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Kentucky Fried Chicken is the restaurant of the [[God]]s, owned by Colonel Sanders, and has appeared in both Dynamite Dux and Crazy Taxi. It is [[Robotnik]]'s favourite food.
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'''Kentucky Fried Chicken''' is the restaurant of the [[God]]s, owned by Colonel Sanders, who would be mighteh proud to have you try Colonel Sanders's Kentucky Fried Chicken. Mighteh proud. It has appeared in both ''Dynamite Dux'' and ''Crazy Taxi''. It is [[Robotnik]]'s favourite food.
 
[[Image:Colonel Sanders.png|thumb|right|The founder of KFC himself, Colonel Sanders.]]
 
[[Image:Colonel Sanders.png|thumb|right|The founder of KFC himself, Colonel Sanders.]]
[[image:Demo.PNG|thumb|left|The [[Demoman]] stares at his beloved fried chicken.]]
 
 
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This article refers to either a food found in Youtube Poop, or an article related to food. Either way, it sure is delicious. MMMMMMMMMM, food!


Kentucky Fried Chicken is the restaurant of the Gods, owned by Colonel Sanders, who would be mighteh proud to have you try Colonel Sanders's Kentucky Fried Chicken. Mighteh proud. It has appeared in both Dynamite Dux and Crazy Taxi. It is Robotnik's favourite food.

The founder of KFC himself, Colonel Sanders.

People Who Like KFC[edit]

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He once invaded the YouChew forums.
{{#ev:youtube|pwURoueDzFo|320}}The good Colonel himself, explaining Kentucky Fried Chicken.
{{#ev:youtube|ixgjBfITrYI|320}}Don't say that your food company is better. Just don't.

People Who DON'T Like KFC[edit]

{{#ev:youtube|3G5arh3qC5c|320}}Kill the Fucking Chicken!!!

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  • Note: Colonel Sanders placed a curse on the Hanshin Tigers because Tigers fans stole his statue from a nearby Kentucky Fried Chicken in 1985 and threw it in the river. The reason why is because fans resembling each of the players on the team would jump into the river in Osaka as a way of celebrating, and there wasn't a fan that looked like their single American player. The statue, though, did resemble the American, so they threw it in. As of 2014, they still have yet to win the Japan Series, appearing in, but losing to, the Fukuoka Softbank Hawks in the 2014 series.