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'''Haruhi Suzumiya''' is a girl from [[Japan]]. She has the astounding and dangerous ability to create and destroy universes at will, but is not allowed to know about it. She also makes '''''very''''' loud noises and believes a large number of things are really well done. She has made many victims deaf, or commit [[suicide]]. She must be stopped. No matter the cost.
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'''Haruhi Suzumiya''' is an eccentric and lively girl from [[Japan]]. She has the astounding and dangerous ability to create and destroy universes at will, but is not allowed to know about it. She also makes '''''very''''' loud noises and believes a large number of things are really well done. She has made many victims deaf, or commit [[suicide]]. She must be stopped. No matter the cost.
  
 
She is usually seen hanging around with [[Captpan6]] at the Honker Burger. One day, she was run over by a car, and is currently hospitalized.
 
She is usually seen hanging around with [[Captpan6]] at the Honker Burger. One day, she was run over by a car, and is currently hospitalized.
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*She has had a relationship with [[MetalAcid5]] as proven by pictures. This was short lived after a foursome gone wrong.
 
*She has had a relationship with [[MetalAcid5]] as proven by pictures. This was short lived after a foursome gone wrong.
 
*She is a slave owner.
 
*She is a slave owner.
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*Not to be confused with Haruhi Fujioka from ''[[Ouran High School Host Club]].''
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*She is not to be confused with Haruhi Fujioka from ''[[Ouran High School Host Club]].''
 
*She's is into [[Poop|Coprophilia]].
 
*She's is into [[Poop|Coprophilia]].
 
*Whenever the Boob of Happiness is mentioned, she enters ALARM CLOCK MODE.
 
*Whenever the Boob of Happiness is mentioned, she enters ALARM CLOCK MODE.
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Revision as of 12:52, 14 June 2013

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THE FACE OF GOD

Name: Haruhi Suzumiya
Sex: Female
Age: 16
Nationality: Japanese
Occupation(s): High School Student
Played By: Aya Hirano, Wendee Lee

Haruhi Suzumiya is an eccentric and lively girl from Japan. She has the astounding and dangerous ability to create and destroy universes at will, but is not allowed to know about it. She also makes very loud noises and believes a large number of things are really well done. She has made many victims deaf, or commit suicide. She must be stopped. No matter the cost.

She is usually seen hanging around with Captpan6 at the Honker Burger. One day, she was run over by a car, and is currently hospitalized.

Cultural Heritage: Japanese (NO SHIT)

Power Level: 0 Uctions

IT'S REALLY WELL DONE

Quotes

  • "I'M THE MOST SPECIAL"
  • "IT'S REALLY WELL DONE!"
  • "CANADA!"
  • "SCHLEP SCHLEP SCHLEP SCHLEP SCHLEP SCHLEP SCHLEP SCHLEP"
I really hope she's not as big of a bitch when she's drunk.

Trivia

  • Did you know that the anime she's in is an overrated pile of shit with a deus ex machina story filled with mostly unlikable characters? It's true!
  • Captpan6 and Deepercutt get massive boners over her. That's nice, dearies.
  • She has had a relationship with MetalAcid5 as proven by pictures. This was short lived after a foursome gone wrong.
  • She is a slave owner.
  • She is not to be confused with Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran High School Host Club.
  • She's is into Coprophilia.
  • Whenever the Boob of Happiness is mentioned, she enters ALARM CLOCK MODE.
  • Just before she proclaims something as "really well done", a man in audible distance of Haruhi will often cry, "Oooooh, shit!" in fear, before his ear drums are subsequently destroyed.
  • She cured Swan Flu, but not Swine Flu.
  • Can be calmed with the universal greeting.
  • Wears prada.
  • She once got KO'd by a Coca-Cola can. Well, that's one way of beating that bitch.
  • READ THE NOVELS, THEY'RE TEN TIMES BETTER
  • According to Antilope Productions, she is the first breasted person to represent YouTube Poop.
Suezumiya's main competition for being the most special.

See Also

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