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Hollow Bastion
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Inmense steaming castle built over crystalized Anti-Uctions Many have struggled to control this fotress, because it is a Heartless factory, it gives huge military power. Heartlessmushroom`s current residence.
Owners of Hollow Bastion
In order of ocupation:
- Ansem-Was once king of that castle but was Murdered by Mama Luigi
- Mama Luigi- Discovered that she could burn the Anti-Uctions crystals to produce Heartless
Trown of the throne by Wizardheimer when he turned him into Egg Luigi
- Wizardheimer- Ruled the poop world from there with an iron fist murdering hunderds of people.
T.K. and his army subsequently forced him to abdicate in the Great Poop war I
- T.K.- Suspended the Anti-Uctions harvest, leaving him defenceless, Robotnik came and killed him with his penis.
- Robotnik- While building a huge army Scratch pulled the wrong lever and blew up half of the castle off, sending Robotnik and his badniks flying away. Scartch and Grounder`s butts, which were stuck in the explosion, mutated and fused together from the explosion and Scrander was born.
