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This article refers to either a food found in Youtube Poop, or an article related to food. Either way, it sure is delicious. MMMMMMMMMM, food!


McDonalds is a fast-food resturant, as widespread across Earth as Starfucksbucks. They have delicious Chicken Nuggets and burgers, and the resturant is notorious for making people fat. Robotnik, Yoshi, and Uncle Phil are some of the most common customers there; Froggo being the MOST common. King Koopa works there, only earning very low-wages, and now works over 9000 hours a day. Some crazy asshole burnt one down while Some guy nobody likes was eating there, killing it in the process.

Recently, some Liberal Vegan ass made a documentary called "Supersize Me", where he ate McDonalds daily for 30 days, and nearly died. The problem with his douchy experient was that he is a pussy vegan, and he doesn't properly represent the average American, who can handle the fat of McDonalds (the vegan douche's body isn't used to the fat, and cannot handle it well). Indeed, in the same documentary, there was a Big Mac enthusiast that only ate Big Macs, and wasn't even close to fat.

PETA is also known for douchily protesting McDonalds.

They also make shitty Transformers. Case in point: Optimus Prime.

McDonalds is one of numerous sponsors of the Olympics, among which include Coca-Cola and the National Broadcasting Company (NBC).

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ITS HAPPENING AGAAAAAIN!!!!!!!!

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