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Duke Nukem
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This article is filed under Characters.
This kind fellow was debuted in the ever popular first person shooter PC game, Duke Nukem 3D. Revolving around somewhat of the same gameplay as Doom or Wolfenstein 3-D, the game is pretty much about blowing up monsters, collecting shit to unlock doors, and paying strippers to... well you know what. The newest game in production, "Duke Nukem Forever" has been delayed for over a decade or so, so keep dreaming fan boys.
Trivia
- From what we know, his testicles are made of a steel material.
- Duke Nukem has a tendency to lose all his bubble gum when he gets ready to kick ass.
- He likes to shit on people.
- Was ploclaimed by Screwattack to be the most coolest video game character of all time. Infact, he was so cool that they admitted that would've higher than being number one.
- Screwattack also named Duke Nukem 3-D, which is proclaimed by many to be his best game by far, as the 7th best FPS video game ever. It defeated BioShock (Which I know that many motherfuckers will be very pissed off about that.), Doom 3, and Half-Life 2, yet lost out to Counter-Strike, Quake, Wolfenstein 3-D, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, Halo, and Goldeneye 007.
Quotes
- I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL.
- IT'S TIME TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM, AND I'M ALL OUT OF GUM.
- EAT SHIT AND DIE.
- BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS.
- I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK.
