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'''Donald "Donnie Wahlberg" Trump''' is an [[American]] businessman and current Republican party nominee in the U.S. Presidential Election, running against [[Hillary Clinton]], best known for his [[hotel]]s and his TV show "The Apprentice".
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'''Donald "Donnie Wahlberg" Trump''' is an [[American]] businessman and current President-Elect of the United States, having defeated [[Hillary Clinton]] in the 2016 Presidential Election, best known for his [[hotel]]s and his TV show "The Apprentice".
  
 
In 2011, using his [[money]], he partly took over [[Youchew]].
 
In 2011, using his [[money]], he partly took over [[Youchew]].
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==2016 Presidential Election==
 
==2016 Presidential Election==
In 2015, Donald Trump started his campaign for the Republican party nominee for President of the United States, running against Republicans [[Ted Cruz]], John Kasich, and some other people. In 2016, Donald Trump was officially chosen as the party nominee. His campaign, which bears the slogan, "Make America great again", has seen a lot of controversy due to issues such as his many statements regarding minorities, unrestrained approach to public speaking, and his lack of comment on the issue of bringing ''Seinfeld'' back to TV. Supporters of his are known as '''Trumpeters'''.
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In 2015, Donald Trump started his campaign for the Republican party nominee for President of the United States, running against Republicans [[Ted Cruz]], John Kasich, and some other people. In 2016, Donald Trump was officially chosen as the party nominee. His campaign, which bears the slogan, "Make America great again", has seen a lot of controversy due to issues such as his many statements regarding minorities, unrestrained approach to public speaking. Supporters of his are known as '''Trumpeters'''.
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
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*In [[the '80s]], Donald Trump actually had his own board game, called "Trump: the Game", which bore the slogan "It's not whether [[you]] win or lose, but whether [[you]] win." Unfortunately, it only sold 800,000 copies, though this didn't stop Donald Trump from later updating it with the new slogan "[[I]]'m back and [[you]]'re [[fire]]d!"
 
*In [[the '80s]], Donald Trump actually had his own board game, called "Trump: the Game", which bore the slogan "It's not whether [[you]] win or lose, but whether [[you]] win." Unfortunately, it only sold 800,000 copies, though this didn't stop Donald Trump from later updating it with the new slogan "[[I]]'m back and [[you]]'re [[fire]]d!"
 
*In 2015, 3 users dressed up as Donald Trump for Halloween, prompting the one-time creation of the [[Defunct Staffs|"Donald Trump" staff]].
 
*In 2015, 3 users dressed up as Donald Trump for Halloween, prompting the one-time creation of the [[Defunct Staffs|"Donald Trump" staff]].
*It is speculated that his presidential run is due to his being blackmailed by a mysterious news site containing photos of his bald head, which they threaten to release should he not run and win.
 
*[[Jack Donaghy|Jeb Bush is a friend of his.]]
 
*Thinks normal-type Pokemon are just dirty birds and rats with no business being regular Pokemon.
 
*The term "Trumpeter" is a combination of the words "Trombone" and "[[Sath McFarland|Peter]]".
 
 
*''You're fired!''
 
*''You're fired!''
  
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Revision as of 03:48, 9 November 2016

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Name: Donald Trump
Sex: Male
Age: 70
Nationality: American
Occupation(s): Real Estate Tycoon/TV host
Played By: Himself, RideTheCatfish

Donald "Donnie Wahlberg" Trump is an American businessman and current President-Elect of the United States, having defeated Hillary Clinton in the 2016 Presidential Election, best known for his hotels and his TV show "The Apprentice".

In 2011, using his money, he partly took over Youchew.

Takeover of Youchew

In the year 2011, Donald Trump, with the aid of his money and his power to fire people, took over Youchew. When he took over Youchew, he fired the staff, made shop items expensive so only he could afford them, and plastered his face on a few sub-forums, which he declared to be "powered by Donald Trump, approved by Donald Trump". No word on what his plans are, but rumours range from renaming the site "Trumpchew" to bulldozing Youchew to build a hotel.

In seriousness, it was actually just RidetheCatfish, who had changed his name, in the same vein as Dopply's name change to pimpsahoy.

2016 Presidential Election

In 2015, Donald Trump started his campaign for the Republican party nominee for President of the United States, running against Republicans Ted Cruz, John Kasich, and some other people. In 2016, Donald Trump was officially chosen as the party nominee. His campaign, which bears the slogan, "Make America great again", has seen a lot of controversy due to issues such as his many statements regarding minorities, unrestrained approach to public speaking. Supporters of his are known as Trumpeters.

Trivia

  • Previously ran for the Republican presidential candidacy in 2012, but later withdrew.
  • Once had a feud with Rosie O'Donnell.
  • In reality, he has actually gone in to debt a few times.
  • Occasionally feuds with Robotnik when he fires the very people that Robotnik gives promotions.
  • Once fired former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich from the Apprentice, among other celebrities.
  • In the '80s, Donald Trump actually had his own board game, called "Trump: the Game", which bore the slogan "It's not whether you win or lose, but whether you win." Unfortunately, it only sold 800,000 copies, though this didn't stop Donald Trump from later updating it with the new slogan "I'm back and you're fired!"
  • In 2015, 3 users dressed up as Donald Trump for Halloween, prompting the one-time creation of the "Donald Trump" staff.
  • You're fired!