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Malkmusian
Malkmusian has contributed at least one article to the YouChew front page.
This pooper is a frequent creator of YouTube Poop Music Videos.In brief
Malkmusian is one of those poopers who people think is one of the best, but merely turns out to be a guy with decent skills on Sony Vegas. Unlike most poopers, who'll spend countless hours and days on a video, he tends to make things in a stream-of-consciousness, whether he viewed the source beforehand or not. As he makes the poop, he formulates the jokes and while doing so, tries to make the poop as fresh as possible. However, because his style tends to be somewhere between traditional, tennis, and trap, he hasn't gotten much subscribers. Then again, never have many other poopers.
History
JohnFordDanceTroupe, named after a student in a choir class that was expelled due stealing Carmex, discovered YouTube Poop by accident with seeing "Hey Arnold! The Great Adventure" in June 2007. In response, he made a few fad poops and poops known to have AIDS material in them before venturing to other sources and the use of Sony Vegas 8.0. Even though he is virtually unknown to the pooping community, he feels like he has influenced others to use obscure material.
First poop seen
N/A
First poop made
Captain Beefheart's Sexy Suspender Striptease - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_wIVWXg-nw
Style
"Ear rape", sentence mixing, repetition, mirroring, reverse, inverting, panning and cropping
Preferred Sources
- Can archive footage
- UmJammer Lammy
- Disaster Movie
- Roseanne
- Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy
Preferred Methods
- Deja vu
- Ear Rape
- Extreme slo-mo
- Stutter loop
- Tech
- Tech text
Prefered Tech
Sony Vegas 8.0
Dislikes
CD-i, Super Mario World, badly made poops
Reception
So far, his reception has been mixed, from people saying he is good to people calling him "horrible"
Achievements
Associates
In Real Life
youtube.com/genochic13 - His sister, Brittany
Online
Influences
WalrusGuy, Deepercutt, Nategorga, Ophios
Poop Listing
The Beatles' Sexual Encounter with a Crazy Psychopath A Family of Cannibals Devour a Progressive Rock Band Kid Rawk Has a Message for You Daniel Revo Becomes a Gangster Rapper Scottish People Mourn the Bankruptcy of Kroger Doug Walker Applies to Be Shaq's Masseuse
