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*[[Heihachi Mishima]] - The villain of the series and Kazuya's father. He also wears diapers despite (or perhaps because) of his being an old man. Present in all ''Tekken'' games. | *[[Heihachi Mishima]] - The villain of the series and Kazuya's father. He also wears diapers despite (or perhaps because) of his being an old man. Present in all ''Tekken'' games. | ||
| − | *Kazuya Mishima - Heihachi's son, and one of the main characters. Has a sinister laugh, and is seriously an evil prick. | + | *Kazuya Mishima - Heihachi's son, and one of the main characters. Has a sinister laugh, and is seriously an evil prick. Like, the moment he ended up in ''Super Smash Bros Ultimate'' the first thing he did was drop Kirby off of a cliff! And then have a level 9 AI that beat pro tourney players! |
*Jin Kazama - Kazuya's son and the main character starting with ''Tekken 3''. He has a badass hoodie. | *Jin Kazama - Kazuya's son and the main character starting with ''Tekken 3''. He has a badass hoodie. | ||
*[[Marshall Law]] - [[Bruce Lee]] knock-off and the fighting chef. | *[[Marshall Law]] - [[Bruce Lee]] knock-off and the fighting chef. | ||
| − | *[[Tree|Forrest]] Law - Marshall Law's son. Appeared in ''Tekken 3'' and then vanished off the face of the Earth. | + | *[[Tree|Forrest]] Law - Marshall Law's son. Appeared in ''Tekken 3'' and then vanished off the face of the Earth until ''Tag 2''. Then he vanished again. |
*Yoshimitsu - A ninja with a cool sword and a robotic arm. He has appeared in all titles of the series, and somehow ended up crossing over to the ''Soulcalibur'' games. | *Yoshimitsu - A ninja with a cool sword and a robotic arm. He has appeared in all titles of the series, and somehow ended up crossing over to the ''Soulcalibur'' games. | ||
| + | *Kunimitsu - Yoshimitsu's apparent arch nemesis who kinda just vanishes in story after Tekken 2. At least her successor pops up in 7. | ||
*Paul Phoenix - Hotheaded biker who has appeared in all ''Tekkens'' to date. | *Paul Phoenix - Hotheaded biker who has appeared in all ''Tekkens'' to date. | ||
*Lei Wulong - [[Jackie Chan]] knock-off. Also a cop. | *Lei Wulong - [[Jackie Chan]] knock-off. Also a cop. | ||
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*Miguel Caballero Rojo - A Spanish man with an accent so thick, his dialogue is subtitled even though he speaks English. | *Miguel Caballero Rojo - A Spanish man with an accent so thick, his dialogue is subtitled even though he speaks English. | ||
*Bob - A morbidly obese man. His being American is a complete coincidence, really. | *Bob - A morbidly obese man. His being American is a complete coincidence, really. | ||
| − | *Lili - The 16-year-old [[bitch]] with tons of money. She's also huge for a girl. | + | *Lili - The 16-year-old [[bitch]] with tons of money. She's also huge for a girl. Popular for someone who debuted in a PSP game. |
*Lars Alexandersson - Heihachi's illegitimate child who thinks he's a superhero and looks like a [[Naruto]] character. It got to the point where he [http://www.fightersgeneration.com/np5/naruto-tekken.jpg actually became a Naruto character]. | *Lars Alexandersson - Heihachi's illegitimate child who thinks he's a superhero and looks like a [[Naruto]] character. It got to the point where he [http://www.fightersgeneration.com/np5/naruto-tekken.jpg actually became a Naruto character]. | ||
*Ling Xiaoyu - A Chinese schoolgirl with a pet panda. She and Bob are perfect examples showing that Namco makes sure to carefully avoid stereotypes. | *Ling Xiaoyu - A Chinese schoolgirl with a pet panda. She and Bob are perfect examples showing that Namco makes sure to carefully avoid stereotypes. | ||
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*Baek Doo San - Tae Kwon Do practitioner who's rivals with Marshall Law. | *Baek Doo San - Tae Kwon Do practitioner who's rivals with Marshall Law. | ||
*Hwoarang - A student of Baek's and Jin's main rival. | *Hwoarang - A student of Baek's and Jin's main rival. | ||
| − | *Zafina - Some Middle Eastern woman who thinks she's a spider. | + | *Zafina - Some Middle Eastern woman who thinks she's a spider. By 7 now she's stolen Velvet Crowe's arm gimmick, ensuring the poor girl'll never get into a Namco fighter ever. |
*[[Zero|Lee Chaolan]] - Heihachi's adopted son. Has stunning good looks even as a 40-year-old. | *[[Zero|Lee Chaolan]] - Heihachi's adopted son. Has stunning good looks even as a 40-year-old. | ||
*Bryan Fury - A dead guy who was revived as a cyborg. | *Bryan Fury - A dead guy who was revived as a cyborg. | ||
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*Jinpachi Mishima - Heihachi's father, and the final boss of ''Tekken 5''. | *Jinpachi Mishima - Heihachi's father, and the final boss of ''Tekken 5''. | ||
