meen]]. This has yet to be confirmed. However, recent rumors have revealed that neither one of them are the leader of this group, but are the vice presidents for the much greater enemy that runs this cult. This greater power who controls this group is... [[User Talk:Crazy Luigi|Me]]!!!
 
*They own nearly every driver's license in Arizona.
 
*They own nearly every driver's license in Arizona.
*Their only weakness is eggs, which is very destructive to them.
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*Their only weakness is [[eggs]], which are very destructive to them.
*Their faces change occasionally, presumably to avoid lawsuit.
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*Want to destroy [[Texas]] for [[no]] apparent reason whatsoever.
*They often need to go to the bathroom.
 
*Want to destroy Texas for [[no]] apparent reason whatsoever.
 
 
*That guy in the picture is NOT [[Jesus Christ|Charles Emerson Winchester III]]!
 
*That guy in the picture is NOT [[Jesus Christ|Charles Emerson Winchester III]]!
*They occasionally burn crosses and wear hooded robes, like the [[KKK|Ku Klux Klan]], only they do it for just regular city folk and new people who [[cum|come]] to Arizona.
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*They do not take well to people from outside Arizona.
*Also, they want to beat up all illegal Mexicans who [[cum|come]] to the magical land of Arizona.
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*Optimus Prime was once pulled over, and tried to get out of the ticket by transforming into his robot form, but the policeman saw through his clever act.
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==Links==
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*[http://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Law_for_Kids| The comics can be found here]
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*[http://lawforkids.org| Law for kids]

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Typical appearance of a cultist.
Stolen from a victim standing in a No-Parking zone.

Law For Kids is an evil cult that currently dictates Arizona. The cult violently restricts various things, and offenders will have their driver's licenses revoked.

History[edit]

Law for Kids started off as an innocent endeavor to teach children about various laws in Arizona. Some of these being the consequences of getting into fights in school, bringing alcohol or other paraphernalia to school, and staying up past curfew. It was innocent enough, but Arizona ranks...49th out of 56 states (at the time Law for kids was around, 48th) and the affects started to show when they started getting more outrageous.

Policemen were shown to arrest passengers in cars who were doing no wrong because "Even the passenger gets in trouble". Kids riding scooters will be pulled over (as well as you can if you're on a sidewalk) because they weren't wearing enough protection. Graffiti artists are apparently immediately jailed without a fair trial. It caused some people to look back at other cases and realize that in the case of the two boys being suspended for fighting were the only ones who go into trouble, while the boy who provoked the two into a fight in the first place received no punishment.

Even the police became so confused that they thought "Even the police get in trouble." Lines were blurred, offenses ran rampant, people were defying physics, and utter chaos insured. It was in this chaos, the following became more or less established...

The cultists don't allow:[edit]

  • Sitting on a bench during a crescent moon.
  • Standing in a parking zone.
  • Displaying any emotions.
  • Spilling root beer in a sink.
  • Wearing grey shirts.
  • Stealing a CD, rather than pirating it.
  • Driving a car whilst drinking any substance, especially beer.
  • Possessing plastic bags filled with broccoli.
  • People who don't drive. (They claim even they get in trouble.)
  • Using excessive punctuation.
  • Getting a black eye.
  • Not mashing your pencil on paper.
  • Driving through a green stoplight.
  • Fighting for self-defense.
  • Drinking sapphire blue liquids.
  • Not expelling and/or suspending people from school.

Trivia[edit]

  • Robotnik has been harassed by Law For Kids many times.
  • It's rumored that this cult is lead by either Waluigi or I.M. Meen. This has yet to be confirmed. However, recent rumors have revealed that neither one of them are the leader of this group, but are the vice presidents for the much greater enemy that runs this cult. This greater power who controls this group is... Me!!!
  • They own nearly every driver's license in Arizona.
  • Their only weakness is eggs, which are very destructive to them.
  • Want to destroy Texas for no apparent reason whatsoever.
  • That guy in the picture is NOT Charles Emerson Winchester III!
  • They do not take well to people from outside Arizona.
  • Optimus Prime was once pulled over, and tried to get out of the ticket by transforming into his robot form, but the policeman saw through his clever act.

Links[edit]