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Hentai

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It's anime porno. It's as fucking simple as that you fat bitch.

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A very minor example of what happens in hentai.

Stereotypical hentai storylines

1) Guy has sex with one person 2) Guy has sex with another person 3) All three people meet up 4) Argue about who the Guy will love 5) All decide on an orgy 6) Orgy END or v--OPTIONAL--v 7) Guy has sex with one more person 8) Things get really messy once the four meet up 9) Guy is full of angst and confusion on who to love forever 10) Three "victims" compete for Guy 11) Failed 12) All stop fighting and have an orgy 13) Orgy 14) Stays that way forever END

That was only the stereotypical storyline for a normal hentai.

Poopers who like Hentai

Trivia

An extreme example of hentai(sorta).
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Another extreme example of hentai(sorta).
  • An old man once answered this on the Discovery Channel's Cash Cab(see above video ^). He, of course, was WRONG!
  • In the world of hentai, anything can happen.
    • And I do mean ANYTHING!
  • It can also be an addiction in which once you start seeing it, you simply can't stop.
  • Hentai involving underage characters is called either lolicon (sex with underaged girls) or shotacon (sex with underaged boys) and both are illegal in Canada. Yet somehow, Disgaea can still be found on shelves.
  • According to the Blue Spy, pornography starring your mother is one of the worst things that can happen to you, right behind getting ganked by the Red Spy.
  • Mario wants to star in a porno with Princess Peach.
  • Yaoi and yuri are gay versions of hentai. Yaoi contains male pairings, while yuri contains female pairings. I.E.: Fangirls love writing Naruto and Sasuke yaoi. Miyuki-chan in Wonderland is an example of yuri.
  • Ecchi is almost hentai, but does not contain sex, and little nudity. The two get mixed up very often. Negima is an example of Ecchi.
  • Hentai is written as へんたい in hiragana.
  • The Japanese generally do not approve of hentai, and, in fact, hentai means "weird" or "perverted" in Japanese. How ironic.
  • Hentai is more popular among perverted westerners (in both North America and Europe) than among the Japanese. Strange, isn't it?
  • There could sometimes be someone who posts pictures of hentai on this Chewiki, so we here ask you to please make sure you don't post hentai-ish pictures here. The sooner you would get this info, the better this Chewiki would become.
  • There was a video game for the Playstation 2, Xbox, and the Nintendo Gamecube called BMX XXX. However, the game unfortunately sucked, especially due to the controversy involved in it.
  • The makers of Guilty Gear (Arc System Works) have been making endless remakes of Guilty Gear XX to prevent naming the next game Guilty Gear XXX. In fact, they're going as far to the point that they're distracting themselves just to make a new fighting game in BlazBlue. Then again, considering what the women of Guilty Gear look like, they'd probably get themselves into a huge amount of trouble for naming the game that, especially considering what happened to BMX XXX.
    • And when there finally was a new Guilty Gear, it wasn't even a fighting game and it was called Guilty Gear 2: Overture.
  • King Hippo has a pants size of "XXX Large." This may be hinting that he keeps porn in his pants.
  • When there is such thing as official Transformers lolicon, you just know there's a problem.

Poopers who do NOT like Hentai

Ben Bailey does not like hentai.
  • TacoWiz
  • TrainorJon - He hates hentai.
  • Jedi787Plus - hates anything that involves sex, cum, or anything in between and is an adamant anti-lolicon activist; however, it is rumored that he tolerates ecchi (nude but nonsexual) stuff...