*[[Snoop Dogg]] - Yes, seriously. He appears in ''Tekken Tag Tournament 2'' as part of his own stage. He watches the fight while spittin' some mad rhymez about how much he loves Tekken. | *[[Snoop Dogg]] - Yes, seriously. He appears in ''Tekken Tag Tournament 2'' as part of his own stage. He watches the fight while spittin' some mad rhymez about how much he loves Tekken. | ||
| + | *Eliza - Narcoleptic vampire chick who showed up in a free to play spinoff and was popular enough to appear in Tekken 7. Sure thing Namco okay. | ||
| + | *[[Street Fighter|Akuma]] - Apparently he owes <s>Namco</s>Kazumi a favour. | ||
| + | *Kazumi Mishima - Heihachi's wife and thus, Kazuya's mom. Who looks absolutely amazing for...however old she is. Yes even in Devil mode. Don't be a wimp. | ||
| + | *Josie Rizal - A Filipino girl who cries a lot. Okay then. | ||
| + | *Gigas - What if Jack was somehow even sillier? | ||
| + | *Shaheen - If Capcom can have Rashid, Namco can have their own Middle East rep too. | ||
| + | *Claudio - You got your Maxi from Soul Calibur in my Tekken...which is acceptable given Yoshimitsu. | ||
| + | *[[SNK|Geese Howard]] - He just showed up one day to pick on Heihachi. | ||
| + | *[[Final Fantasy|Noctis Lucis Caelum]] - Yes really. | ||
| + | *Negan - Yes, the ''Walking Dead'' guy. Yes, the words "yes really" don't even fucking feel like words anymore because Tekken'll let anyone in. | ||
| + | *Leroy Smith - You're never going to be as epic as this guy, a full on preacher with a bulldog who declares you foolish while pounding your head in. | ||
| + | *Fahkumram - Makes Sagat look positively inadequate. Think Bruce Irvin but with the proportions of The Big Show. | ||
| + | *Lidia - The Polish Prime Minister who knows karate. Also she's a total dork and we mean that in the nicest way possible. | ||
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Revision as of 15:33, 8 January 2022
Description
A fighting game series by Namco revolving around the "King of the Iron Fist" tournament. Also remains one of the most popular fighters around, unless you're the victim of a button-mashing opponent, or Tomonobu Itagaki. Some characters from Tekken appeared in the crossover RPG, Namco X Capcom. Yoshimitsu and Heihachi also appear as fighters in certain Soulcalibur games. In recent years, it has been prone to a few remakes with new characters and tweaked gameplay, much like one other popular fighting game. There's also a CGI movie called "Tekken: Blood Vengeance".
Media Information
Video game series
Made by
Country of Origin
Japan
Dates
1994-present
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Characters
With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops
- Heihachi Mishima - The villain of the series and Kazuya's father. He also wears diapers despite (or perhaps because) of his being an old man. Present in all Tekken games.
- Kazuya Mishima - Heihachi's son, and one of the main characters. Has a sinister laugh, and is seriously an evil prick. Like, the moment he ended up in Super Smash Bros Ultimate the first thing he did was drop Kirby off of a cliff! And then have a level 9 AI that beat pro tourney players!
- Jin Kazama - Kazuya's son and the main character starting with Tekken 3. He has a badass hoodie.
- Marshall Law - Bruce Lee knock-off and the fighting chef.
- Forrest Law - Marshall Law's son. Appeared in Tekken 3 and then vanished off the face of the Earth until Tag 2. Then he vanished again.
- Yoshimitsu - A ninja with a cool sword and a robotic arm. He has appeared in all titles of the series, and somehow ended up crossing over to the Soulcalibur games.
- Kunimitsu - Yoshimitsu's apparent arch nemesis who kinda just vanishes in story after Tekken 2. At least her successor pops up in 7.
- Paul Phoenix - Hotheaded biker who has appeared in all Tekkens to date.
- Lei Wulong - Jackie Chan knock-off. Also a cop.
- Kuma - Heihachi's pet bear.
- Jun Kazama - Jin's mother who went missing after Tekken 2.
- King - Wrestler who wears a jaguar mask. There have actually been two Kings in the series. A "King" has been in every game.
- Asuka Kazama - Jin's cousin. Despite this, Jin has accidentally used her breasts as a cushion on one occasion.
- Nina Williams - Recognized in the Guinness Book of World Records as "hottest video game character". She's also been in every Tekken.
- Anna Williams - Nina's sister, who is still traumatized by Nina taking pictures while she comes out of the shower.
- Armour King - King's rival. There have been two Armour Kings, the first was killed by Craig Marduk.
- Steve Fox - Polite British boxer. Also Nina's son, somehow.
- Eddy Gordo - Brazilian Capoeira fighter. May or may not be Tiger Jackson. The button-masher's wet dream.
