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[[image:Demo.PNG|thumb|The Demoman is frightened by the sight of a naked [[Heavy Weapons Guy|Heavy]].]] | [[image:Demo.PNG|thumb|The Demoman is frightened by the sight of a naked [[Heavy Weapons Guy|Heavy]].]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Evermen.jpg|thumb|right|[[Jason Everman]] giving a naughty stare since spamming pictures of the Demoman was similar to randomly throwing around pictures of Everman.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Polnareffstare.JPG|thumb|right|Polnareff has a staring contest with Demoman. I wonder who wins...]] | ||
| + | [[Image:FALCON.jpg|thumb|The great [[Captain Falcon]] has joined the game.]] | ||
The demoman is a [[Africans|black]] [[Stegblob|Scottish]] [[Robotnik|cyclops]] with an explosion fetish. He is often paired with the [[Soldier]] as well. | The demoman is a [[Africans|black]] [[Stegblob|Scottish]] [[Robotnik|cyclops]] with an explosion fetish. He is often paired with the [[Soldier]] as well. | ||
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[[Category: Team Fortress 2]] | [[Category: Team Fortress 2]] | ||
[[Category: Characters - Scottish]] | [[Category: Characters - Scottish]] | ||
[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
| − | [[Image:Demoflip.png|thumb|left|The Demoman across the way stares back.]] | + | [[Category:Characters - Geniuses]] |
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Revision as of 12:05, 20 July 2009
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The Demoman is frightened by the sight of a naked Heavy.
Jason Everman giving a naughty stare since spamming pictures of the Demoman was similar to randomly throwing around pictures of Everman.
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The great Captain Falcon has joined the game.
The demoman is a black Scottish cyclops with an explosion fetish. He is often paired with the Soldier as well.
He's also a self-proclaimed meme for this wiki.
Cultural Heritage: Black Scottish cyclops (NO DUH)
How The Demoman Came To Be
The guy that made the original Team Fortress was high on dope one day, so he hired a Scottish Will Smith to fire a grenade launcher and blow people up. Thus, the Demoman was born.
Arsenal
- Grenade Launcher: Fires 4 grenades before needing a reload, yet it can hold six at once. That's pretty fucking gay.
- Stickybomb Launcher: Fires up to 8 grenades which stick to surfaces, which then can be detonated remotely just by him thinking about it.
- Bottle: Once held hard liquor. Now only holds the Demoman's tears, and possibly urine. Oh, did I mention he might break it over your skull?
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Quotes
- I'm a black Scottish CYCLOPS! THEY GOT MORE *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* THAN THEY GOT THE LIKES OF ME!
- OH CRAP
- OH, THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO GLUE YOU BACK TOGETHER, IN HELL!
- What makes me a good Demoman? IF I WAS A BAD DEMOMAN, I WOULDN'T BE HERE DISCUSSING IT WITH YA, NOW WOULD I?
- So.. Tar you fine dandies, so proud. SO COHKSURE... PRANCIN' ABOOT WITH YER HEADS FULL OF EYEBALLS! COME AND GET ME, I SAY! I'LL BE WAIDIN' ON YEH WITH A LOAD'O ME OLD BRIMSTONE!
- I'M A GRIMM BLOODY FABLE! WITH AN UNHAPPY BLOODY END!
- KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
- NEXT TIME YE'LL BLOODY ASK BEFORE STANDING ON MY POINT
- CHEEEEEEEERSS MATE
- AH DONT THINK THEY SAW THAT ONE COMIN'
- HOHOHOHOHHAHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHAHAHAAAA
- OH THAT'S SORE
- KA-BLOOOOOOEEYYYYYYY
- MEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
- THAT WIS MAH POINT YE WERE STANDIN' ON
- YA APPEAR TO HAVE TRODDEN ON A MINE!
Trivia
- Enjoys bagpipe music, not unlike M. Bison.
- Possibly enjoys KFC.
- Is good friends with Zack.
- Is an African.
- Has had multiple charges of public nudity in the past, until he wore a sticky note with a smiley-face on it.
- His real name is actually "Demonman".
- Stares at things on this site in horror, joy, or for the hell of it.
- Lacks a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse.
- Has advanced knowledge of chemicals and chemistry.
- He also has the same voice actor as The Heavy Weapons Guy.
See Also
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