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The Baker
This article is filed under Characters.The Baker (his real name is currently unknown) is a baker from Gamelon who irresponsibly leaves his baked goods in the oven too long, often exclaiming "My cakes will burn!" when he remembers them. Upon doing so, he whooshes out of sight to retrieve the burned cakes. Despite this, his burned products are enjoyed by Link, who eats them every day. The Baker also wants people to come visit him in Sakado. No one is sure why he wants this, but many suspect it isn't for noble reasons. The Baker was also a war veteran, and helped Fat Mario destroy King Koopa's castle and also served in the Vietnam War with King Harkinian in 1968.
Suspected Names[edit]
- The Crazy Ol' Cakes Guy
- George
- John Baker
Likes[edit]
- Link is his best customer. The Baker claims that Link could eat 10 of his cakes.
- King Harkinian (He eats his cakes for dinner and made him a tank commander during the war against King Koopa.)
- Impa
- Mayor Kravindish
- Zelda
- His Job
- Spinach
- Tanks
- His Cakes
Dislikes[edit]
- Burned Cakes
- Being told his cakes are bread.
- Baker's Itch
- Cakes that are a lie.
Quotes[edit]
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The Baker My cakes will burn!
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The Baker Come on! Hurry! It's awful! Mayor Kravindish has been chained in the tower - oh, my cakes! Come see me in Sakado!
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The Baker Your friend Link could eat 10 of these.
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The Baker Ha. The arpogos will DIE for them!
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The Baker Come see my cock! It's awful!
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The Baker Your friend will burn!
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The Baker Don't bother!
