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{{VidCaption|jZH3SpBujwk|The common etiquette of giving oneself a promotion.}} | {{VidCaption|jZH3SpBujwk|The common etiquette of giving oneself a promotion.}} | ||
| − | A promotion is | + | Why, Dr. Robotnik's plan to capture Tails and trick Sonic was so good, he'll have to give himself a '''PROMOTION!''' |
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| + | A promotion is moving from a low position to a higher one, in work or somewhere else. | ||
In the real world, one's boss can hand out promotions. In [[Youtube Poop]] though, only [[Dr. Robotnik]] has this power, and has, so far, given out very few promotions. | In the real world, one's boss can hand out promotions. In [[Youtube Poop]] though, only [[Dr. Robotnik]] has this power, and has, so far, given out very few promotions. | ||
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*[[Heavy Weapons Guy]] | *[[Heavy Weapons Guy]] | ||
*[[Scratch]] - Sucked [[Robotnik]]'s [[Pingas]]. | *[[Scratch]] - Sucked [[Robotnik]]'s [[Pingas]]. | ||
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*[[Joseph Stalin]] - Was the only one who got it by force. | *[[Joseph Stalin]] - Was the only one who got it by force. | ||
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*<s>Capturing [[Tails]]</s> - Will just get you demoted, only for [[Robotnik]] to take the credit, and promote himself instead. | *<s>Capturing [[Tails]]</s> - Will just get you demoted, only for [[Robotnik]] to take the credit, and promote himself instead. | ||
*<s>[[Spy]]ing on [[Professor Von Schlemmer]]</s> - See above. | *<s>[[Spy]]ing on [[Professor Von Schlemmer]]</s> - See above. | ||
| + | *Say "PROMOTION", grab the word from above your head, put it on your chest and it will materialize as a gold medal. | ||
*Sucking [[Robotnik]]'s [[pingas]] - Ooooohhhhh, that's [[good]]. | *Sucking [[Robotnik]]'s [[pingas]] - Ooooohhhhh, that's [[good]]. | ||
[[Category: YouTube Poop One-liners]] | [[Category: YouTube Poop One-liners]] | ||
Revision as of 03:44, 15 April 2010
Why, Dr. Robotnik's plan to capture Tails and trick Sonic was so good, he'll have to give himself a PROMOTION!
A promotion is moving from a low position to a higher one, in work or somewhere else.
In the real world, one's boss can hand out promotions. In Youtube Poop though, only Dr. Robotnik has this power, and has, so far, given out very few promotions.
The opposite of a promotion is a demotion, which are commonly given to Coconuts.
Joseph Stalin knows all about the powers of promotions.
Characters Who Have Been Promoted
- Dr. Robotnik - He has received the most promotions of anybody, mainly because he gives himself promotions all the time.
- Heavy Weapons Guy
- Scratch - Sucked Robotnik's Pingas.
- Joseph Stalin - Was the only one who got it by force.
How to Get a Promotion
Capturing Tails- Will just get you demoted, only for Robotnik to take the credit, and promote himself instead.Spying on Professor Von Schlemmer- See above.- Say "PROMOTION", grab the word from above your head, put it on your chest and it will materialize as a gold medal.
- Sucking Robotnik's pingas - Ooooohhhhh, that's good.