- Christie Monteiro - The granddaughter of Eddy's master. She has also caused straight women to go lesbian.
- Ganryu - He's the worst sumo wrestler ever. Yet when he retired, he decided to open up his own sumo school. Also, he likes masturbating in public.
- Sergei Dragunov - ...
- Miguel Caballero Rojo - A Spanish man with an accent so thick, his dialogue is subtitled even though he speaks English.
- Bob - A morbidly obese man. His being American is a complete coincidence, really.
- Lili - The 16-year-old bitch with tons of money. She's also huge for a girl. Popular for someone who debuted in a PSP game.
- Lars Alexandersson - Heihachi's illegitimate child who thinks he's a superhero and looks like a Naruto character. It got to the point where he actually became a Naruto character.
- Ling Xiaoyu - A Chinese schoolgirl with a pet panda. She and Bob are perfect examples showing that Namco makes sure to carefully avoid stereotypes.
- Raven - African ninja with cool shades.
- Roger - The world's only boxing kangaroo.
- Alex - A boxing dinosaur.
- Roger Jr. - Roger's son. Fights in his father's name.
- Alisa Bosconovitch - An android girl with pink hair.
- Michelle Chang - Native American woman who vanished off the face of the earth after Tekken 2.
- Julia Chang - Michelle's daughter. Ganryu has a huge crush on her.
- Leo - A completely androgynous German person who sounds like Ash Ketchum.
- Bruce Irvin - He's your worst nightmare.
- Baek Doo San - Tae Kwon Do practitioner who's rivals with Marshall Law.
- Hwoarang - A student of Baek's and Jin's main rival.
- Zafina - Some Middle Eastern woman who thinks she's a spider. By 7 now she's stolen Velvet Crowe's arm gimmick, ensuring the poor girl'll never get into a Namco fighter ever.
- Lee Chaolan - Heihachi's adopted son. Has stunning good looks even as a 40-year-old.
- Bryan Fury - A dead guy who was revived as a cyborg.
- Craig Marduk - 7-foot-tall wrestler who killed the original Armour King.
- Feng Wei - Asuka's rival; he severely injured her father.
- Wang Jinrei - A 100-year-old Chinese guy who seriously needs to die.
- Jaycee - She's totally not Julia gaiz.
- Devil - Kazuya's evil side.
- Angel - Kazuya's good side.
- Devil Jin - Jin's evil side. He is a bizarre goat/bird hybrid that wants you to fear the wrath of God.
- Gon - Some dinosaur that popped up in Tekken 3 and never appeared again.
- Dr. Bosconovitch - A Russian doctor guy who created Alisa. He and Gon were secret characters appearing only in the home version of Tekken 3, although Dr. B came back for Tag Tournament 2.
- Jinpachi Mishima - Heihachi's father, and the final boss of Tekken 5.
- Snoop Dogg - Yes, seriously. He appears in Tekken Tag Tournament 2 as part of his own stage. He watches the fight while spittin' some mad rhymez about how much he loves Tekken.
- Eliza - Narcoleptic vampire chick who showed up in a free to play spinoff and was popular enough to appear in Tekken 7. Sure thing Namco okay.
- Akuma - Apparently he owes
NamcoKazumi a favour. - Kazumi Mishima - Heihachi's wife and thus, Kazuya's mom. Who looks absolutely amazing for...however old she is. Yes even in Devil mode. Don't be a wimp.
- Josie Rizal - A Filipino girl who cries a lot. Okay then.
- Gigas - What if Jack was somehow even sillier?
- Shaheen - If Capcom can have Rashid, Namco can have their own Middle East rep too.
- Claudio - You got your Maxi from Soul Calibur in my Tekken...which is acceptable given Yoshimitsu.
- Geese Howard - He just showed up one day to pick on Heihachi.
- Noctis Lucis Caelum - Yes really.
- Negan - Yes, the Walking Dead guy. Yes, the words "yes really" don't even fucking feel like words anymore because Tekken'll let anyone in.
- Leroy Smith - You're never going to be as epic as this guy, a full on preacher with a bulldog who declares you foolish while pounding your head in.
- Fahkumram - Makes Sagat look positively inadequate. Think Bruce Irvin but with the proportions of The Big Show.
- Lidia - The Polish Prime Minister who knows karate. Also she's a total dork and we mean that in the nicest way possible.
Usage
First Used in a Poop by
Often Used by
Sometimes Used by
Disliked by
- Tomonobu Itagaki (Creator of Dead or Alive and producer for Ninja Gaiden: Dragon Sword claims that "Tekken sucks".)
Further Information
- In the year 2012, Tekken fought against Street Fighter, and it
will be awesomedidn't live up to its hype.- To make up for that, Namco's now working with Nintendo to help create a new Super Smash Bros. game. Now let's see if Namco's going to sneak in a Tekken character here...
Trivia
- It sounds like "chicken"!
