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John Madden

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JOHN MADDEN.

John Madden is a legendary American Football commentator who is liked by many people including MrDrunkenFox and Guysafari. Rumored that SuperYoshi personally knows him as he is a member of the John Madden fan club. John is one of the few people to draw a penis in prime time television; he has hundreds of (American) football games made by EA, Park Place, and Tiertex; but SuperYoshi states that it is only John Madden Football if he appears on the box which would mean that he doesn't get many games then. He was intended to be the mascot of Youtube Poop itself but RetroJape just had to make that Super Jario Bros that had Mama Luigi in it, that fuck. Also he has possession of Big Time Football who nobody else has.

He once bought Youchewpoop (that's right, the forums) for $2 from Conrad Slater; he then sold it to Dopply for $500 ($475 John Madden strategy fee, the rest for profit) but gave the strategy to please the fans. Sadly though, the team was inexperienced even after giving him youch1 and his own account so John Madden hacked the forums to include a banner of himself. The public loved it until the admins had to revert it. Rumor has it that this caused his TV retirement. :(

Games

  • John Madden Football (The Clunky No BIG TIME FOOTBALL edition)
  • John Madden Football
  • John Madden Football (Nintendo censored)
  • John Madden Football 92
  • JOHN MADDEN FUTTOBORU (Japan only)
  • John Madden Football 93
  • Madden 64 (Not actually based in 1964)
  • Madden NFL 94
  • Madden NFL 95
  • Madden NFL 96
  • Madden NFL 97
  • Madden NFL 98
  • Madden NFL 99
  • Madden NFL Hall of Fame Edition (the rarest of Big Time Football)
  • Madden NFL 2000-2011

Quotes

  • HI EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO JOHN MADDEN FOOTBALL
  • JOHN MADDEN (also JHN MDDN)
  • Boom!
  • That was a heck of a JOHN MADDEN
  • First down
  • Fumble
  • Interception
  • Touchdown
  • Now let's take another look at that on the instant replay.
  • The offensive lineman are the biggest guys on the field. They're bigger than everyone else, that's why they're the biggest guys on the field.
  • HEY, YOU WANT BIG TIME FOOTBALL? THE HITS, THE BOOM, THE DOINK, THE WHAP? IT'S ALL HERE. THIS IS MY GAME.
  • Suddenly Brett Favre Appears!
  • Funyans are a snack that taste like onions, but their not made of onions. They're made out of potatoes.
  • Who Cares!? He's ruining the perfectly good game of Football!!!
  • Get ready for Madden NFL 99!
  • BRETT FAVRE