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Local resident [[Stegblob]] the pigeon prefers to have no association with the [[Birds]]. He will poop on you if you say otherwise. | Local resident [[Stegblob]] the pigeon prefers to have no association with the [[Birds]]. He will poop on you if you say otherwise. | ||
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Revision as of 10:12, 6 March 2009
The birds of Koridai have been under attack by the evil forces of Ganon for years. Nowadays, they are either singing, burning, dying, pooping, having sex, or are threatened by the sight of your face.
Gwonam's Love for the Birds
Gwonam seems to care for the birds a lot. He always brings them up and was worried when they were put on the endangered species list after they were the Hyrulian dinner special for two years and were under siege by Goronu, Sleepy Bones and Ganon's minions. Gwonam is a strong supporter of the birds although Zelda, Link and Ganon Jr. still enjoy burning birds for Dinner.
Endangered Status
Close to extinction. Only 76 birds remain throughout the lands of Koridai, Hyrule and Gamelon. This could explain why they are always fucking. They no longer reside in the Mushroom Kingdom. The birds are not affected by AIDS but are hunted and killed because they tend to poop on the King of Hyrule.
George's Birds
A whole other species of birds live near George The Volcano. These birds are planning to migrate to Koridai to interbreed because they are tired of being drenched by George's eruptions of Volcanicity.
Lum's Love for the Birds
Lum Invader is very fond of the birds, and she even has the ability to communicate with them.
Stegblob the Pigeon
Local resident Stegblob the pigeon prefers to have no association with the Birds. He will poop on you if you say otherwise.
The Bird is the Word
It's the greatest song of all time.
